The Million Dollar Duck Page #5
- G
- Year:
- 1971
- 89 min
- 141 Views
- Hardly.
- No, I didn't think so.
Well, I can't buy it now, but...
I'll be back.
[Laughter]
According to the phone calls
that have been pouring into
this U.s. Treasury Dept. Office,
this map represents certain refineries
that have been receiving these...
...odd gold nuggets.
We don't know just who the gang is,
but, undoubtedly,
it's an underworld operation.
Otherwise, why would they spread those
nuggets around those various refineries?
You figure it's Mafia controlled, chief?
- Worse?
Gentlemen, they may have
learned how to make gold.
Well, that's not very probable.
That can only be done by atomic
bombardment and the cost is prohibitive.
I know that.
The point I'm trying to make is that
they've found a way to make gold
cheap enough to put on the market.
Our top chemists can't even identify
some of the elements,
and there are traces of such bizarre
impurities as apple pectin.
Apples in gold?
[Rutledge] Don't laugh.
Remember what happened to common,
every day, ordinary bread mold?
Penicillin.
But Mr. Morgan here,
has something further to say to us
on the subject.
Gentlemen, this...
...this thing just cannot happen.
I mean, money...
money is the greatest...
What we've got to do is ferret out
and stop this nefarious gang of...
I hesitate to think
what would happen
if this were to get out of this room.
- [Phone rings]
- [Clears throat]
Excuse me.
Rutledge here.
Yes, he is, just a sec.
For you.
President of the New York
stock Exchange, he says it's urgent.
Take it on one.
Hello, Bob.
What rumor?
[Laughter]
Synthetic gold?
[Stammering] Where did you hear that?
Your barber.
Oh, no, Bob.
No, no, no. Absolutely nothing to that.
Nothing to it at all.
Well, we have had a little flap
about gold around here,
but everything
is absolutely under control.
You tell Wall street just to relax.
Right, Bob.
Right, Bob.
Bye, Bob.
Good heavens,
how would his barber...
[phone rings]
Rutledge.
You again.
Take it on two.
Hello. Yes, this is he.
The state Department?
Hello, Rog.
Oh, no.
[Stammering] That's just a rumor.
Rumor or not, Ed, this could play hob
with our foreign monetary agreements.
Believe me, Rog, we are
right on top of this thing.
No, siree.
[Speaks in French]
Get me the U.s. Ambassador.
How dare they meddle with their gold.
It's all ours.
Da. America is producing instant gold.
It is a plot.
fabricating the stuff, we're done in.
Please get the formula.
Americans make it for ten dollars
an ounce, we make it $8.95.
[Commotion]
The White House?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
[Stammering]
Yes, sir. I fully realize you have
Yes, sir. I understand, sir.
[Stammering] Yes, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Gentlemen, I think
your duty is quite clear.
- Rutledge.
- Huh?
It's in your hands.
What leads do you
have on this gang, chief?
Uh, oh... Uh...
Yes, well... [clears throat]
So far, the only lead we have
is the name of the bag man.
Bag woman.
Known under
various aliases, such as...
...K.W. Dooley.
Quote Katie Klaus quote Dooley.
Mrs. Albert Dooley.
Francis Abigail Dooley.
What was after Albert...
Albert Dooley?
That's my neighbor.
Your neighbor?
Well, it's not my fault.
I was there first.
They moved in and I...
I knew there was something
about that professor.
[Clippers snipping]
Really, now?
A man of your age?
Shh.
I was doing undercover work.
Yes, I can see that.
[Car approaching]
Hi, neighbor.
How's it going there, friend?
Fine.
Oh, um...
Having a little vacation.
...fixing up the house.
Have fun.
Hooper suspects something.
Did you tell him anything?
- You forgot to kiss me.
- Answer me, did you?
I haven't even talked to him.
- Well, how about Jimmy?
- Yes, I talked to him.
- He's our son, remember?
- I know that.
Why are you so suspicious of Hooper?
He's being friendly,
what more proof do you need?
[Honking]
Fred!
- How about that car?
- Beauty, isn't she? Look...
Wait, what happened to not spending
money and no change in living standards?
Right and my new idea
will save us a bundle...
- That's the car I had my eye on.
- Good taste, Al, baby.
Old Freddie-boy is going to see you
get a whole stable full of them.
- Why can't we have a car like that?
- Katie, Katie, Katie...
What's the matter, is that all
you think about, material possessions?
Here I am, slaving my head
to the bone while you... Albert!
How about that
for a company name?
Dooley's Wrought Iron
sauna Baths?
- Yeah.
- What does that have to do with gold?
Nothing. It's a sure loser.
A great tax write-off.
Fine. I can tell you,
we got bigger problems than that.
- New ones?
- Hooper's suspicious, for one thing.
- Hooper?
- Yeah, he spoke to me.
Besides Hooper, I still cannot identify
the radioactive element in our gold.
If I can't identify it,
I don't know what its half-life is.
- If I don't know its half-life...
- Hold it. What is this half-life?
The rate of disintegration
of a radioactive substance.
In other words,
it could run out.
Run out?
You mean our duck
could stop laying gold eggs?
Exactly.
Well... You mean that duck could be
washed up right now?
It's possible.
Well, get it, Al. Get it and check.
Katie.
Katie, bring the duck.
You don't have to shout.
I have 20l20 hearing.
- Where's Charlie?
- Out.
What do you mean out?
Jimmy took him for a ride in that
cute car with the Wadlow boys.
The Wadlow boys?
Not that! The way those maniacs drive,
there goes our Charlie. Come on.
You guys said you'd take
me and Charlie for a ride.
Take it easy, man.
We will.
Can't you just put the battery in? Ow!
- Go help him.
- Hey.
Look, if you're gonna hang around
here, man, you gotta shape up, okay?
Hey, get that duck off there, he'll fry!
Get him off!
- Hey, Arvin, look. He likes it.
- Huh?
[Orlo] He's outta sight.
Jimmy, you want to sell him?
We'll give you two bucks cash.
No, sir. He's my friend.
I got an idea.
[Radio plays music]
[Boys laughing]
[Honking]
[Jimmy] Go, Charlie. Great.
- What do you think you're doing?
- Don't do that, we're having fun.
The fun's over, son.
But they're gonna take me and Charlie
for a ride.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
They're not taking this duck
in that death trap.
Hold on, Mr. Dooley.
Doesn't that duck belong to Jimmy?
Yeah, you're violating his civil rights.
It's property rights.
Hitlers.
[Barking]
Albert, Jimmy's upstairs crying.
What did you do to him?
I didn't do anything to him.
I'm just protecting the duck.
We can't take chances like that.
[Fred] In fact, we have to take
it away from Jimmy altogether.
[Albert] I guess you're right.
[Katie] You can't do that.
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