The Monster Squad Page #5

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(DRACULA SCREAMS)

(GASPING)

(PHOEBE) You guys, we got Scary German Guy to help us!

The cavalry! Thank Christ.

Yeah, we figured you guys were in trouble.

It was boss! I saw Dracula!

And I kicked Wolf man in the nards... Fat Kid, bag it. Okay?

(SEAN) Is she a virgin? Why don't you put it on the 6:00 news, you little sh*t?

Yeah, she is.

Perhaps we should all go back to my place for some pie.

The book was right.

Don't you see? It's all true!

We found the amulet, but now there's monsters after us.

We gotta go to a place where there's a lot of people.

Church. What?

Church! He's right.

There's an old church in the town Plaza.

Perfect.

Monsters hate religious stuff.

Del.

Del. Del!

Look, I'm sorry.

What, you tryin' to tell me that we're gonna go all the way out to Shadowbrook Road because you get a call from some guy who tells you he's a werewolf?

Ha ha ha! Ho ho!

Look, I'm sorry.

I guess it's feasible, Del.

Listen to me. Come on, man.

I apologize. All right? Ha ha ha!

(SIREN)

Look! It's 20 minutes till midnight!

We pull this off, I'm gonna sh*t!

(ALL SCREAM)

(SCREAMING, SHOUTING)

Holy sh*t!

Jesus Christ!

Give me some slack! What are you doing?

Patrick, just give me some slack! No!

You're closer! Just give me some slack! No way!

Don't be a wuss!

Okay!

Aah!

(SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)

Come on! Hurry!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Yes! Come on! Let go! Let go!

Let go of her! Let go! Aah!

Go! Go!

Go! Look at that! It's dust!

Come on! Yes! Come on!

Go! Whoa!

See you later... Band-Aid breath.

Whoo-hoo!

Del, I don't know if you're aware of this, but we're going a hundred miles an hour!

I notice little things like that.

I'm a very good policeman. You know that?

(SIREN)

(MOTOR RACING)

Aah! Aah!

(SIREN STOPS)

(PANTING)

I'm not sayin' anything.

(GASPING) Not a single word.

I appreciate that.

Meeting adjourned.

(SIREN)

(WOMAN, ON RADIO) Dispatch to Unit 28. Please respond.

Freeze!

You move, and I'll kill you!

(RICH) Dispatch, we got a 10-35.

Send backup! Hurry it up!

Del! Get outta there!

(WHISPERS) That's enough.

I will have your son.

(SQUEAKING)

Del?

Del?

D-Del, what's happening?

What?

The kids.

Sean?

Phoebe.

Phoebe?

Sean!

Phoebe!

Sean, can you hear me?

Where are you?

Sean! Can you hear me? Where are you?

Dad! I'm here! We're almost to Town Square.

Hurry up!

Don't kick the church! It's religious!

It's locked is what it is.

Fine.

Okay.

We'll just have to do it right here.

Like, really religious, Sean.

Why don't we just go over and do it in Burger King?

You guys!

(THUNDER)

(SEAN) Oh, sh*t!

Patrick, come on!

Okay, come on, read the book. Go!

Okay! Read! Go!

Wait! Read!

I'm flunking German!

Read it in German. Try.

(READING IN GERMAN) (SPEAKING GERMAN)

Damn! Really, you should read it!

He's not a virgin, you stupid!

Did you ask him?

Where you goin', Rudy?

I'm in the God damn club, aren't I?

(PATRICK) I don't believe this!

(SISTER) Will you speak English? I can't understand you!

Come on! Drunken munchkin warehouse!

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

Yeah, yeah, what he said!

Okay, skanks, come and get it.

Aah!

I don't believe this.

Unh!

Uhh!

(SCARY GERMAN GUY) Please read! (FAT KID) Oh, sh*t!

Sean, look out!

Dad!

You stay there!

(RASPY BREATHING)

My God.

(GURGLING)

Aah...

(DRACULA GURGLING)

Suck on this, you son of a b*tch.

(ROAR)

(GROWLING)

Aah!

Hey, a**hole.

You looked.

It's okay.

All right, let's try it again, now, shall we?

Look, you've got me upset!

Read it? Come on, read!

(GROWLING)

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

Oh, my God!

I said it!

Ho ho! All right!

You did! I have absolutely no idea how!

(CHUCKLES) I...

Where's Limbo?

(GROWLS SOFTLY)

(HOWLING)

We just went through some major sh*t, and where's the big Limbo thing?

(SIREN APPROACHING)

(POLICEMAN) Jesus... Christ!

Holy sh*t! Kid, watch it!

(GROWLING)

Let's get him! Let's go!

(GROWLING)

Go! Go!

Are you absolutely sure that she is...

You're not a virgin, are you?

No? No, what do you mean, no?

Well... Steve, but he doesn't count!

Doesn't count?

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

(GROWLING) Bang.

(GASPING)

God.

Thank you.

Told ya.

Only one way to kill a werewolf.

(ROARING)

What?

Is she a vershion?

She? A virgin?

Yes! A virgin! We'll use the girl!

She can't read! She's five years old!

I'll help her!

(SNARLING)

Yah!

(ROARING)

E.J.!

Uhh! Uhh! Unh!

Let me in, E.J.! Let me in!

(THUMPING)

(ROARING)

Hey! Fat Kid!

Good job.

My name... is Horace.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

(REPEATING GERMAN)

(READING IN GERMAN)

(REPEATING IN GERMAN)

(BOTH CONTINUE SPEAKING GERMAN)

Don't look up.

Don't look up.

(SPEAKING GERMAN) (CRYING)

Hey! Hey, hold it right there a minute.

(SPEAKING GERMAN) Hey! I said to stop right there.

Aah!

(CRACK)

Ohh! Aah! Ohh!

Aah!

Aah!

(SCARY GERMAN GUY CONTINUES CHANTING)

Aah! No!

(CRYING)

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

Uhh!

Phoebe! Dad, no!

Phoebe! Oh, no!

Phoebe!

Give me the amulet, you b*tch!

Aah!

(HISSING)

Phoebe! That's my daughter!

Aah!

(HISSING)

(CHOKING)

Bogus.

Aah!

Phoebe.

(BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN)

(GASPS)

Aah! Aah!

Die! Aah!

No!

Dad!

No!

Sean!

(HISSING) Sean!

(CHOKING)

Uhh! Uhh!

Sean! Please! Aah!

(GROWLING)

(SCREAMING)

Aah!

Whoa!

Unh! Uhh!

Aah!

No!

(GRUNTS)

Don't go!

Don't go away!

Phoebe!

Phoebe. Don't go!

Don't go!

Bye...

Don't go away, Frankenstein!

Please don't go!

Please!

Please don't go away, Frankenstein!

Bye.

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

Mommy! (LAUGHS)

Del.

She's fine.

Hey, sweetheart.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(WHIMPERS)

(SHOUTING)

Who's Eugene?

All right, son... where are they?

Where are the monsters?

The Mummy came in my house.

Can somebody tell me what the Sam Hell is goin' on around here?

Well, we can, Sir.

Well, who are you?

We're the Monster Squad.

♪ (ROCK PERCUSSION)

All right, pal!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪ Who the hell is she?

Yeah!

♪ In a hundred years, in the darkest night ♪

♪ The forces of evil come out to fight ♪

♪ The amulet they must destroy ♪

♪ Or spend forever in the darkest void ♪

♪ Who can stop their deadly might? ♪

♪ Who will stand up for the right?

♪ From the mouth of babes comes dynamite ♪

♪ The Monster Squad gonna groove tonight ♪

♪ First came Dracula, now the Wolf man, too ♪

♪ Mummy and the creature from the Black Lagoon ♪

♪ We need silver bullets, we need wooden stakes ♪

♪ Normal stuff won't stop 'em 'cause they live on hate ♪

♪ Speak some magic words from a virgin's lips ♪

♪ Maybe that'll shake 'em, make 'em slip and trip ♪

♪ There's no turnin' back, gotta fight the fight ♪

♪ Yeah, the Monster Squad gonna get 'em tonight ♪

♪ Monster Squad ♪

♪ We're the Monster Squad, and the forces of evil ♪

♪ Better run and hide ♪

♪ Monster Squad ♪

♪ We're the Monster Squad, and the forces of evil ♪

♪ Best beware of the Monster Squad ♪

♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪

♪ We got work to do ♪

♪ Work to do ♪

♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪

♪ We got work to do, work to do ♪

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