The Mindy Project Page #4
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2012
- 30 min
- 1,405 Views
Betsy shrieks.
ERIC:
What? What is it?
BETSY:
I’m sorry. I thought that raisin
was a bug.
We see a single stray raisin on the desk between them. She
reaches over and pops it in her mouth. Eric is disgusted.
BETSY (CONT’D)
What? I know it’s not a bug.
ERIC:
But were you sure it was a raisin?
Mira enters, takes a deep breath, and walks up to the main *
reception desk. *
MIRA:
Guys, I don’t know how else to put *
this:
I spent the night in jail. *ERIC *
Yeah, we saw it on youtube. *
BETSY *
They did a mash-up of it with Ke$ha *
song. It was hilarious. *
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MIRA *
That was fast. Okay, well, I’m glad *
it happened, in a way. Because now: *
fresh start. New me. Guys, it has *
come to my attention that my part *
of the office looks more like a *
marijuana dispensary than a
successful doctor’s office. Who is *
in charge of decorating?
ERIC:
That wasn’t a job you really
designated to anyone.
MIRA:
I need my section of this office to *
not look like Port Authority. *
BETSY:
I’m so sorry we let you down, Mira.
MIRA:
Just, let’s try to fix this.
BETSY:
And to do this on the day of your *
big date? It’s unforgivable.
Betsy hurls her magazine in anger. *
BETSY (CONT’D)
Betsy, how could you be so stupid?! *
MIRA:
Well, don’t get over-upset.
BETSY *
Stupid! Stupid! *
MIRA *
Okay. Stop. Stop. I forgive you. *
BETSY *
You’re so merciful. *
MIRA:
Let’s change subjects. Tonight. Hot
Date. Real date. I am not *
available. Even if Taylor Swift
herself is delivering triplets. No *
interruptions.
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BETSY:
We should definitely talk about
this, but you have a new patient
and she’s waiting in your office.
MIRA:
(excited)
Oh hell yes. *
Mira goes to enter her office.
ERIC:
May I suggest you put on your lab
coat? You look like your own mug
shot.
MIRA:
Yikes. Hit me up.
Mira throws on her lab coat, Eric and Betsy spruce her up by
running a comb through her hair and removing lint - they do
this a lot. Mira goes in.
INT. MIRA’S OFFICE - A LITTLE LATER
We see NASREEN,a very pregnant woman in a hijab, accompanied
by her 10-year-old son, MAX. Mira looks through her chart,
disappointed.
MIRA:
So Nasreen, you are eight and a
half months pregnant with your
second child. Your husband died six
months ago and you was covered
under his health insurance, leaving
you... with no coverage.
Max translates. Nasreen says: “That is correct.”
MIRA (CONT’D)
I’m sorry, we have a policy.
Mira points to a sign on the wall with an illustration of
Hagar the Horrible saying: “No health insurance, no care.”
Max translates back.
MAX:
Do you think you could make an
exception?
MIRA:
It’s just that if I treat you, then
others will use this as a
precedent.
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Max translates.
MAX *
We won’t tell anyone.
MIRA:
Still, they could find out.
MAX:
How?
MIRA:
I might say something. It might
slip out by the watercooler. In my
sleep. I can’t control it.
A confused Max begins to translate this. He’s miming a water
cooler.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Okay, fine. I’ll take you on as a
patient. But I am really not
psyched about this. You need to
promise me you’ll get insurance.
And don’t mention this to anyone.
Max translates and Nasreen is excited.
MAX:
Thank you so much.
MIRA:
You’re welcome. I better be the
godmother to this freaking kid.
Nasreen, come with me.
Max gets up.
MIRA (CONT’D)
Max, you can stay here.
MAX:
What if she needs me?
MIRA:
We’ll be fine.
(off his worried look)
Here, play with my phone. But don’t
download anything.
INT. RECEPTION AREA - A LITTLE LATER
Nasreen and Max leave. Mira stands at the door.
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MIRA:
Bye guys! Hope you find the bus
stop okay! *
They leave. Mira turns to Betsy and Eric.
MIRA (CONT’D)
What the hell, you guys? A non-
English-speaking, 8 months pregnant
widow with no health insurance?! *
BETSY *
I couldn’t turn her away.
MIRA:
Yes, you could’ve. I admire that *
you guys want to help the needy,
but this office is not an
inflatable raft. I give plenty to
charity, I’m doing a noble
profession, and frankly, I have my
own problems, okay? I am hooked on
expensive hair products the way a
heroin addict is hooked on drugs. I
just can’t take any more patients
who can’t pay or don’t have health
insurance. I want patients like *
those guys. *
Mira gestures to the white patients sitting in the other *
doctor’s areas. Betsy takes notes on a pad. *
BETSY *
More white patients. Done. *
MIRA *
Well, don’t write that. *
(whispers) *
But yes. *
(then, to Eric) *
Give me my date outfit. I want to *
try it on. *
Eric hands her a bag of clothes. *
ERIC *
I resent that you made me buy your *
clothes. Just because I’m gay *
doesn’t mean I like shopping for *
womens clothes. *
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Brooks is now there, picking up some paperwork. Mira steps *
out, wearing wedge boots, leggings, an over-sized and a chic *
over-sized sweater, chunky necklace. *
MIRA *
Well? *
BETSY *
You look amazing. *
MIRA *
Thanks. I wanted to wear sequins *
but Gwen says it looks like I’m *
going to a quinceañera. *
Brooks makes a noise of disapproval. *
MIRA (CONT’D) *
I can hear you, making little *
sounds. What? *
BROOKS *
That is not a good date outfit. *
MIRA *
What do you mean? It’s fashion-y *
and fabulous. *
BROOKS *
Bag lady sweater? Those boots that *
look live hooves? Chunky necklace? *
Girls like that stuff but guys hate *
it. *
MIRA *
Uhh, I’m pretty sure guys like *
this. *
BROOKS *
I repeat:
Unless your date is with *an middle-aged lesbian, that is not *
a good date outfit. *
ERIC *
(smitten) *
That’s hilarious. *
MIRA *
No, it’s not hilarious, Eric. It’s *
offensive. I’m offended on behalf *
of gay people. *
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ERIC *
I’m gay and I loved it. *
MIRA *
Shut up, Eric. Other, smarter, gay *
people. *
BROOKS *
Just my two cents. But what do I *
know? I’m just a wealthy, single, *
heterosexual white male. *
ERIC *
(into it) *
Yeah, you are. *
BETSY *
Well, what do you think she should *
wear? *
BROOKS *
Easy. Tight dress. High heels. *
MIRA *
Great. Clayton Brooks, everyone, *
the most boring, predictable man on *
the planet. *
BROOKS *
Okay, fine. You know what would *
really look best? If you lost *
fifteen pounds. *
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