The Oranges Page #5
to take you seriously,
then let me ask you
a few questions.
OK.
Would you say that
the connection you're feeling
is genuine,
that what you have is real?
- Yes.
- Yes.
Absolutely.
Now, we're all aware
there's a significant
age difference here.
If what we're feeling
is real, and genuine,
then age doesn't matter.
I guess, then, what
I'm asking is, Nina, honey...
...are you OK
sucking David's old balls?
- Cathy!
- Oh, my God.
- Cathy.
- It's a legitimate question.
His balls are much older
than her.
- Vanessa!
- You are being such an a**hole.
Do not call your mother
an a-hole in this house!
Thank you, Terry! Thank you.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
This is a nightmare.
I mean, I... I understand
you're going through this, like,
pathetic meltdown or something,
but, like, if you had to
f*** somebody half your age,
did it have to be her?
Oh, and by the way, Dad,
um, what about Mom?
that sh*t started
to really get weird.
My father started
calling in sick to work a lot.
Gadgets McGee was unnerved
to see Nina with my dad.
But he was also struck
by how alive his friend seemed.
Inspired to recapture
his own lost youth, or something,
he went online and found
a pick-up ultimate frisbee game
in Paramus.
Hey, guys! You, uh...
you got room for one more?
No daylight. No daylight.
and I, and Joel Silver...
Joel Silver,
the movie producer?
Yeah. Yeah.
My mother
had been making herself
mysteriously unavailable.
But, as all our neighbours
discovered...
..she hadn't completely lost sight
of the Christmas spirit.
Terry!
Everything was changing.
Terry!
No-one even recognised
each other anymore.
- Smoothie?
- Oh, good God.
Very good.
Now kiss the chef.
Maybe they are really in love.
You said it doesn't last.
You said that the grasses only
wanted the cows for their money.
Usually that is the case,
but not always.
- Your dad is pretty cute.
- Don't be gross, OK?
Just because you haven't gotten
laid in, like, three weeks.
Perhaps your problem is
more with Nina than your father.
Oh, is that so, Henry?
Why is that?
Because maybe you are jealous,
because she has travelled
many places and has lived,
because she takes chances.
No. You know what?
You, my friend,
have breathed in
a little too much
of this cheap pine wax, OK?
'Cause she's a selfish skank.
And he's selfish too.
Yeah, but if he
really is happier with her
and you make him stop,
then you're the one
who's being selfish.
That is maybe
the most intelligent thing
you have ever said.
Hey.
What is Barnyard International?
Well, um... See those presents
you got at babyGap?
Instead of giving those
to a baby
who might already
have lots of clothes,
why not help a baby
who doesn't have any food?
They're not for a baby.
They're for my husband's
new girlfriend.
Here's some pamphlets.
"One goat can provide a family
"with enough milk
for an entire year."
It's like the Christmas gift
that keeps giving.
Yeah. It is.
That's good. Can I use that?
Sure.
Oh, yes! Oh! Oh!
There are gift receipts inside,
if anyone wants to return them.
we should demand
that Paige have dinner with us.
What are you doing?
Come here.
- I have toothpaste in my mouth.
- I don't care.
Come here.
OK. Thank you
for dropping me off.
I got you these.
Chef's clogs.
You said after working last night,
your feet hurt, so...
You're so sweet.
OK. You're gonna
make me late.
Whoo!
- That was fast.
- Yeah.
Um...
What?
Nothing.
What's up?
Nothing.
Come on.
Tell me what's wrong.
- I...
- I love you, Nina.
You sh*t. You suck.
I wanted to say it first.
Well, now I'm not saying it.
You blew it, buddy.
I'm just kidding.
I love you too.
You guys were married
for 28 years.
it should be him.
- Do you have any perfume?
- No.
What?! Where are you
even going?
Well, I read about
a late-evening cabaret show
that begins at 9:30.
- Cabaret?
Am I the only one
who's dealing with this?
I mean, don't you
want to come back home?
I'm not sure.
I'm having a good time
for once.
I'd like to see you
do the same.
Let's go, guys!
Pick up the pace!
Hey, Mondo!
Where's my rigatoni? Let's go!
Bring it up, parmigiana.
Nina! Plate 27!
Alright, guys-
On 24, I got a mahi mahi
and a chicken parmigiana.
Thanks for sending her to me.
She's a good worker.
- Well, that's great.
- Chef likes her.
Haven't seen you and Paige
for a while. It's good to see you.
- Enjoy.
- Thanks.
- Done with your appetiser, sir?
- Sorry?
Done with your appetiser, sir?
Yeah. That... Yeah.
That's great. Thanks.
Hello.
Hi, Paige.
Nice move
on the Christmas card.
Thank you.
- Dining alone?
- Uh, yeah. I guess.
So how are you doing?
Is everything...
Sit down. Don't have to
make this uncomfortable.
Just...
Plus, you know
how I hate pleasantries.
What about you?
You look happy.
Things are OK.
You know, I'm...
If you're happy,
you can say so.
You don't need
to spare my feelings.
Just... be genuine,
David, please.
Please.
Yes. I'm happy-
Thank you.
Yeah.
Look, I know
there's nothing I can say...
Then don't try.
Paige, stop. Please.
This is exactly
how we got to this.
OK, not exactly.
It's partly.
We stopped talking
to each other.
I used to love who I was
around you.
What happened to us?
We used to have fun.
Remember that?
We used to laugh.
God, you were so funny.
I'm still funny.
I'm... Ask them.
Shelly just fired me!
Hey, hey.
- What happened?
- Oh! This is f***ing bullshit!
- What? Why?
- Because he's not an idiot.
He saw you and Paige, and he
saw me, and he figured it out.
He said he didn't want
to be in the middle of it.
And I was good at that job!
Why...
Why were you talking to her?
She came into the restaurant.
What do you expect me to do?
I saw you sitting with her,
and I just thought...
Thought what?
I don't know.
Can we please get out of here?
# I really can't stay
# But, baby, it's cold outside
- # I've got to go away
- # But, baby, it's cold outside
# This evening has been...
# Been hoping that you drop in
# So very nice
# I'll hold your hands
They're just like ice
# My mother
will start to worry... I
Hi. Mrs Ostroff'?
We've never met.
But I'm Ethan.
You're our leader.
You can't quit!
Christmas Eve is in, like,
six days. They're counting on us.
Try and calm down. Calm down.
Calm down. Order!
I know you're upset.
But you're all
dedicated and talented singers.
Marcus will take over
as leader.
- What?!
- Marcus?
- Why are you even doing this?
- Yeah.
Well, I believe these pamphlets
should explain everything.
Each cow or goat
will allow its recipient
independence
and self-sufficiency
for years to come.
And that's pretty great,
isn't it?
Shelly, this has
nothing to do with you.
No, I know it's complicated.
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