The Mindy Project Page #4

Synopsis: A young Ob/Gyn doctor balances her personal and professional life, surrounded by quirky co-workers in a small office.
Genre: Comedy
  Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 7 wins & 23 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
TV-14
Year:
2012
30 min
1,406 Views


Betsy shrieks.

ERIC:

What? What is it?

BETSY:

I’m sorry. I thought that raisin

was a bug.

We see a single stray raisin on the desk between them. She

reaches over and pops it in her mouth. Eric is disgusted.

BETSY (CONT’D)

What? I know it’s not a bug.

ERIC:

But were you sure it was a raisin?

Mira enters, takes a deep breath, and walks up to the main *

reception desk. *

MIRA:

Guys, I don’t know how else to put *

this:
I spent the night in jail. *

ERIC *

Yeah, we saw it on youtube. *

BETSY *

They did a mash-up of it with Ke$ha *

song. It was hilarious. *

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MIRA *

That was fast. Okay, well, I’m glad *

it happened, in a way. Because now: *

fresh start. New me. Guys, it has *

come to my attention that my part *

of the office looks more like a *

marijuana dispensary than a

successful doctor’s office. Who is *

in charge of decorating?

ERIC:

That wasn’t a job you really

designated to anyone.

MIRA:

I need my section of this office to *

not look like Port Authority. *

BETSY:

I’m so sorry we let you down, Mira.

MIRA:

Just, let’s try to fix this.

BETSY:

And to do this on the day of your *

big date? It’s unforgivable.

Betsy hurls her magazine in anger. *

BETSY (CONT’D)

Betsy, how could you be so stupid?! *

MIRA:

Well, don’t get over-upset.

BETSY *

Stupid! Stupid! *

MIRA *

Okay. Stop. Stop. I forgive you. *

BETSY *

You’re so merciful. *

MIRA:

Let’s change subjects. Tonight. Hot

Date. Real date. I am not *

available. Even if Taylor Swift

herself is delivering triplets. No *

interruptions.

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BETSY:

We should definitely talk about

this, but you have a new patient

and she’s waiting in your office.

MIRA:

(excited)

Oh hell yes. *

Mira goes to enter her office.

ERIC:

May I suggest you put on your lab

coat? You look like your own mug

shot.

MIRA:

Yikes. Hit me up.

Mira throws on her lab coat, Eric and Betsy spruce her up by

running a comb through her hair and removing lint - they do

this a lot. Mira goes in.

INT. MIRA’S OFFICE - A LITTLE LATER

We see NASREEN,a very pregnant woman in a hijab, accompanied

by her 10-year-old son, MAX. Mira looks through her chart,

disappointed.

MIRA:

So Nasreen, you are eight and a

half months pregnant with your

second child. Your husband died six

months ago and you was covered

under his health insurance, leaving

you... with no coverage.

Max translates. Nasreen says: “That is correct.”

MIRA (CONT’D)

I’m sorry, we have a policy.

Mira points to a sign on the wall with an illustration of

Hagar the Horrible saying: “No health insurance, no care.”

Max translates back.

MAX:

Do you think you could make an

exception?

MIRA:

It’s just that if I treat you, then

others will use this as a

precedent.

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Max translates.

MAX *

We won’t tell anyone.

MIRA:

Still, they could find out.

MAX:

How?

MIRA:

I might say something. It might

slip out by the watercooler. In my

sleep. I can’t control it.

A confused Max begins to translate this. He’s miming a water

cooler.

MIRA (CONT’D)

Okay, fine. I’ll take you on as a

patient. But I am really not

psyched about this. You need to

promise me you’ll get insurance.

And don’t mention this to anyone.

Max translates and Nasreen is excited.

MAX:

Thank you so much.

MIRA:

You’re welcome. I better be the

godmother to this freaking kid.

Nasreen, come with me.

Max gets up.

MIRA (CONT’D)

Max, you can stay here.

MAX:

What if she needs me?

MIRA:

We’ll be fine.

(off his worried look)

Here, play with my phone. But don’t

download anything.

INT. RECEPTION AREA - A LITTLE LATER

Nasreen and Max leave. Mira stands at the door.

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MIRA:

Bye guys! Hope you find the bus

stop okay! *

They leave. Mira turns to Betsy and Eric.

MIRA (CONT’D)

What the hell, you guys? A non-

English-speaking, 8 months pregnant

widow with no health insurance?! *

BETSY *

I couldn’t turn her away.

MIRA:

Yes, you could’ve. I admire that *

you guys want to help the needy,

but this office is not an

inflatable raft. I give plenty to

charity, I’m doing a noble

profession, and frankly, I have my

own problems, okay? I am hooked on

expensive hair products the way a

heroin addict is hooked on drugs. I

just can’t take any more patients

who can’t pay or don’t have health

insurance. I want patients like *

those guys. *

Mira gestures to the white patients sitting in the other *

doctor’s areas. Betsy takes notes on a pad. *

BETSY *

More white patients. Done. *

MIRA *

Well, don’t write that. *

(whispers) *

But yes. *

(then, to Eric) *

Give me my date outfit. I want to *

try it on. *

Eric hands her a bag of clothes. *

ERIC *

I resent that you made me buy your *

clothes. Just because I’m gay *

doesn’t mean I like shopping for *

womens clothes. *

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INT. OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER *

Brooks is now there, picking up some paperwork. Mira steps *

out, wearing wedge boots, leggings, an over-sized and a chic *

over-sized sweater, chunky necklace. *

MIRA *

Well? *

BETSY *

You look amazing. *

MIRA *

Thanks. I wanted to wear sequins *

but Gwen says it looks like I’m *

going to a quinceañera. *

Brooks makes a noise of disapproval. *

MIRA (CONT’D) *

I can hear you, making little *

sounds. What? *

BROOKS *

That is not a good date outfit. *

MIRA *

What do you mean? It’s fashion-y *

and fabulous. *

BROOKS *

Bag lady sweater? Those boots that *

look live hooves? Chunky necklace? *

Girls like that stuff but guys hate *

it. *

MIRA *

Uhh, I’m pretty sure guys like *

this. *

BROOKS *

I repeat:
Unless your date is with *

an middle-aged lesbian, that is not *

a good date outfit. *

ERIC *

(smitten) *

That’s hilarious. *

MIRA *

No, it’s not hilarious, Eric. It’s *

offensive. I’m offended on behalf *

of gay people. *

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ERIC *

I’m gay and I loved it. *

MIRA *

Shut up, Eric. Other, smarter, gay *

people. *

BROOKS *

Just my two cents. But what do I *

know? I’m just a wealthy, single, *

heterosexual white male. *

ERIC *

(into it) *

Yeah, you are. *

BETSY *

Well, what do you think she should *

wear? *

BROOKS *

Easy. Tight dress. High heels. *

MIRA *

Great. Clayton Brooks, everyone, *

the most boring, predictable man on *

the planet. *

BROOKS *

Okay, fine. You know what would *

really look best? If you lost *

fifteen pounds. *

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Mindy Kaling

Vera Mindy Chokalingam (born June 24, 1979), known professionally as Mindy Kaling, is an American actress, comedian, and writer. She is the creator and star of the Fox and Hulu sitcom The Mindy Project, and also serves as executive producer and writer for the show. She is also known for her work on the NBC sitcom The Office, where she portrayed the character Kelly Kapoor and served as executive producer, writer and director. more…

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