The Naughty Nineties Page #6

Synopsis: In the gay '90s, cardsharps take over a Mississippi riverboat from a kindly captain. Their first act is to change the showboat into a floating gambling house. A ham actor and his bumbling sidekick try to devise a way to help the captain regain ownership of the vessel.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): Jean Yarbrough
Production: Universal Pictures
 
IMDB:
7.5
APPROVED
Year:
1945
76 min
294 Views


Indians. Take it easy. Take it easy.

Indians. Where... Where

is that little Indian?

I've lost him again.

There he is.

There! Now you...

Come out. Come out!

Shh. Quiet. Come out, wherever you are.

Get up! Get up, you Indian! Shhh.

Get up! No, no, no. You'll wake him up.

Don't wake him up.

Hold still.

This I must tell

to the general.

Don't wake him up.

Get the wallet.

Get the wallet.

You get it. Go ahead.

You want me to get hurt?

No. Well, go ahead. Get the wallet.

Shhh.

Don't wake him up.!

Go ahead, get the wallet.

It's under the pillow.

Go ahead. Under the pillow.

Under the pillow!

Go ahead.

That a boy.

Go ahead.

Go ahead!

Now I've got you!

Now I've got you!

Tell that to the general.

I can't get you

Out of my mind

My one thought is you

And somehow I find

That I can't keep you

Out of my dreams

You're here, you're there

you're everywhere

Or so it seems

I can't get you

Out of my heart

You're right there to stay

And though we're apart

You left so many

Memories behind

That I can't get you

out of my mind, no

I can't get you

Out of my

Mind

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Caroline, I liked

the words to your song.

I can't get you

out of my mind.

Do you think

Miss Farrel would approve?

I meant to tell you

about that...

about how I woke up one

morning with a nasty headache,

owing Miss Farrel a lot of

money, just like your father did.

I've been working

for her ever since.

Why don't you

do something about it?

Maybe I will.

Hello, Avery.

Good evening, Sam.

Everything's fixed. Go over to the

table with Dexter and watch for his sign.

All right,

make your plays, gentlemen.

Ride with the winner.

Twelve. The loser.

I mean seven, the winner.

All right, boys.

Looking for a new point.

Snake eyes. You lose.

I mean seven. You win.

Something's going wrong. Yeah?

Crowd's breaking the

house at number two table.

Number two? That's impossible.

Those dice are loaded.

All right, gentlemen.

Place your bets.

There's the dice rolling, and

they're coming out for point... seven.

You win.

All right,

place your bets.

Wait a minute!

Hold the dice!

What's going on here?

Ohh! You!

What have you

been doing under there?

Hey! Do you see that?

Yes.

How many, please?

Two, ple...

Thank you.

Aaah! No! No! No!

Sebastian!

Sebastian!

Mr. Broadhurst,

did you call me?

Throw me a life saver!

What?

Throw me a life saver.!

Throw him a LifeSaver.

Hmm. Okay.

Here you are!

Catch it!

What you did tonight

ran all the chumps away.

Captain Sam,

we can't go on together.

One of us has got to leave. It won't be me.

I'll give you $5,000 for your

share. Not for five million.

Then, suppose we leave it

to the cards?

One hand of open poker,

winner take all.

Hmm. What chance would I have

against a pack of cardsharps?

Go ahead.

All or nothing.

I shuffle, I take the first card

and it's all in the open?

Right.

All right, Mr. Crawford,

cut them once for luck.

Queen of spades.

Eight of hearts.

Jack of diamonds.

Five of hearts.

Ten of spades.

Queen, Jack, ten.

Possible straight for you.

Four of hearts.

King, spades.

The King, hearts.

That's the fourth heart.

Nine of diamonds. I made it!

I filled my straight.

If you draw a heart, your

heart flush beats my straight.

It's a spade.! We've won.!

We own the River Queen again.!

So you slipped us a cold deck

just because of a dame, huh?

Ohhh! Oh!

Come on! Come on!

Get him! Come back!

Open the door, or I'll bust

it.! He can't. Don't worry.

Look out! Look out!

Look out!

Whoooooo!

Now I've got you!

Ow! Ow! Help!

Hey! Hey! No!

Hey, let me down!

Don't pull on me!

Come on!

No! No! No!

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Look out!

Come on!

Which way?

Here, give me that!

Come on!

This way!

Come on!

Let me in!

Let me in!

Whoo!

Open that door!

Open that...

Open that door!

Let me in that door!

Where'd he go?

Ahhh.

Stop!

Excuse me.

Stop!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute, fellows.

Let him go first. He's

chasing me. All right.

Ohhh.

Which way did he go?

Why get in my way?

I'm sorry.

Wait a minute. I've got

an idea. Come on. Come on.

I'll wait here in the corner, you go let them

chase you around and leave the rest to me.

Go ahead.

Ha-ha!

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Never mind him.

Go get another one. Get

another one. I want business.

Get another one!

Whoo!

Come on.

Hey! Come on, come on!

That a boy. Nice work.

Nice work. Now let's make

it three straight. Okay.

Okay. Pick that up.

Go ahead. Hurry up.

Get him, Dexter!

Now I can relax

a little bit.

What'll I do with him? Let me

at him. I'll beat him to a pulp.

Leave me alone.

I'm gonna tear you up.

Ohh!

All right, get in.

Little Eva's

goin' to heaven

Heaven, heaven

Goin' to heaven

on judgment day

She's climb, climb

climbin' up to heaven

Heaven, heaven

She's climb, climb

climbin' up to heaven

She's goin' up

She's goin' up

To heaven

Climbin' up to heaven

Little Eva's goin'up

To heaven I think I went

in the wrong direction.

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