The Meddler Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2015
- 103 min
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He was so scared.
I'll just be two minutes.
Sure.
Sorry about this,
Of course, it's nice to see
the two of you together.
Hey, man.
You know, if you want,
we could stop for ice cream
on the way back.
And the difference between
a veto and a pocket veto?
A pocket veto is when the president
doesn't sign a bill for ten days,
but congress can't overrule it.
Yes! You are ready, Freddy.
Oh. "Ready Freddy."
I like that.
That's funny.
What's that?
Fredo... he's...
I'm sorry.
Is that marijuana?
It must have fallen...
What's it doing...
Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, what do we do?
What are we gonna do?
Sorry, Joey.
What are you doing?
What are you...?
Okay...
Are you all right, ma'am?
Uh...
How did all these people
get in my room?
And don't tell your papa!
Can I help you?
How much are the pies?
They're all $12.
I can have all of them for $12?
Hey, I know you.
Nope.
Sure, I do.
You're an actress, right?
You're a police officer man.
Yeah, well, retired,
technically,
but they still need us on set.
You know, in case a director
starts throwing stuff.
Everybody calls me zipper.
Okay.
And you are miss...?
Minervini.
Miss Minervini.
Mrs. Minervini.
Missus.
Well, actually, I don't know
if it's still missus
because my husband died,
and I... I'm sorry.
Thank you.
It goes back to maybe
the maiden name, or...
'cause when you're divorced
I don't think that you still...
I mean, that's... of course that's
different, but I think maybe...
Just... it would be...
Less confusing if you call me...
Marnie.
Okay, Marnie.
Well, Marnie,
do you wanna join us?
Us?
In a different language.
Portuguese.
So, we get to the area and,
sure enough,
there is this naked guy,
and he's just walking
up the street...
refuses to put on clothes
or get in the car,
and Bernie suggests that we...
He would not go down!
He just stands there, vibrating!
Just pointing north!
Oh, pardon my language.
Were you talking?
Thank you.
Sorry about that. Those...
Those guys are...
They're good guys,
but they do like hearing
themselves talk.
Well, if I had those stories,
I would listen to myself think.
Well...
I gotta get going.
I have to... dog-sit
my daughter's kids,
and, you know,
my hands are... loud.
Okay.
Do you maybe need a ride or...
No, I can't drive that.
Okay.
How about just this
once I drive it,
and you can sit on the back?
That's crazy. I would kill my
daughter if she died on a motorcycle.
Oh, this isn't a motorcycle.
This is a Harley Davidson.
It's a world of difference.
Come on, it'll be fun.
The safest place you can be
in Los Angeles
is on this seat right here.
I promise.
I'll go slow.
Uh...
So tell me about your daughter.
Not now!
So why do they call you zipper?
It's my name.
Oh...
My last name.
Then... that makes sense.
Yeah.
What's your first name?
Randy. Or Randall.
Randall.
And are you from around here?
Am I asking too many questions?
No.
I'm from outside
Oxnard originally.
And then I moved to Ventura
when I got married,
and moved to Topanga
when I got divorced.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, don't be sorry.
She's not.
You know, she never smiled
with her teeth.
I should've known.
Is Topanga on the beach?
No, not on the beach,
by the beach.
I wouldn't mind living
on the beach.
Yeah.
But I don't know
where I'd keep the chickens.
Chickens?
Yeah. Yeah. You got your dog
people and your cat people.
I am a man with chickens.
Get outta here.
No...
Chickens?
Absolutely.
How many?
Well, you know what they say
about counting chickens?
No.
You don't know what they say
about counting chickens, really?
No.
Didn't your grandma
ever tell you that?
No, we didn't... my grandma
didn't have chickens.
Oh, yeah. You are a
city girl, aren't you?
Well, my chickens and I have
a very symbiotic relationship.
I give them a Coop
and some feed,
once in a while, a little
Parmesan cheese for a treat,
and they keep me in eggs.
Matter of fact... excuse me.
Oh, I can't believe
it didn't break.
Yeah. That's from the Ameraucana.
She's my only Easter Egger
wow.
You wanna meet her?
At your house?
Well, she's been out at the bar
most of the night,
but she's probably home by now.
Watch your step there.
Here, let me go in first.
Make sure we don't let
anybody escape.
Well, now here's...
That's patsy, and Kathleen.
Over here is, that's Ayla.
Katie and Ruth.
That's Gayle.
And... the golden girl there
is Henrietta.
And now don't let her sass you.
She gets a little attitude on
account of she's so damn beautiful.
So beautiful.
Girls, this is Marnie.
Hey.
Was out here
a couple months ago,
and I brought that boom box with
me and I was playing some tunes.
And I looked at their faces, and
I swear they just looked happy.
So I did a little experiment
to try and find out what kind
of music they dig the most.
Turns out, rock 'n' roll
makes 'em lay eggs like crazy,
but it does stress 'em out
a little bit.
Oh, I understand.
Classical's good.
They like that.
Reggae, not good.
Really?
No. Don't know what it is.
Turns out, for the optimal combination
of happiness and productivity...
All roads lead to Dolly.
How can you tell
if it's working?
Don't they look like
they're smiling?
Yeah, they do.
Joey didn't want to know how
much time he had left,
but Lori and I knew.
And he asked her to throw us
a wedding anniversary party
in August.
But... she knew he
wouldn't be around that long,
so she said,
which was so brilliant...
"Why don't I throw you
"a '40 years from the day
you met' party?"
And she decorated
the whole house like 1969.
And the music was 1969,
and all her friends
came dressed like the '60s.
And his brothers flew out,
and we had fondue.
It was a spectacular day.
What about you?
You got kids?
Two beautiful girls.
Aw, nice.
Yeah.
The one that likes me lives
halfway across the country,
and the one that doesn't
is just over in palm Springs.
Of course.
Lizzie was...
She was still in high school
when her mom and I fell apart,
which was my fault, mostly.
Seventy-thirty.
Sixty-forty maybe.
I was working all the time,
you know.
And then I brought it home
with me.
And then, when she started to slip
away, I was just gripping and...
She's in a reha...
In a program now.
She's in a program.
Kept hoping one of those steps
would lead her back here, but...
I think I just made her
scared to tell me things.
Sure, what...
Look what you were
seeing every day,
all that serial killers
and stuff.
I mean, I watch the news,
never mind being part of it,
it's like being in
an action movie or something.
Yeah, well...
Not anymore.
It's not your fault
the world's a scary place.
Thank god you're retired.
Yep. Yeah, it has its moments.
And I have learned to calm down.
You know, I mean, if...
Lizzie doesn't want me
to call her anymore,
I have to respect that.
No. You don't... I mean...
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