The Other Woman Page #4

kind of a tricky project...

...and I don't want

to complicate things.

But it was really

nice meeting you.

You, too.

I hope I see you again soon.

Carmela? Really?

Did you and Tony

enjoy Hong Kong?

Or did Big P*ssy and Meadow

miss you too much?

You will thank me for using a fake name.

You want Phil...

...mentioning your new

friend Carly to Mark?

No. So you're welcome.

By the way,

what is up with

your hot brother?

No! No, you can't have my

husband and my brother!

No! That's being very greedy.

I think you're being greedy. Me?

He's your brother.

What would you do with him?

So is everybody like hot-hot

Phil in your family,

or are most of them like you?

I'm cute-cute Kate.

What about your father?

Leave Dad out of this!

I bet he's hot.

You and your vagina

need to just...

Kate?

Surprise!

I started redecorating.

What do you think?

What happened to

just painting it red?

Oh, red is so clich.

I would expect that from other guys

in their offices, but not you.

You deserve something different,

something better than that.

Oh.

It's good, right?

I think it's great.

You do?

I love it.

Really?

Because you know how I get carried

away with all the colors...

I missed you.

How was Miami?

Miami was amazing.

The guys loved your

gift card swap idea.

SwipeSwitch?

And guess what?

What?

Guess.

What? What?

They're going to put in

half a million as seed money.

Really?!

That's right!

We did it, we did it!

Oh! Team King!

I'll tell you all

about it at dinner.

With me?

Yes. We're celebrating.

Just let me clean up.

How's it going?

Not good.

What's wrong?

We have a situation.

If you killed him,

don't tell me.

I can't defend you

if I know you did it.

No, I didn't kill him.

It's something

that rhymes with...

...schlintercourse.

What?!

You had sex with him?

No! Of course not.

It's barely dark outside.

He's just on a high from

the business trip and...

...he's got that look

in his eyes, that...

...you know, that...

I just don't know

if I can hold out.

What is going on?

I don't know!

There's been wine, and...

...hand-holding during dinner.

It just felt so good

to be touched, you know?

Yeah, I do, because

he used to touch me, too.

Ugh! Why do you say that?

A lot.

I don't want to hear that.

Then why call me?

For permission?

No!

If you want to have sex with

your husband, do it

I'm wondering, what if I

keep my clothes on...

...while we're having sex?

Really?

What if the top part of me hated

him, while the bottom part of me...

...did all the dirty work?

What if he just

put it in halfway...

...and then I took a really hot

bath after and really cleaned up?

You're making a mistake.

I'm trying not to.

Not really.

I am!

If you're going to cave every

time he pays attention to you...

...leave me out of it.

You can waste your own time,

but I'm done.

Fine! Be done.

I am done.

I'm done.

This is me being done.

Fine.

Good-bye.

Forget I called.

Good-bye.

Kate...

...you hold it together.

He is awful.

Oh, my God.

I've missed you.

You taste good.

Oh, my God.

And you smell so good.

Okay, hold on one second.

Just one second.

I'll be right back.

Don't move.

Hey, baby.

Hi.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm still working.

Well, I'm not working.

And I am so freaking hot.

Um...

I wish.

What are you doing?

Oh, baby, send me a

picture, will you?

Send me a few pictures.

I'll send tons.

We'll have the whole weekend in

the Hamptons to work that out.

I miss you.

Oh, I miss you, too.

I miss you.

I miss you.

I got to go.

I got to go, baby.

Bill, I told you,

don't call me at night!

I'll call you tomorrow.

I'm sorry, honey.

It's okay. The wine hit me wrong...

I have a splitting headache.

Really?

Maybe I can make

it go away, huh?

Sorry, honey, not tonight.

"Sorry for the tough love."

"Do what you need to do. I support you"?

Yeah, right.

B*tch.

You Okay?

Yep.

You sure? You're

talking to your phone.

I'm fine.

So, how's Carmela?

Bad!

How come?

Because I said so. Why, do you like her?

Because she is fired!

What's going on with you?

I'll take a stab

and say it's because

you realized

feng shui is bullshit.

You shouldn't pay for that.

Okay, you know what?

Feng shui rules.

There are so many

people in the world

and in China who love feng shui.

Feng shui is not

what you think it is!

And I hate that you

keep saying it's dumb!

I didn't mean it.

Feng shui is good

'cause it's important...

...to know where

to place things

in order to make

yourself feel better.

Katie. Sweetheart?

Katie?

What are you doing?

See? See?!

This is what happens

when Carly makes

me cry on the inside

like a winner!

Who's Carly?

She's Mark's girlfriend...

and not "friend friend,"

like "boning friend!"

Mark's cheating on you?!

Like fifty times at least.

Are you serious?

Or more!

With who?

Carmela!

But her real name is Carly.

Is this some Tyler

Durden Fight Club thing?

Are you Carly?

No.

Is anyone Carly?

Please focus.

I am focused!

I don't want to keep explaining this.

Carmela is Carly!

The feng shui spatialist chick.

Yes.

Oh, my God!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I never liked that guy.

I never liked him.

I told you that before you married him.

What a piece of sh*t!

Did you know she was his mistress

when she was in the house?

I thought she was

his ex-mistress, but...

...it turns out they're

still seeing each other.

That makes sense.

I heard him on

the phone with her...

...then he comes to me,

"Oh, I have to go golfing."

In Connecticut. "With the

Canadian crew." Which is code.

For what?

Ca.

Ca?

Ca.

Ca?

Caaarly.

Carly. Carmela. You're

talking about Carmela.

She doesn't even know that I

know they're still together.

She pretends to be my friend,

but she's spying on me,

like a double agent.

And you let her because...?

That's how you run

a double agent.

I don't even know if she's American.

I don't know.

Katie, if she's full of

sh*t, call her out on it.

Deal with her. And then

deal with the real problem.

Oh, Mark.

Yes! Mark.

Yes. Okay.

Right. Mmm-hmm.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

I'm really happy

we're doing this.

Are you?

How do you feel? I don't know.

How do you feel?

I feel like I owe you an

apology for the other night.

Do you?

Yeah.

Sometimes I can be

more tough than love.

Can you?

Yeah. I just wanted to clear

the air, and say that...

...whatever happens between you

and Mark is your business.

Oh, is it?

Yeah. Are you okay?

Are you still sleeping

with my husband?

What?

You heard me.

Unbelievable.

I was crazy to think

we could be friends.

You don't get to walk out.

Don't ice me out.

No. No. You can't...

What? What?

You can't ice me out.

I'm going to ice you out.

Here's my ice shield.

Then what,

you pull out my weave?

Just tell me the truth!

You want to know the truth?

Your husband sucks!

I am not sleeping with him! And the

fact you think I would, really hurts!

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