The Mindy Project Page #5

Synopsis: A young Ob/Gyn doctor balances her personal and professional life, surrounded by quirky co-workers in a small office.
Genre: Comedy
  Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 7 wins & 23 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
TV-14
Year:
2012
30 min
1,406 Views


Mira’s mouth drops open. *

MIRA *

You want to get smacked, son? *

A few patients look up, concerned. *

BROOKS *

(loudly) *

No, Dr. Kaviraya, I don’t want to *

get smacked in my place of work. I *

want to peacefully go about my day. *

The patients shoot Mira dirty looks. *

BROOKS (CONT’D) *

(whispering) *

And maybe invest in a padded bra. *

Brooks walks away, triumphant. Mira is speechless. We hear a *

beep. It’s her phone. *

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It says:
“I think you look hot.” She looks up. Jeremy is in *

his doorway, smiling at her. She smiles back. *

INT. JEREMY’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

Mira and Jeremy make out on the floor of his exam room. *

MIRA:

You smell like peaches.

JEREMY:

You smell like chlorine and vomit.

MIRA:

I’m so sorry.

JEREMY:

No, it makes it more wrong. I love

it.

Mira runs her fingers through Jeremy’s hair.

MIRA:

God, your hair is so thick. It’s

like a tar pit. *

Jeremy starts to push up her skirt.

MIRA (CONT’D)

No wait. Stop. We can’t. I told *

myself I wouldn’t. *

JEREMY *

Let’s just worry about that later. *

MIRA:

We wouldn’t worry about it. Only I

would. *

Mira dis-entangles herself. *

MIRA (CONT’D)

I should be using my thirties to

try to find a real boyfriend.

Because someday I’d like to have a

real husband. And some actual kids.

My friends all got married in their

20s when I was becoming a doctor.

So I can’t spend the next ten years

fooling around with colleagues even *

if they look like a mannequin that *

came to life. *

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JEREMY *

That would make a great blog entry. *

I kind of just want to get naked *

right now. *

MIRA *

Look, I can still be your hook-up

buddy in my forties, fifties, and

sixties.

JEREMY:

I won’t want to have sex with you

in your forties, fifties, and

sixties.

MIRA:

Sorry. I want to, but I can’t. *

Mira turns to leave. She then impulsively kisses him. *

MIRA (CONT’D) *

I think that’s a good compromise. *

Addicts can’t go cold turkey. It *

doesn’t work. *

She kisses him again. *

MIRA (CONT’D) *

Okay, that was too much. *

Mira leaves. Jeremy is a little impressed at her restraint. *

INT. HALLWAY - LATER *

Mira walks, now on the phone. She’s in tight dress and high *

heels and her coat, on her way out. *

GWEN (O.C.)

You’re lying. *

MIRA:

I didn’t! Mostly because I’m *

wearing Spanx. But no, I didn’t. *

GWEN (O.C.)

That’s my girl. He’s ridiculous *

looking, though. I don’t think I *

would’ve been able to stop.

(to someone off-camera)

Sophie don’t use that kid’s

inhaler. You don’t have asthma. *

(then, to Mira) *

You’re not wearing sequins, right? *

Sequins are for earnest sluts. *

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MIRA *

I disagree with that, but no, I’m *

not. *

(quietly) *

Tight dress, high heels. *

GWEN *

That’s perfect, Mir! *

Mira hits the elevator button.

MIRA:

I think it’s lateral, but whatever. *

I’m so excited to meet Dennis. Eric *

printed out a picture of him from *

Facebook. It’s super tiny because *

all Eric’s friends are gay tweakers *

and have no degrees of friends *

close to him. But he looks good. *

Mira squints at a print out of a tiny pixillated picture. *

MIRA (CONT’D) *

I think I love Dennis. Is that

possible?

GWEN:

No. That’s weird. You have not met

or spoken to him.

MIRA:

It seriously feels like love

though.

GWEN (O.C.)

Mira, I didn’t want to tell you

this to freak you out, but Dennis

is an analyst... for Beyonce

Knowles.

The elevator opens.

MIRA:

You think you have to use her last

name?! Oh. My. God.

(to the people in the

elevator)

Go. Go! I’m obviously not getting

on.

END OF ACT TWO:

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ACT THREE:

EXT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT TIME

Mira sits inside the backseat of a running cab. She is *

praying aloud. *

MIRA *

Dear Lord, please let this date be *

good. May he have the wealth of

Mayor Bloomberg. The personality of *

Jon Stewart. The face of Michael *

Fassbender. *

(beat, sure, why not?) *

The penis of Michael Fassbender.

The cab driver clicks the meter back on, impatiently. *

MIRA (CONT’D) *

I’m going, I’m going. *

INT. RESTAURANT - A LITTLE LATER

Mira enters the restaurant, tentatively. She approaches a

hostess.

MIRA:

Hi. I’m here to meet a man I’ve

never met before on a blind date.

He’s in finance, so I’m assuming

he’s in a suit. Probably a fancy

one. He’s Caucasian.

HOSTESS:

(annoyed)

Does this Caucasian man have a

first or last name?

MIRA:

Oh! Yes. Dennis.

The hostess gestures to a HANDSOME GUY IN A CORNER BOOTH.

MIRA (CONT’D)

(psyched, to herself)

Whoa. Dennis. Way to look. *

INT. RESTAURANT - SOON AFTER

Mira sits with Dennis at a table.

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MIRA:

Hi. I’m Mira. Sorry I’m late. Just

came from a delivery. Threw this on

and raced over.

DENNIS:

You look very pretty for having *

raced over.

MIRA:

That is so sweet. But yeah, like I

said, I’m so not prepared in any *

way for this date. Or is it even a

date? I don’t care - I just like to

meet interesting people.

DENNIS *

It’s a date. *

Mira opens the menu, happily. *

MIRA:

What should I get? I’m basically a

vegetarian. I eat chicken and fish

and hamburgers. Never steak.

INT. RESTAURANT - A LITTLE LATER

MIRA:

Wall Street, huh? So you guys must

have access to a lot of drugs. That

must be cool.

Dennis laughs.

DENNIS:

I don’t have access to drugs,

actually. Do you?

MIRA:

No, I hate drugs. I don’t even know

how to do them. I didn’t know pot

and marijuana were the same thing

until college.

We see Mira discreetly cross off “Drugs” with a golf pencil

on a small list that is sitting on her lap. Her beeper goes

off. She silences it.

MIRA (CONT’D)

Sorry about that.

(then)

(MORE)

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MIRA (CONT’D)

But the stress of your job, finance *

is an emotional rollercoaster, I

bet. Good thing there’s so many

therapists in the city.

DENNIS:

I wouldn’t know. I go running when

I’m stressed.

Mira smiles, crosses off “Depression” on her list.

MIRA:

Me too. Well, slow jogging. And I

mean slow. Like elderly people have

passed me, before.

DENNIS:

That sounds really cute, actually. *

Dennis places his hand on Mira’s. *

DENNIS (CONT’D) *

Carl said you were kind of crazy *

and dramatic. But you’re not that *

way at all. *

Mira smiles. YES. YES. SEE? I CAN CHANGE! *

MIRA:

I hate drama. I’m like Mary J. *

Blige. *

Mira’s phone starts vibrating.

DENNIS:

Boy, you’re blowing up.

MIRA:

It’s stupid. I hate it.

Mira takes the battery out of her phone and drops it in her

water.

MIRA (CONT’D)

Battery destroyed. My calm, adult *

self is all yours. *

DENNIS:

I love it.

MIRA:

(then, glancing at card)

Say, what are your feelings

on...um...huh.

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Mindy Kaling

Vera Mindy Chokalingam (born June 24, 1979), known professionally as Mindy Kaling, is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She is the creator and star of the Fox and Hulu sitcom The Mindy Project, and also serves as executive producer and writer for the show. She is also known for her work on the NBC sitcom The Office, where she portrayed the character Kelly Kapoor and served as executive producer, writer and director. more…

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