The Nanny Diaries Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 105 min
- 2,683 Views
when leaving
your kids with strangers.
You're moms.
Okay...
now what I would
love to do
is bring in
the nannies.
Linda, Gillian, would you
mind monitoring the children
so that the nannies can
join us in here?
Okay, listen, I want to see
you all here next week.
The seminar is called
"Sexy Mom, Happy Mom."
It's gonna be
a hot one.
Nannies, we're ready.
Right this way, ladies.
All right, here they are...
the nannies!
Wonderful. Come on in.
Just... just file against this wall.
Just squeeze in.
But... but be comfortable.
Terrific.
Now that we're all together,
I think it's time to address
the reason for this seminar:
improving nanny-mom
communication.
To begin, I would like
a mom volunteer
to offer the group
one particular example
of failed communication
with your nanny.
Most of them
barely speak English.
- That's the problem.
- Okay, you.
My nanny keeps on singing
religious songs to Parker
even though I have told her
time and time again that we're agnostic.
And what's worse,
every time I confront her
with evidence
from the Nanny Cam.
Nanny Cam?
I thought that was an urban myth.
That's my nanny over there.
Will you please ask her
if she's trying to convert my child?
No. Right now we're
just hearing issues.
Okay. Next I would like
to hear from a nanny.
Can I have a nanny
volunteer?
Anyone?
Por favor?
Come on,
don't be shy.
We won't bite.
Okay, how about you,
young lady?
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
Can you share with the group
one particular grievance
that you might have
about your job?
Come on.
No no, l-l...
I love my job.
I do. I feel...
I feel kinda lucky.
Oh, that's very nice,
but neither helpful
nor productive.
So can you please offer
the class something useful? Come on.
- Well...
- Yeah?
It would be nice to
have a night off, I guess.
Uh-huh.
We... we have been a little
preoccupied with our benefit.
But all she has to do
is ask.
Uh-huh-huh-huh.
See, ladies?
Conflict resolved.
- I'm taking him.
- Oh no, I can take him.
- No, it's all right.
- No, I can... I can take him.
Nanny, please.
I want you to go out.
It's only 9:
00.You clearly wanted the evening off.
No... no, you must be
exhausted, let me put him to bed.
We'll manage fine.
Here.
Have a blast.
I just don't understand it.
l... I just don't understand
how someone can have everything
and still be...
so miserable.
Anyway...
remember I was telling you
I went to this orientation mixer thingy?
I met this guy who
likes the same exact...
It's like she dumps all of her problems
with her husband onto me.
It's called denial.
Okay, like the river.
And you obviously have
become her enabler.
What? What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
It means, can you stop talking about
this woman for five minutes please?
Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette,
but this is my life right now.
I have a life too,
in case you haven't noticed.
And I'm starting to think
you and that lady
are kindred spirits.
You know what? NYU should give you
- You've got all the answers.
- Okay okay.
Okay, let's forget that...
forget that.
Can we at least try
to have a good time?
Since you did drag me
above 14th Street.
Mmh.
Come on, Annie.
This place,
you have to admit,
it's...
hmm, tired.
Look at these guys
over there.
They don't have
any piercings,
no tattoos.
I mean...
Oh my God.
- We have to go right now.
- Wha... why?
- Wait a minute.
- The guy I told you about is here.
Harvard Hottie?
- Mmm.
- Which one? Which one, where?
Yankees cap, blue shirt,
blue blood.
Mmm.
He is gorgeous.
Yeah, okay, let's go.
No no no, are you out of your mind?
You kidding me?
No, I'm out of
my league, okay?
Let's go.
Oops.
What the hell
are you doing?
Oh my God, I know that girl.
Annie!
Annie!
Come on, have a drink
with him already.
I told you, I can't
date on the job.
Are you gonna use this job as an excuse
for everything or what?
Say hello
to the nice fella.
- Hey.
- Guys, this is Annie.
I don't know your name.
I'm sorry.
- Oh, Lynette.
- Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Some buddies from high school...
this is Carter, Jojo,
- John, Kenny, Reggie.
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
- Sit, grab a chair.
- Oh no, we can't.
- We'd love to.
Yeah.
So, girls, tell us,
how do you know our boy here?
Oh, I really don't know him.
He's Annie's friend.
I know him from work.
Oh yeah?
What kind of work do you do?
Model?
- Stewardess?
- Escort?
She works for someone
in my building.
Oh.
Actually, I'm a nanny.
A nanny?
Dude!
You didn't tell us
you knew a nanny.
That is so porno.
- Are the moms hot?
- Guys.
- Are you hot for the dads?
- Are the dads hot for you?
- Hey, come on.
- You want to know about the dads?
I'll tell you about
the dads.
They're chubby, bald,
steak-eating,
cigar-smoking,
type-A pigs
who get more turned on by the Bloomberg
Wire than they do by any hot nannies.
Actually, it's all of you
in about five years.
Enjoy tonight,
because your future looks
pretty f***ing bleak.
- Wait.
- God!
Stupid stupid.
You have two new messages.
Hey, Annie, it's me,
the... the big jerk
from the bar.
- What?
- Listen...
in case you're wondering,
your friend Lynette
- gave me your home number.
- Ex-friend.
I obviously owe you
a major apology.
Please just don't judge me
by my loser friends.
- Mm-hm.
- They were pretty hammered.
Anyway, I want you to
give me an opportunity
to redeem myself
by taking you out.
And I'm warning you,
I won't take no for an answer.
I know where you live, so I'll camp out
at your door if I have to.
You really might as well
just get this over with.
And if you really hate me
after that...
I'll... I'll never
ask you again.
Okay, I'm sorry to ramble.
If I don't hear from you,
I'll ride the elevator
till I find you.
Bye.
I am so screwed.
Annie, it's your mother.
Look, I'm sorry that I didn't
call last night, okay?
I had a really late night.
But about tonight...
Okay, you know what?
I don't want to hear it. I'm coming.
- I am coming.
- All right, fine.
Fine... okay, let me...
let me just call you
after this play date, okay?
Play date?
What the hell is a play date?
- Oh sh*t.
- You said a curse!
Um, you know, Mom.
A play date...
it's the meeting of
preliminary investment schedules.
Look, I'll call you
later, okay?
All right. Bye.
Who lives here?
Some kid named Jefferson.
Your mom found him
with the Park Avenue play-date service.
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