The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death Page #3

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We're not exes.

What are you talking about?

I mean, I took you out

to a nice restaurant,

I bought you decent food,

you know.

I was having a great time,

I mean,

weren't you?

No, I was just being nice.

Elena...

...I think I love you.

Well, I don't.

Hello?

Is anyone up there?

The theater is closed!

The tour begins tomorrow!

Ty?

Are you here?

I'm ready to go.

You're not still mad, are you?

Ty?

Is that you?

Somebody help me! Please!

I ain't dyin' tonight.

I die first in the movie.

I mean, can't a brother

survive somethin'?

Dang, man, you know

what I'm sayin'?

I want- I want that ghost-

I'm not joking,

covered in blood, just,

aah, rip me open.

No, no, you can have that.

What'd you do?

Y'all both workin' that horror

tour this evening, aren't you?

Yes, sir.

Well, uh...

...y'all better

watch yourselves.

Officer...

...I don't know what

you're talking about.

See...

I don't appreciate

any big city outsiders

trying to bring evil into

my peaceful little town here.

I told you, I don't know

what you're talkin' about.

I'm telling' you

about that movie,

this haunted tour thing

you've got here tonight.

Yeah, it's just that

this theater's haunted.

Yeah, it's haunted for real.

Now, I might not have believed it

when I was a little bit younger...

but bein' Sheriff in this town

for so many years,

I've seen some pretty

crazy things go down.

Inside that theater...

...there was a monster.

And that monster killed people.

He killed people,

he like... ate 'em up

and... he spit out

all the bones.

Look, now this here is just

for fun, man.

for the kids

and promotin' our movie.

Nothing else, Officer.

Well, I understand all that,

but when it comes

to Ouija boards,

and you don't know what they're

capable of really doin'.

I read about it.

All right?

I saw that movie

of y'all's last night,

and what was it,

it was you that said

that they could be used

as a passageway

between the ghost world

and ours.

Well, it was me, and with

all due respect, sir, I mean,

It's just a movie.

I know it's a movie.

I'm not stupid.

I know it's fake, and stuff,

but it's based

on something that's real.

Now these boards, they're not

to be toyed around with

like you're playin' a game

of checkers and all.

This is serious.

And the fact that you're gonna

have one in there

you're gonna be playin' it,

you're gonna be playin' it

overnight in that theater,

See, I don't- I don't think

that's smart.

You know, I just think

that's a bad mix.

You understand

what I'm gettin' at?

Look, we'll be... super careful,

all right, promise.

Scouts honor.

I'll be watchin' y'all

tonight...

...and if anything gets outta

hand, and I mean anything,

especially after this meeting

we just had,

y'all gonna have

me to deal with.

Thanks, Sheriff.

Yes, sir, master.

Have a good day, sir.

Crazy.

That was- no, that was weird.

That's what that was.

He just wanted to win

a pissing contest.

I just say we just make him

think he won.

Whatever works, man.

What time is it?

It's 10:
15.

It's locked.

We were supposed to meet, uh...

that manager from yesterday.

What was his name?

- I don't know, man.

Come on.

Playin' around, man.

Let us in.

You guys like this?

Hey, I made you one.

- Oh, yeah.

- You see the resemblance?

And, now here's the thing,

yours can be this or...

this one right here.

Look at...

Oh, smile for me, smile.

Ah, look, cheese!

- That one.

Yeah I like that one.

Better teeth.

You know, I'm sensitive

about my teeth.

Hey, oh, what was

all that about?

It was about some cop out there

askin' us about tonight.

He was being superstitious

about something.

That's not all he is.

Wait, wait, wait,

what do you mean?

Okay, rumor has it,

he, like,

he, like, dated, like, his

sister, dog, or like, cousin.

One of those things.

Sibling of some kind.

Oh, I feel safer already.

That's disgusting.

Welcome to small town America.

What's the population, anyway?

Everybody's related.

No, there's about two or three

of us that aren't related.

- That's cool.

- That is nice.

Have you seen Ty?

No, but, uh,

have you seen Susie?

Who the hell is Susie?

- The girl I was on yesterday.

- Elena.

Oh, no, Elena was supposed

to open the door for me today,

and luckily I had the key,

you know.

So, yeah.

- Let's go find her.

Dude, they'll show up later.

Yeah, she ain't tryin'

to find you.

You guys wanna-

you guys wanna set up?

Absolutely not.

Hey, where's craft services?

I'll find it.

It's probably down here, right?

Don't worry,

I'll help you tomorrow.

- But it's today.

- I'm just playin'.

Hey, where's the girls'

dressing room?

Oh, the little girls' room

is this way.

J, J.

- Yo!

- What's up?

- Just chillin'.

I got some ladies in the car,

about to go get

some drinks, man.

You wanna roll?

- Absolutely.

Where we goin'?

Some town about, what,

15 miles from here?

15 miles?

You wanna go or what?

Oh, that's Hollis Oklahoma.

Let me fix this.

Why you gonna go so far?

It's a dry county, man.

Like, they're in a drought?

- No alcohol.

- None?

None.

I was thinking about getting

a bottle of everything.

Hey, I can come with.

Hey, I can stay behind.

That means he's not coming?

No, I'm gonna hang out.

Just text me when you get back.

Okay, yeah, it'll just be

one on one time.

Together. Okay.

- No.

Just go, man.

- I'm gonna be out in the car.

J, I'll get you.

See you.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah,

I made you this mask,

it's, oh, scary.

Ouija Ouikend.

It's not that ghetto.

Oh, sweet, video glasses.

These are really cool.

Are they, like 3D glasses,

or...?

Don't put 'em back on.

These are Danny's.

You got me.

Danny!

It's not even gonna be scary.

Yeah, it's gonna be

totally lame.

Whatever, you're gonna

be screaming

and hanging onto my shirt

before we even get inside.

Hi.

Whatever.

So, I won the thing last night.

I'm Michelle.

I think there might be tickets.

Yeah, sure, thanks.

We should have brought Ignacio.

Figure.

Leave Margo alone.

Oh, awesome, thank you.

Don't forget the movie!

It's better

than Paranormal Activity!

Don't forget The Ouija

Experiment before you leave!

That works so well.

They're loving it.

That's cool, but,

how am I supposed to

sell the movie

if they're running' past me

at 100 miles per hour?

Oh, uh, okay,

here's what we'll do.

I'm not gonna scare 'em as bad

so, it'll be a slow ghost

so they walk by.

Oh, great,

because I do not wanna be stuck

with all these movies

at the end of the night.

Speaking of slow ghosts,

where's Justin?

I don't know, I thought he was

being a ghost already.

No, no I placed

everybody everywhere.

Uh, he hasn't shown up.

I'm so sorry, I mean,

that's not like him.

I'll text him.

- Okay.

And, um, have you seen Eric?

What?!

Yeah, he hasn't shown up either.

Big surprise.

Don't worry about it.

I'll take care of it.

Okay, ready to go

for round two.

Okay.

I played Calvin, remember?

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