The Odd Couple II Page #8

Synopsis: It has been seventeen years now since Oscar and Felix saw each other for the last time. Oscar is living in Florida, Felix in New York. One day, Oscar is called by his son Brucey who invites him to his wedding to Felix' daughter Hannah next Sunday in California. Oscar and Felix meet again at Los Angeles International Airport and take a rental car in order to go to San Malina for the wedding. The trip develops into an odyssey, starting with Oscar forgetting Felix' suitcase at the Budget station, going over to the complete loss of the directions (and the car), several difficulties with the police, a dead person, a toupee, underwear and revenge-hungry Cowboys and ending up with Felix meeting the "one and only" woman. But the wedding has to be reached on time.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Director(s): Howard Deutch
Production: Paramount Home Video
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
PG-13
Year:
1998
97 min
686 Views


That woman left her clothes

lying all over the floor.

She was always running out of towels,

and pins in the bed!

- I could not hack that. Am I disturbing?

- No, come on in.

Girls, this is the father of the bride,

my friend, Felix Ungar.

These are my poker playing buddies.

- I hope I'm not interrupting the game.

- No, not at all.

- It's a distinct pleasure to meet you.

- I can't see him. Is he cute?

Would you excuse us for a minute.

I have to speak to Felix.

Felix, can I have a word with you?

Can you believe it, we'll never play.

What's with the suitcases?

I gave up my apartment in New York.

- To live in Sarasota?

- They have hospitals in Sarasota, too.

Are you planning to

move in with me again?

It didn't work out the last time.

This is just until I find my own place.

You could actually save a lot of money

by splitting expenses.

Nothing has changed. I'm still a pig,

you're still a human vacuum cleaner.

If you don't think it will work,

just say no.

No.

Then I'll go.

I didn't say '"go'", I said '"no'".

All right. We'll give it a try

for a few weeks.

But the minute you start matching up

my socks, we call it quits.

It's a deal. Now you go on,

go back to your game.

I'm just going to hang up a few things.

He looks so sweet.

If he's looking,

I've got a spare bedroom I don't use.

Ladies, it's possible that in five weeks

you'll all be moving out of Sarasota.

Whose bet is it?

Don't mind me, folks.

- Is this yours?

- Thank you.

That sandwich is looking a little limp.

I can retoast that for you in a second.

Really?

I wouldn't mind.

No problem at all.

This is the biggest goddamn dj vu

anybody has ever had!

Can we play cards here,

for crying out loud!

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Neil Simon

Marvin Neil Simon (born July 4, 1927) credited as Neil Simon, is an American playwright, screenwriter and author. He wrote more than 30 plays and nearly the same number of movie screenplays, mostly adaptations of his plays. He has received more combined Oscar and Tony nominations than any other writer.Simon grew up in New York City during the Great Depression, with his parents' financial hardships affecting their marriage, giving him a mostly unhappy and unstable childhood. He often took refuge in movie theaters where he enjoyed watching the early comedians like Charlie Chaplin. After a few years in the Army Air Force Reserve, and after graduating from high school, he began writing comedy scripts for radio and some popular early television shows. Among them were Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows from 1950 (where he worked alongside other young writers including Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks and Selma Diamond), and The Phil Silvers Show, which ran from 1955 to 1959. He began writing his own plays beginning with Come Blow Your Horn (1961), which took him three years to complete and ran for 678 performances on Broadway. It was followed by two more successful plays, Barefoot in the Park (1963) and The Odd Couple (1965), for which he won a Tony Award. It made him a national celebrity and "the hottest new playwright on Broadway." During the 1960s to 1980s, he wrote both original screenplays and stage plays, with some films actually based on his plays. His style ranged from romantic comedy to farce to more serious dramatic comedy. Overall, he has garnered 17 Tony nominations and won three. During one season, he had four successful plays running on Broadway at the same time, and in 1983 became the only living playwright to have a New York theatre, the Neil Simon Theatre, named in his honor. more…

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