The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death Page #4

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Yeah, I was that guy.

You mean the player guy?

The one that makes girls

buy him things?

Look, come on, now,

see, I'm nothing like that.

It's just acting.

Eric!

Eric, get over here!

Look, so if you just let me...

Eric, get over here!

Look, I'm gonna be right back,

ladies, all right?

What?

- Where have you been?

I've been over there minglin'

with those sexy ladies.

- Mingling, huh?

- Yeah.

then why aren't you in there

vein' a ghost like

you're supposed to be?

Oh, I'm up already?

I didn't realize

they needed me yet.

You need to calm down, 'cause I'm

pretty sure Justin got it covered.

No, he is not in there...

either.

Am I the only person here

concerned about the level

of professionalism

that is expected of us?

Look, I am professional.

No... you're not!

Okay, but what you are

is working at the lowest level

of the oldest profession.

Uh, she means

you're a prostitute.

Well, at least

I'm getting paid.

Get... in there.

Bye, ladies.

She thinks she's my mama.

It was the wiggle

when she walks.

The tour is now over.

The overnight tour

is about to begin

for only the winners

of last night's contest.

You don't have to go home

but you can't stay here.

Have a great night.

Um...

Danny?

Is this the backstage

area place

you were telling me to go?

Let's see.

"Zinna Death Scene. "

"Zinna greets guests

then exits to backstage

for her death scene. "

Yeah, just read.

Um...

What?

"Danny leads guests into

another haunted room. "

Okay.

Hmm.

Let's see.

"Zinna grabs fake blood

and pours it on her.

Guests should arrive

in five minutes.

Zinna must hurry to make

the death look real. "

Fake blood, fake blood.

If I were fake blood...

...where would I be?

If I was Danny, crazy person,

placin' the fake blood,

where would I put it?

I don't know

where this blood is.

I'm gonna have to ask Danny.

I'm never bona find it

down here.

This place is creepy.

Oh!

No, it's just me, Danny.

Oh, my God.

- Worked pretty good, huh?

- Yeah.

Shh.

They're on their way, okay.

They're in the next room.

You take the blood, and okay,

after this scene,

we're gonna head up

to the balcony

and get your audio

on my recorder.

Okay, got it.

How do I put it on?

What do you mean?

Just put it all over your body.

Especially get some

in the mouth.

Ew, really?

Don't worry, it tastes-

it tastes really good.

It does?

Yeah, it's just a mixture

of Karo syrup,

food coloring

and some chocolate.

It looks kind of chunky.

That's just the strawberry

I put in it.

Mmm, it does taste pretty good.

Okay.

You hurry up.

I got this.

Okay.

All right.

This is my favorite room.

But, be careful

when walking into this one.

Because this...

Many have died walking

on this very floor.

Anyone know how?

Well, let me tell you.

Come on in, all the way in.

Get right around this area.

Wait.

Good.

Did you know

that when

messing with a Ouija board

if you forget to say...

goodbye...

...hi...

...then what happens

is the spirit is let loose.

Yes, loose just to

go all around.

And what that does

is it...

no smiling...

it allows a portal

to be opened up into our world.

And that...

...is when the spirit,

they can grow stronger...

...and stronger...

...to where they are no longer

a spirit...

...but something much more...

...like an evil...

...being.

It's not moving little things.

No.

It's moving much more.

Did you hear that?

It's getting angry.

Quickly, we must outrun it!

To the basement!

You're not moving!

To the basement!

...is the only one

who's been scared.

Why do you keep

calling me that?

You guys, this is going

to be so lame.

Stop being a nob.

Maybe it gets better.

You know what?

At least it's free.

Okay, yeah, thanks.

Something's wrong.

Oh no!

The ghost has killed Zinna!

Quickly, let's run!

The ghost is here!

Yeah, that's kid of impressive.

Come! It was a ghost!

Whoo!

No.

Oh, for God's sake.

Be afraid.

Yeah. Right this way.

All right, now this

is a special room.

Now, this was actually

the first time

anyone ever died of gonorrhea.

That was a good one.

It's just me.

You guys recognize him?

It's the C to the A,

to the L...

No, Danny. No.

This is Calvin

from The Ouija Experiment.

Eric.

Come on, give him

a round of applause.

He did good.

Well, hello again,

Miss British Accent.

Hello, Eric. You gonna

behave yourself this time?

Danny, would you tell her

I'm a teddy bear?

Not just a teddy bear,

he's a grizzly bear!

Ah, that's cold, man.

That's cold.

I'm sorry,

I shouldn't be touching you.

No, you shouldn't.

All right, set down your stuff.

You know, we're actually

going to stay here tonight.

Here? Really?

This place?

- Yes.

- Gross.

- Yeah.

I thought it was pretty nice,

though.

Hey, is that a Ouija board?

Oh, actually, it's not

supposed to be here.

Oh, yeah, no one here

set it up for you.

I have brought an EVP recorder.

Electronic Voice Phenomenon.

What it does, is it records

frequencies and sounds

that you do not hear

by the human ear.

This is a mini

cassette recorder.

Whats a cassette?

Really?

you're gonna do this?

I said it ironically.

Uh, normally it records sounds

that you're not supposed to hear,

but for some reason you can

hear it when you play it back.

I don't really get that.

Wait, so, is this

the Ouija board from the movie?

Yes, it is.

So, can we play it?

Guys, I don't think

we should play with this.

I have a really bad feeling.

I felt it yesterday too.

So you are scared.

No, it's not that.

It's something else.

I'm getting

a really weird vibe.

Especially from this room.

As you should,

because this room is

a paranormal hot spot.

If you really wanna know

what's going on,

let's go to the source.

So, you wanna summon a spirit,

and record its voice?

Exactly.

Okay, gather around everybody.

Okay, I'm sitting next to you.

You know, for protection.

Okay, so maybe I need protection

from a few things in this room.

It's full of thrills.

You know, I can thrill you more

than any ghost

would ever dare try.

Oh...

Really?

Michael Jackson, "Thriller?"

That's all you got?

- Damn.

You're too smart

for your own good, girl.

But a large intellectual capacity

isn't greater than wisdom.

Say, what?

Alanis Morissette.

I can quote music too.

Ah ha.

That hurt. That hurt.

Smart and sexy.

I like that.

- You guys wanna begin?

- All right.

- Put your hands over here.

It's good if we overlap.

Hey, man.

I'm sorry, it's just...

Just thought I'd help

a little bit.

Ready?

Is anybody there?

Is anybody there?

Is anybody there?

Is anybody there?

B.

L.

C.

N.

Y.

Is that where you are?

The balcony?

Yes.

You're in the balcony.

You guys wanna go?

Really?

Yeah, let's check this out.

Come on, let's go.

You guys ready?

Okay.

Michelle

- Yeah?

I don't have a good feeling

about this.

It's just all the spirit energy

flying around in the air.

Don't worry.

Come on, let it go.

Just have fun.

Come on.

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