The Mindy Project Page #6
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2012
- 30 min
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Untitled Mindy Kaling Show Pilot
She glances at her card. It says: “Married”
MIRA (CONT’D)
How do I put this...umm, are you
married?
DENNIS:
What? No. Why would I be on a date
with you if I was married?
MIRA:
(psyched)
Yeah, you’re right. My question
made no sense. I think maybe I’m a
little tipsy, because I barely ate,
because my appetite is so small.
HOSTESS:
Miss? You have an emergency phone
call.
DENNIS:
If you need to take it, go.
MIRA:
One second, please. And please
don’t disappear or go anywhere or I
won’t be sure I didn’t dream this
entire date.
Dennis smiles warmly.
INT. BY THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Mira’s on the phone, very angry.
MIRA:
Are you seriously calling me on my
date? How did you even know I was
here?
MAX (O.S.)
The large woman at your office told
me.
MIRA:
I’m going to kill Betsy. Are you
happy now, Max? You are responsible
for that large woman’s imminent
termination.
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*
*
*
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MAX (O.S.)
I’m really scared, Dr. Mira.
Please come see my mom.
MIRA:
I’m on a date, Max. Do you even
understand the difficulty of a
chubby 31-year-old woman going on a
legit date with a professional
white male who is not bald?
MAX (O.S.)
Huh?
MIRA:
Fine. Fine. Dammit.
INT. RESTAURANT TABLE - MOMENTS LATER
Mira stands by a bewildered Dennis, holding her coat.
DENNIS *
You’re leaving? Can’t someone else *
cover for you?
MIRA:
Technically yes, but I really need
to go.
He looks puzzled.
MIRA (CONT’D)
I don’t have many patients. But the
ones I do have chose me when they
have literally dozens of other
better options in my own building.
So if they’re willing to take that
chance on me, I feel like the least
I can do is be there when they’re *
having a baby.
DENNIS:
So, I’ll just finish dinner by
myself.
MIRA:
I had a great time. You’re *
incredibly cute, and from what I *
can tell, you have no *
imperfections. I’m sorry I’m not *
able to stay. I hope we can go out
again sometime.
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DENNIS:
(no way)
Sure. I’ll call you.
MIRA:
(sad, goodbye)
Looking forward to it.
*
Mira exits. She kicks the wall on the way out. *
MIRA (CONT’D)
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
*
*
EXT. STREET - NIGHT
Mira runs out in her cocktail dress.
MIRA:
Taxi!
There are no taxis.
MIRA (CONT’D) *
Dammit! *
EXT. STREET - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS
Mira books it down the street. She stops and takes off her
heels, sprinting.
MIRA *
Dammit! *
EXT. ST. ELIZABETH’S MEDICAL CENTER - CONTINUOUS
Mira races in. She slides into the elevator. She hits her *
shoes against the wall, annoyed. *
INT. LABOR & DELIVERY - CONTINUOUS
Mira bursts in.
MIRA:
Marilyn! Prep the patient. I’m
scrubbin’ in!
INT. HOSPITAL - DOCTORS’ LOCKER ROOM
Mira hurls her purse on the floor and opens her locker. Close-*
up as she presses play on the iPod dock. We hear Beyonce’s *
“Countdown” play. Listening to this song, she closes her eyes *
for a moment, centering herself. She opens her eyes with a *
new-found focus. *
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We now see why Mira is our hero: alone in the doctors’ locker
room, she has a confidence and energy we have not seen
before. To the beat of this awesome song, Mira looks in the *
mirror. She is ready and psyched. She takes off her earrings,
puts her hair in a bun, takes out her contacts, puts on her
glasses, washes her hands, and gets ready for the delivery.
She is all business. She’s calm, confident.
We see her walk in slow-mo out of the doctors’ locker room in
her scrubs to the operating room like Danny Ocean. Who
wouldn’t want this woman to be her doctor?
INT. HOSPITAL - DELIVERY ROOM - A LITTLE LATER
Nasreen and Max are there. They look terrified.
MIRA:
Max, your baby sister is upside
down, so I need to do an emergency
c-section on your mom. Will you
tell her?
Max translates.
MIRA (CONT’D)
To do that, we’re going to have to
put you under.
Max translates. Nasreen nods. *
MAX:
I don’t want to leave her.
MIRA:
It’s going to be okay. I do these
all the time, and I know what I’m
doing.
Max translates. Nasreen nods.
MIRA (CONT’D)
(to Max)
Hey. You’re going to be okay, too.
I promise. Sit right outside. Take
my phone.
Mira gestures to the phone. Max takes it and leaves.
EXT. OPERATING ROOM - A LITTLE LATER
Mira is operating. We see Brooks watching from the window of
the operation room.
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INT. RECOVERY ROOM - TWO HOURS LATER
Nasreen holds her baby girl with Max next to her. They look *
to Mira gratefully. Mira smiles back, going over details of *
the surgery. *
INT. HOSPITAL - DOCTORS’ LOUNGE - AN HOUR LATER *
Mira sits in the doctors’ lounge playing Connect Four by
herself on a table. On the TV we see When Harry Met Sally is *
playing. Billy Crystal is running through the Manhattan *
streets. *
BILLY CRYSTAL (V.O.) *
...When you realize you want to *
spend the rest of your life with *
somebody, you want the rest of your *
life to start as soon as possible. *
Mira watches, a little sad. Brooks stands watching it in the *
doorway. *
BROOKS *
Who would actually do that? You *
don’t need to run. You can just see *
her the next day. *
MIRA *
What? Who wouldn’t run? *
They look at each other. *
MIRA (CONT’D) *
How are we the same species? *
Brooks sits down at the same table. *
BROOKS *
I’m assuming, date is cancelled? *
Mira nods, a little miserable. *
BROOKS (CONT’D) *
Who was the guy?
MIRA:
An analyst.
BROOKS:
What did he analyze?
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MIRA:
I don’t know. Stocks or something?
Files? But he made a lot of money *
and he wasn’t clinically depressed.
BROOKS:
Whoa. Book a church. *
MIRA *
Maybe I won’t get married. Maybe *
I’ll travel and take lovers and be *
friends with Gail and Oprah. *
BROOKS *
Plenty of unmarried women have *
fulfilling lives. They adopt *
animals, volunteer. *
MIRA:
You know what? This pizza sucks. *
The food was better in jail.
BROOKS:
Then why are you eating all of it?
It’s to share. *
MIRA:
This is not an individual pizza?
God, pizzas are getting so small
these days.
BROOKS:
Well, if he’s not depressed, he’s
probably a murderer, or in love *
with his mom or something. Or both. *
(then) *
You know, you actually didn’t do a *
terrible job with that breach. *
MIRA:
I knew it, stalker! You were
lurking like a vulture! *
BROOKS:
Yeah, my master plan was that you’d *
get distracted and make a rambling,
offensive speech, and then, I’d *
pounce.
MIRA:
(amazed)
That was kind of funny, Brooks. *
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