The Outcasts Page #2
I'm hoping to get time off
from this conversation
for good behavior.
You're funny, Wellesley.
Thanks, Penn State.
I'm Dave by the way.
We were lab partners sophomore year.
Um Mandy.
Mindy.
Mindy like...
- Like Mindy.
- Like Mindy, cool.
Any reason it would be awkward
for me not to know your name?
Not unless you're an avid follower
Ah I'm more of a tuba
section guy myself.
Well then I'm Jodi.
Hi.
There you guys are.
Welcome to the 1%.
- Follow me.
- Our pleasure.
Good luck!
Cool, right?
Mackenzie!
our guests of honor, please.
Oh that's not, not.
Dorks, balls now.
They want you to play pong.
Like ping?
No, beer.
Oh.
Thank you.
Boom!
Drink.
I think it's gone bad.
No, that's just what beer tastes like.
I don't lose.
- You did it!
- Yeah!
Excuse me!
Hello everyone.
Can I have your attention please?
Shh!
Whitney would like to say a few words.
As you may have noticed,
we have some new additions tonight,
Jodi Shallenberger and Mindy Lipschitz.
Sh*t lips!
Not so funny after four years.
Now, most of us walk past these two
and have never bothered
to get to know them.
So I put together a little
video of our very own Jodi
so we could all learn
a bit more about her.
Someone's ballin'.
Who's Jodi?
Oh.
Well any requests?
Ooh eczema, I'm gonna vanquish ya
Yow!
Oh you're such a good kisser.
I'd party down with you
any time, Adam Scott.
Oh my god.
You know how there are the
birds and there are the bees.
How familiar are you with male anatomy?
Oh my god, Dad, I am 17.
Hon, got your tampons.
Dad!
No, I need maximum flow.
I told you, Dad!
Oh no!
Jodi, wait!
You're all mean!
Jodi!
You're late.
How epic was prank eight?
I want to be you when I grow up.
If you're going to
be in power next year,
this is your new Bible,
the 48 Laws of Power.
I suggest you heed law number one.
Never outshine the master.
Your lawnmower man is like so happy.
Don't wave!
Mackenzie, drive.
Reach all the stars
'Cause you are my friend
And you're killing it every day
Hey, Jodi.
It's me, your best friend.
Um I'm at school right now and you know,
it is really, really not that bad.
Oy vey.
Oh my god, have you seen
Jodi's Instagram feed?
her on a box of tampons.
- That is really not right.
- Oh my god.
That prank was pretty twisted, Whitney.
Even for you.
I mean, how mental do you have to be
to put that much effort
into messing with a couple of nerds
who were just trying to make peace?
All I had to do was teach
myself how to hack a webcam,
figure out Jodi's IP address
and then trick her into responding
learned how to write.
You guys are demonic.
You're like medieval to each other.
I will not allow Big Bang Theory
and her frizzy-haired lap dog
to roam the halls of this school
thinking that for one
second they are my equal.
Law 15, crush your enemy totally.
Right.
Oh Jodi, coming in.
Remember that only my opinion matters.
Hey, I brought you something.
I brought you my favorite book on Tesla,
who was also totally defeated
and humiliated in his lifetime
and has since regained popularity
and had a resurgence of respect.
Also brought some cookies.
They'll be good in an hour.
And a mint.
Yeah!
Oh.
You know, one day we are
gonna look back on this
and it is going to be...
Uh just stop, Mindy.
I told you this was gonna happen.
People like Whitney don't change.
God, I knew I shouldn't have
clicked on that attachment.
New Tina Fey series,
piccolo players wanted.
Okay, all right.
No, no.
No.
We're not accepting defeat.
Do we accept defeat?
No.
We are gonna win this one.
I'm sure you understand
the definition of winning.
This...
Not winning.
Hey.
I am serious.
We are gonna stand up for ourselves.
Yeah?
And how exactly are we gonna do that?
at their own game.
We're gonna be popular.
And not lame top 40 popular,
awesome popular.
All of us.
All of the people they have treated
and then copied their calculus homework.
Popular people don't take calculus.
I know because they are stupid dolts
who are gonna go to
below average Universities
and get mediocre grades
and still end up being our bosses
unless we do something
about it right now.
Just like that, we're gonna
overthrow generations
of ingrained high school social strata?
Yes.
ever put our minds to
that we have not accomplished?
Well we didn't get
Firefly back on the air.
Shh!
Besides getting Firefly back on the air.
Then...
No.
Let's do this.
Boom!
And so it was.
The revolution was born.
And Tina Fey, if you're listening,
I'd still play piccolo for you.
Power to the peons.
The facts were simple.
There were more of us
than there were of them.
So all we had to do was
convince the outsiders,
misfits and weirdos of
the school to ban together.
Basically we were gonna
unionize the outcasts.
Power to the peons.
Oh wait.
Unfortunately, it wasn't that simple.
Oh!
Well that was a lucky shot.
- Gross, but lucky.
- Yeah.
Power to the peons!
Hi guys.
I am Claire, ambassador troop 2579.
Welcome, Claire.
I like where your horse head's at.
Going straight Godfather, huh?
It's a unicorn for
You do realize that this is a meeting
to launch a social revolution.
Yup, I'm in.
Whatever you guys need.
Oh great.
Well why don't you take a seat inside
and we will be with you shortly.
Yay!
What the hell?
every misfitoy in this school
and the only thing we have
to show for it is Marcia Brady.
Hey, all revolutions
have to start somewhere.
Oh my god, Sugar Jones
incoming 12 o'clock.
No eye witnesses.
Activate shield.
I hear you're trying to obliterate
the jackhole normative power hierarchy
of this pathetic excuse for a school.
Well obliterate is kind
of extreme, but yeah.
I'm in.
Okay, we may be small in number,
but we're all here for a reason, right?
Right.
- Wait, why are we here?
- Jesus.
If this is all we got to show,
I say we just burn this mother
down and be done with it.
Arson sounds like a fabulous plan.
But if we need to get more people,
we could go door to door
like I do with cookies.
It's an excellent way
to bond with people
comfortable being themselves.
Screw Girl Scout cookies,
an obvious conspiracy to subjugate girls
and force them into
traditional gender roles
by selling overpriced, unremarkable,
and nutritionally-deficient baked goods.
We suck at this.
This isn't a revolution,
this is a girl band.
We need someone who can work the system,
Karl Rove good witch style.
Wait.
Virginia.
As president of the History,
Young Democrats,
Multi United Nations Club, I am...
Virginia Vanderkamp had locked up
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