The Nanny Diaries Page #7
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 105 min
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Hi, y'all.
I'm Jefferson's
mama Tanya.
Come on in.
We're baking a cake.
Oh my God.
Come on, y'all!
I pretend to be
Jefferson's nanny.
But I was really hired
to watch her.
Yoo-hooo!
And this is what she's
like after Betty Ford.
- Oh!
- Doesn't her husband care?
- Whoo!
- He's 75. She's an ex-showgirl.
He's not complaining
about anything.
Frosting fun!
Yay!
I want to come here every day.
Hey.
What are you doing here?
And what is all over you?
Annie, will you tell me
what the hell is going on?
All right, listen up, people.
This is my apartment.
And my roommate Lisa
is away
on... on business.
You are... oh,
just visiting.
- He is...
- Lynette's new boyfriend.
- Fine.
- I love your friends.
What twisted game
are we playing here?
We're playing the
my-mom-is-coming-over-
and-if-she-finds-out-I'm-a-nanny-
then-I'm-screwed game.
I love it. Hey, should I whip up
a fondue for Mom?
Um, well, you know what?
If you're gonna play it straight,
I would make it meatloaf.
I'm gonna borrow this.
That's my dress.
You can't borrow that dress.
It's a terrible dress.
Fondue?
Go get my dress.
Oh boy, Calvin.
Thank you so much. That looks delicious.
It's so festively
presented too.
So, how did you
and Lynette meet?
Annie's roommate Lisa
introduced us.
It's a shame
she's not here.
I used to
date her too.
Really?
So...
don't you just love
Annie's new place?
- Mm-hm.
- We do.
We're here all the time.
Yeah, I think it's very...
very interesting.
- It's a little small, but...
- Mmm.
...it's a fine
steppingstone, honey.
It's work.
I'll take that.
Well, certainly
keeping her busy.
- Very busy.
- Mm-hm.
- Busy bee.
- Relentlessly.
- Round the clock.
- Hello?
This isn't a brontosaurus.
You don't know anything.
Oh, Grayer!
Please!
It is yoga hour
and Mommy's on the phone.
Hello?
Yes, hi.
It's me.
l... I know that I agreed
to let you
visit your grandmother in
the hospital tonight,
but I feel I need to remind you
that tomorrow is Grayer's birthday.
What? How can that be?
His party isn't until next month.
Well, we scheduled it
that way on purpose
because the party planner
I wanted wasn't available.
Neither was my husband.
But as it turns out,
Mr. X is coming home
for two days from Chicago,
so we're planning a small
family celebration.
Oh that's lovely.
Grayer couldn't ask for a better gift.
And then afterwards,
we'll all head over to the Carlyle
for a more formal
affair with friends.
Obviously, I do expect
you to attend.
Okay, all right.
So you will need to dress
appropriately.
- Right.
- Anyway...
since you are not
around to help,
- I've taken care of everything.
- Mommy, play!
Thank you.
Also, some roses
arrived for you.
- Roses?
- Yes, very curious.
The card says,
"Accept my apology,
or else."
Oh, that's crazy Grandpa.
He...
he didn't visit
Grandma last night
and we just
let him have it.
Well, you know how Grayer
is around pollen.
So, I'll have to
throw them out.
Annie?
- Oh, okay.
Well, you know,
I am going to...
hang up because
the pacemaker isn't on.
So I'll see you
in the morning.
Oh gosh.
- Honey?
- Yeah?
- Are you okay?
- Mm-hm.
Perfect.
Dessert?
This is of vital importance,
are you aware of that?
I don't think right now
is the time.
You have absolutely no idea
how disappointed I am.
Clowns are supposed to be funny.
Well, they're
French clowns, Grove.
I hate them and
I hate my birthday.
...in order to clean up your mess!
Do not interrupt me.
Now you told me
that the extra year of preschool
would guarantee him
a spot.
Today he's six.
What's your plan now?
I'll be back, okay?
We should try to be calm.
My brother's kids got in.
...that isn't enough of a humiliation.
I will not tolerate
- at this point...
- There are mimes in the next room.
- I suggest you keep your voice down.
- You know what?
Hey.
What the hell
are you doing here?
I want to know why
I found them
in the stairwell.
I didn't throw them away, okay?
My lunatic employer did.
And if you don't get out of here right
now, she's gonna throw me out too.
- Okay?
- Not until you agree to see me.
What?
This has got to stop.
Come on, one date.
That's all I'm asking here.
Oh, fine fine, okay?
After work on Thursday. Go go.
Nanny.
Before we head over
to the Carlyle,
I would like you to know
why Mr. X is so upset.
rejected for admission to Collegiate.
Um...
I'm very sorry.
- That must be upsetting.
- Not upsetting.
Unacceptable.
Stop it!
Get away from me!
- Oh, sweetheart.
Don't be afraid.
They're only clowns.
- I hate them.
- They're nice French clowns.
They scare me!
Grayer, go to your mommy.
- Huh-uh.
- Go to your mommy, Grayer.
- Go.
- No.
Go on, sweetheart.
As I was saying, Nanny,
we feel that you are not
spending enough time
on educational activities
with our son.
Therefore we have decided
to hire a consultant
to fully research
the situation.
He will demand extra
time from you this week...
Whatever's best for Grayer.
...starting Thursday evening.
Do you read to the child
from "The Wall Street Journal"?
"Financial Times"?
"Granta"?
l... I sing to him
in French.
Well, we need more time
than I thought
to get to
the bottom of this.
I know.
I know, I'm very very late.
I'm sorry.
Did you get my message?
- Yep. All six of 'em.
- I couldn't get out of work.
The consultant kept me forever.
It was horrible.
Yeah, well, not only
did I lose the reservation,
but the kitchen
is now closed. So...
Okay.
I'm sorry I was late.
Um... sometimes
these things just...
don't work out, okay?
Wait, whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Think you can just get
rid of me that easily?
No, it's not about
getting rid of you.
It's just that no place around here
stays open this late. That's all.
Actually, I know
the perfect place.
Pretty good, huh?
Number one slice
on the Upper East Side.
It's not bad.
I'll tell you what though...
it doesn't touch the Jersey Shore.
Well, if you're such
a pizza connoisseur,
there's a really great
place in Italian Harlem.
I'll take you there
sometime.
Harlem?
I have a hard time
imagining you in Harlem.
Why? I enjoy
exploring my city.
Something you should
probably do more of.
Oh, thank you.
I'll try to squeeze that in between
cleaning up Grayer's vomit
and picking up
Mrs. X's laundry.
Come on, if your job is that bad,
why don't you just quit?
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