The Million Dollar Duck Page #6
- G
- Year:
- 1971
- 89 min
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Jimmy loves that duck.
It's his pal, now that
you've turned against him.
Turned against him?
This is all academic if Charlie
can't produce anymore.
Come on, Al, baby. Come on.
[Barking]
[Ding]
[Laughter]
[Hooper's wife] Finley!
Serves you right... masher.
Uh, Jimmy? Hi, Jimmy.
Getting big, aren't you?
Why don't you come over here,
I got something to show you.
I'm not supposed
to go into your yard.
That's all right.
I've got a present for you. Come on.
- That's for me?
- If you want it.
Boy, oh, boy.
Vroom, vroom.
Say, this is a nice duck
you've got here.
I'll bet she lays
a lot of nice eggs.
Yeah, lots of them.
You know something?
I've never seen a real duck egg.
Do you suppose that I could
get her to lay one for me?
I don't know.
- My dad can. He barks at her.
- He does? [stammers] He barks?
Why don't I try that? You come
over here and hold her and I'll try it.
Here we go.
[Barks]
Anything happen back there? No.
[Dog barks]
[Ding]
- Come home now, Jimmy.
- But look at the bike Mr. Hooper...
Right now and bring Charlie. Hurry.
And you, Mr. Hooper.
Stealing your neighbor's eggs.
Aren't you ashamed?
[Sighs]
That's right, Albert, he knows.
No, he didn't get the egg, but...
Well, I can't keep the duck
locked up all the time,
it's only human, you know.
Yes. All right.
Crisis, Fred.
Hooper's hip.
I'll meet you at the house as quick
as I can sneak away from here, okay?
[Gottlieb] Dooley?
- [Squealing]
- Dooley! Dooley!
What he has is this little duck.
- Did you say duck?
- Yes. Duck.
[Chuckling] I got it.
Evidently some kind of
a new gangland code word.
No, just plain duck.
You know, "quack, quack."
And this duck lays gold eggs.
It's true. I saw it happen.
They bark at it.
- Bark at it?
- Yeah, like a dog.
[Barks] They bark... Just like...
And that causes the duck
to lay these... gold eggs.
- I see.
- I did it myself.
You?
You laid a gold egg, Hoop?
Oh, yeah, it wasn't easy...
No, I didn't.
I barked at it,
the duck, it laid the gold egg.
Oh, yes, well...
Very interesting.
Look, why don't you stop by my office
sometime tomorrow and...
...you and me
have a little chat.
Chief, wait a minute,
I know it sounds...
You confiscate the duck
and I'll prove it.
- How long you been with the Department?
- It was after Prohibition...
Chief, there may be
something to this.
I checked with a Dr. Gottlieb
at the University lab,
and he said something about Dooley
trying to make gold out of eggs.
I thought he was putting me on,
but with Hooper telling us...
Aren't those nuggets all about
the same size as an egg yolk?
So... stop that.
It's all some fairy tale talk.
Sure, chief, but look at the facts.
[Phone rings]
Hooper here. Yes, Mr. Morgan,
we haven't struck yet, but it's a duck.
- Lays gold eggs. Duck.
- Let me have that.
Hi, Morg. Rutledge here.
Thank you, same to you.
There does seem to be a certain
degree of duck involvement here,
we don't know just...
No, duck. D-u...
Yeah.
Not a word's gotten out.
A duck?
Quack, quack.
Try to trade them for it.
Offer them all their gold.
Sell all our mines and buy up every
bloody duck from here to Cape Town.
Get the blueprint of U.s. Duck.
Make same thing.
Plastic. Half price.
[Commotion]
Now just let me
say this about that.
Get that duck.
Do you understand?
- [On phone] Get that duck.
- Bye-bye.
All right, men.
We're moving in.
Now, here's the strategy.
- Where's Charlie?
- Upstairs with Jimmy.
Good. Where's the egg?
That's what we want. We got to get rid
of the duck, too. Got any more of these?
- Give me the egg.
- What are you doing?
- I handle the eggs.
- Boys.
I know what you're trying to do,
and I'm the egg man.
- Where are you going?
- Not now, Eunice, please.
- We're all adults.
- It's my egg, too.
Enough! Go upstairs
and get the duck.
Now wait just a minute.
I will decide what I am going to do.
I'm going upstairs
and get the duck.
[Knocking on door]
Oh, hello, there, neighbor. I...
I thought you might like to meet my
colleagues down at the Treasury Dept.
- This is Mr. Rutledge, Mr. Smith...
- A pleasure.
Hope you can come back
when I'm not so busy.
Mr. Dooley.
Hold it.
Treasury men aren't entitled
to barge in without a search warrant.
Got it right here.
- There you are.
- [Hooper] Dooley.
Mr. Rutledge wants
to see your duck.
- What duck?
- Oh, come on now, Dooley.
You mean my little boy's pet?
Mr. Dooley, we have an eyewitness
who will attest to the fact
that you have
a duck that lays... gold eggs.
Gold eggs? What'd you do
a dumb thing like that for?
41,000 dollars worth of eggs,
and not one cent
of income tax has been declared.
Well, sir, this duck of yours
could very well be
the most single valuable asset
in the United states today.
That duck is a natural resource.
Like Hoover Dam.
That duck's entitled to the
protection of the U.s. Government.
You have no proof that
my client's duck lays gold eggs.
I understand that the duck
will produce on command.
That's right.
I've done it myself.
- You bark at it.
- I'll get the duck.
Wait a minute, you have your rights.
I'd like to confer with my client.
- All right, you got 30 seconds.
- Come on.
- Are you out of your mind?
- Don't worry.
I'll bark in the wrong pitch
and she won't produce.
- You're sure she won't cross us up?
- No way.
I'll get the duck.
I'd better, he might not give it to you.
He's not too crazy about you these days.
- Don't let her out of your sight.
- [Katie] No.
I am not going upstairs
with some strange man.
It's okay.
- [Katie] He's gone.
- The duck?
- No, Jimmy.
- He went out the window with the duck.
- [Albert] They're gone?
- You tricked us.
- Shut up.
- Don't just everybody stand there.
- Please go out and find him.
- All right, I'll handle it.
Beckert, smith, Forbes,
outside, deploy, cover the area.
- Hooper, stick with me.
- Right behind you.
Katie's right,
we have to find that duck.
Not the duck, Fred. My son.
Mrs. Hooper. Mrs. Hooper.
Did you see the Dooley kid
run out of his house?
- With the duck?
- I sure did.
He got a bicycle out of
our garage and took off.
- Which way did he go?
- That way.
Forbes, come on, let's go.
Why don't you watch
what you're doing?
Poor Jimmy. If we'd never
gotten that darn duck.
[Albert] We'll find him.
[Tires screech]
There's his bike.
Come on.
Look.
Turn around, let's go.
[Hooper] There, chief.
[Tires screech]
Search that truck.
- [Hooper] Not in there. Not in there.
- [Rutledge] Huh?
Hey! What are you bums
doing to my truck?
Sorry, sir. This is U.s. Official
United states government business.
We know you got
a duck here somewhere.
A duck?
Hey. I know.
This is Candid Camera, right?
Where is it? Eh? Where is it?
Okay, Mack. Move.
[Rutledge] Let's check the alley.
There's no sign of him around here.
- There they are.
- Wait for us.
Come on, boy.
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