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Synopsis: A young Ob/Gyn doctor balances her personal and professional life, surrounded by quirky co-workers in a small office.
Genre: Comedy
  Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 7 wins & 23 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
TV-14
Year:
2012
30 min
1,406 Views


Untitled Mindy Kaling Show Pilot

She glances at her card. It says: “Married”

MIRA (CONT’D)

How do I put this...umm, are you

married?

DENNIS:

What? No. Why would I be on a date

with you if I was married?

MIRA:

(psyched)

Yeah, you’re right. My question

made no sense. I think maybe I’m a

little tipsy, because I barely ate,

because my appetite is so small.

The hostess comes over:

HOSTESS:

Miss? You have an emergency phone

call.

DENNIS:

If you need to take it, go.

MIRA:

One second, please. And please

don’t disappear or go anywhere or I

won’t be sure I didn’t dream this

entire date.

Dennis smiles warmly.

INT. BY THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM - MOMENTS LATER

Mira’s on the phone, very angry.

MIRA:

Are you seriously calling me on my

date? How did you even know I was

here?

MAX (O.S.)

The large woman at your office told

me.

MIRA:

I’m going to kill Betsy. Are you

happy now, Max? You are responsible

for that large woman’s imminent

termination.

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*

*

*

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MAX (O.S.)

I’m really scared, Dr. Mira.

Please come see my mom.

MIRA:

I’m on a date, Max. Do you even

understand the difficulty of a

chubby 31-year-old woman going on a

legit date with a professional

white male who is not bald?

MAX (O.S.)

Huh?

MIRA:

Fine. Fine. Dammit.

INT. RESTAURANT TABLE - MOMENTS LATER

Mira stands by a bewildered Dennis, holding her coat.

DENNIS *

You’re leaving? Can’t someone else *

cover for you?

MIRA:

Technically yes, but I really need

to go.

He looks puzzled.

MIRA (CONT’D)

I don’t have many patients. But the

ones I do have chose me when they

have literally dozens of other

better options in my own building.

So if they’re willing to take that

chance on me, I feel like the least

I can do is be there when they’re *

having a baby.

DENNIS:

So, I’ll just finish dinner by

myself.

MIRA:

I had a great time. You’re *

incredibly cute, and from what I *

can tell, you have no *

imperfections. I’m sorry I’m not *

able to stay. I hope we can go out

again sometime.

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DENNIS:

(no way)

Sure. I’ll call you.

MIRA:

(sad, goodbye)

Looking forward to it.

*

Mira exits. She kicks the wall on the way out. *

MIRA (CONT’D)

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

*

*

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

Mira runs out in her cocktail dress.

MIRA:

Taxi!

There are no taxis.

MIRA (CONT’D) *

Dammit! *

EXT. STREET - NIGHT - CONTINUOUS

Mira books it down the street. She stops and takes off her

heels, sprinting.

MIRA *

Dammit! *

EXT. ST. ELIZABETH’S MEDICAL CENTER - CONTINUOUS

Mira races in. She slides into the elevator. She hits her *

shoes against the wall, annoyed. *

INT. LABOR & DELIVERY - CONTINUOUS

Mira bursts in.

MIRA:

Marilyn! Prep the patient. I’m

scrubbin’ in!

INT. HOSPITAL - DOCTORS’ LOCKER ROOM

Mira hurls her purse on the floor and opens her locker. Close-*

up as she presses play on the iPod dock. We hear Beyonce’s *

“Countdown” play. Listening to this song, she closes her eyes *

for a moment, centering herself. She opens her eyes with a *

new-found focus. *

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We now see why Mira is our hero: alone in the doctors’ locker

room, she has a confidence and energy we have not seen

before. To the beat of this awesome song, Mira looks in the *

mirror. She is ready and psyched. She takes off her earrings,

puts her hair in a bun, takes out her contacts, puts on her

glasses, washes her hands, and gets ready for the delivery.

She is all business. She’s calm, confident.

We see her walk in slow-mo out of the doctors’ locker room in

her scrubs to the operating room like Danny Ocean. Who

wouldn’t want this woman to be her doctor?

INT. HOSPITAL - DELIVERY ROOM - A LITTLE LATER

Nasreen and Max are there. They look terrified.

MIRA:

Max, your baby sister is upside

down, so I need to do an emergency

c-section on your mom. Will you

tell her?

Max translates.

MIRA (CONT’D)

To do that, we’re going to have to

put you under.

Max translates. Nasreen nods. *

MAX:

I don’t want to leave her.

MIRA:

It’s going to be okay. I do these

all the time, and I know what I’m

doing.

Max translates. Nasreen nods.

MIRA (CONT’D)

(to Max)

Hey. You’re going to be okay, too.

I promise. Sit right outside. Take

my phone.

Mira gestures to the phone. Max takes it and leaves.

EXT. OPERATING ROOM - A LITTLE LATER

Mira is operating. We see Brooks watching from the window of

the operation room.

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INT. RECOVERY ROOM - TWO HOURS LATER

Nasreen holds her baby girl with Max next to her. They look *

to Mira gratefully. Mira smiles back, going over details of *

the surgery. *

INT. HOSPITAL - DOCTORS’ LOUNGE - AN HOUR LATER *

Mira sits in the doctors’ lounge playing Connect Four by

herself on a table. On the TV we see When Harry Met Sally is *

playing. Billy Crystal is running through the Manhattan *

streets. *

BILLY CRYSTAL (V.O.) *

...When you realize you want to *

spend the rest of your life with *

somebody, you want the rest of your *

life to start as soon as possible. *

Mira watches, a little sad. Brooks stands watching it in the *

doorway. *

BROOKS *

Who would actually do that? You *

don’t need to run. You can just see *

her the next day. *

MIRA *

What? Who wouldn’t run? *

They look at each other. *

MIRA (CONT’D) *

How are we the same species? *

Brooks sits down at the same table. *

BROOKS *

I’m assuming, date is cancelled? *

Mira nods, a little miserable. *

BROOKS (CONT’D) *

Who was the guy?

MIRA:

An analyst.

BROOKS:

What did he analyze?

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MIRA:

I don’t know. Stocks or something?

Files? But he made a lot of money *

and he wasn’t clinically depressed.

BROOKS:

Whoa. Book a church. *

MIRA *

Maybe I won’t get married. Maybe *

I’ll travel and take lovers and be *

friends with Gail and Oprah. *

BROOKS *

Plenty of unmarried women have *

fulfilling lives. They adopt *

animals, volunteer. *

MIRA:

You know what? This pizza sucks. *

The food was better in jail.

BROOKS:

Then why are you eating all of it?

It’s to share. *

MIRA:

This is not an individual pizza?

God, pizzas are getting so small

these days.

BROOKS:

Well, if he’s not depressed, he’s

probably a murderer, or in love *

with his mom or something. Or both. *

(then) *

You know, you actually didn’t do a *

terrible job with that breach. *

MIRA:

I knew it, stalker! You were

lurking like a vulture! *

BROOKS:

Yeah, my master plan was that you’d *

get distracted and make a rambling,

offensive speech, and then, I’d *

pounce.

MIRA:

(amazed)

That was kind of funny, Brooks. *

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Mindy Kaling

Vera Mindy Chokalingam (born June 24, 1979), known professionally as Mindy Kaling, is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She is the creator and star of the Fox and Hulu sitcom The Mindy Project, and also serves as executive producer and writer for the show. She is also known for her work on the NBC sitcom The Office, where she portrayed the character Kelly Kapoor and served as executive producer, writer and director. more…

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