The Onion Movie Page #8

Synopsis: We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Actors: Daniel Chacón, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Don McManus
Production: Fox
 
IMDB:
6.3
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Year:
2008
86 min
598 Views

# That's why you got to shoot your love-#

For the Onion News,

this is Norm Archer.

F*** you and good night.

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Todd Hanson

Todd Hanson is an American writer and voice actor, notable for his work as a writer and editor at the parody newspaper The Onion. He also voices the character Dan Halen on the Adult Swim program Squidbillies. more…

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