The Nanny Diaries Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 105 min
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So use it already.
Hello, Grayer.
Remember me?
I work with your daddy
in the Chicago office.
Let go.
I have to make a doodie.
Oh.
So, you must
be the nanny.
Uh, yes, I...
I'll get out of your...
I'll wait in the hall.
So sorry.
Grayer, hurry up.
Your mom's coming.
Sweetie, did Grayer hear
from the waiting-list committee yet?
No, why?
Oh, I'm sure it
doesn't mean anything,
but the Bairds did
and Darwin got in.
Please don't say anything about
Collegiate or Darwin to my husband.
Sure.
- Oh, hi, pumpkin.
- There you are.
Oh, you've met before
in Chicago, right?
- Yes, hello.
- Lovely to see you.
- Nice to see you as well.
- Mm-hm.
- Where have you been?
Making calls.
Where's the chow?
- The entire time?
- Yeah.
Male monogamy remains an elusive,
yet much
mythologized practice
throughout the world.
In many Bedouin tribes,
powerful men are encouraged
to take multiple wives.
In contemporary France,
mistresses are de rigueur
and quietly tolerated.
But for the women
of the Upper East Side,
adultery is
pathologically ignored.
Nobody warned me we were going
to have a therapy session.
It's just that I didn't
see you at all at the party.
Well, I was trying to
sneak in a little work.
Okay? Forgive me
for making a living.
But everybody else
was participating.
Everybody else doesn't pull
down what I do every year.
I had my family there
and I was present and accounted for.
So now, you know, I would really
appreciate a moment of peace and quiet.
'Cause frankly,
I'm exhausted.
Bonjour, Pierre.
Bonjour.
Comment allez-vous?
Bien, merci.
Et vous?
Okay, I got
a great idea.
Let's pretend that
we're in a cave.
You know what, Nanny?
What, Grove?
I love you best.
The other nannies
had warned me about this very moment,
the moment when you'll
be tempted to break
the cardinal rule
of nannydom.
And yet, staring into those big,
sad, searching eyes,
I simply couldn't resist.
I love you too, Grove.
Three little words made leaving
this job 1,000 times harder.
...hear a thing I have to say!
I know that you work hard.
I just think
that if... if we're
gonna have more children...
Well, maybe you should
focus on the one you already have.
'Cause you can barely
handle him as it is.
Why are you
so cruel to me?
- Why?
- Why are you so cruel?
Because I cannot take
the additional pressure.
You know something? I think that
I am going to go out to Chicago
- until this merger is finished.
- Will you stop it, please?
And I certainly hope that
you're in a better mood...
- Please, stop it.
...when I come back. All right?
If I come back!
Nanny, this is yours,
is it not?
Uh... no, l...
no, I don't know
what that is.
It was in our laundry.
It is not mine,
it is not Mr. X's,
so it has to be yours,
right?
Right?
Yes, it's mine.
Please don't leave your personal items
l... I won't.
- I promise. I'm sorry.
- Apology accepted.
I don't mean...
to be a control freak.
It's... it's just that when Mr. X
is in the middle of a big deal,
it can be very hard on me.
I understand.
How is Grayer doing?
Grayer?
He's... he's fine.
He's great.
That's good to hear.
He really is
a wonderful child, isn't he?
He's the best.
He's...
he's such a sweet...
Okay, good night then.
Dear Nanny, I know it's Sunday
and you requested
a day off,
but I desperately need
to sleep in.
I have a very long
afternoon today
tasting caterers
for our benefit,
"Conga for the Congo."
Please don't wake me
unless Mr. X calls
from Chicago.
And most importantly,
find a way to
keep the boy quiet.
Why don't they just
muzzle the kid already?
What's a muzzle?
Scrambled for you
and Cheerios for the boy.
Mommy doesn't allow me
to eat sugar cereal.
Cheerios are sugar-free.
Low in sugar isn't
the same as sugar-free.
Grover, just eat it.
Is that caffeinated?
Mommy doesn't
use caffeine.
That's because Mommy
sleeps till noon.
Perhaps it might be a nice morning
to do something
educational with Grayer,
like the Pissarro show
at the Guggenheim.
Mommy said you're supposed to take
me to her favorite museum,
the "Guggyheiny."
supposed to be my day off,
we're gonna go to my favorite,
the Museum of Natural History.
- Isn't that on the West Side?
- Yeah, so?
I'm not allowed to go on the West Side.
That's a rule.
be break-the-rules day.
Oh.
Hi.
Two please.
Hey, you know what
the biggest word in America is?
What?
Anti...
antidisestablishmentarianism.
Hey, that's pretty good,
Grove.
Actually, I know
a longer word.
- Yes, there is.
Supercalifragilistic-
expialidocious.
Wow.
What does that mean?
Come on inside.
Let me show you.
"The apatosaurus, formerly
known as the brontosaurus,
is from a family of
enormous herbivores."
Herbivores means
vegetarian.
Like Mommy,
you know?
What's that over there?
That is the T-rex.
- Is that one like Mommy too?
- Hmm.
I wish my ancestors
made totem poles.
Well, they did.
That one looks just like you.
It does.
Well, that guy has
a big...
It's hanging.
Cool.
What are they?
They're a Matis
family.
They live in
the Amazon.
Which one's the nanny?
She has the day off. Things are
different in that part of the world.
And Nanny, one last thing
before you take
the rest of the day off:
Do you think you could
manage a quick shop for me?
- I'll help.
- No, it's okay, Grayer.
Don't.
Grayer, don't... don't!
God!
Mommy!
What a mess.
Really, Nanny, I don't know
why you didn't leave all this
downstairs with Manuel
to store.
I mean, am I supposed to have this lying
around the apartment till the benefit?
No no no, of course not. l... I'm gonna
bring it down to him right now.
There's no time now.
I need you to get ready for the Nanny
Conflict Resolution Seminar
at the Parents' Society.
I totally forgot
it was this evening.
Um...
Mrs. X, I...
don't know
if you remember,
but l... I was supposed
to have the evening off.
And I made plans.
the seminar
is that everybody
brings their nanny.
Are you suggesting
I attend it alone?
Huh-uh. No.
I was just...
I was confused.
So, I will
cancel my plans.
I'd appreciate it.
Does anyone have
Stop eating them boogers!
Grayer, no nudity.
Please.
Of course you feel anxiety
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