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the culmination of all her hard work,
a campaign for student
council president.
She had a well-oiled political machine
and several key endorsements.
Vote for me, Virginia.
- Do you want a pin?
- Hey Twilight, go Kyle.
But despite her
best efforts, she lost...
- ...to Kyle McDevon.
- Chipotle burritos, yeah!
Whose campaign speech consisted of
giving out free Chipotle gift cards.
You want a burrito, Virginia?
And spectacular abs.
Oh yeah!
After a crushing defeat,
she went where many a depressed
and disgruntled American
has gone before,
France.
Needless to say, she didn't come back
What's your shirt say?
Hell is other people.
Next.
Oh this girl definetely owns a pony.
Does anyone else feel underdressed?
Speak.
Hi, Virginia.
This is Mindy Lipschitz,
Jodi Shallenberger,
Sugar Jones and Claire the Girl Scout.
We were trying to upend
the social hierarchy of our school.
Or destroy it.
And we could use your help.
I'm not interested
in your futile attempts
to make sense of the world's chaos.
Be gone.
We were actually thinking more
along the lines of revenge.
What?
We tried to talk to all
the different groups,
but nobody wanted to join the cause.
Well of course not.
You think all the outcasts are the same,
but really we're like snowflakes,
snowflakes that hate each other.
Let me break it down for you.
You've got your basic overachievers,
your underachievers,
your emos, your goths,
your bandos, your drama dorks,
orchestra oddballs and gleeks.
Then there are kids
lost in middle earth,
kids lost in space, kids
who take up too much space,
your steampunk,
cyber punk, classic punk,
kids with foreign parents,
kids who are parents,
Twihards, kids who try too hard,
kids who write binary, kids
gamers, stoners, loners, anarchists,
activists, masochists, and atheists.
There are more strains
of loser out there
than the herpes virus.
Uniting them under one banner,
that is no easy task.
So we're screwed.
I said it wasn't easy, I didn't
say it was impossible.
What is this place?
It used to be my campaign headquarters.
Prior to that it was used by my father
to house his miniature horse collection.
Prior to that it was used by
my schizophrenic grandfather
to interrogate imaginary communists.
He won an imaginary medal for that.
Man, rich white people are messed up.
When I was running for office,
I did a little research on the voters.
So this is where the NSA
stores its data.
These files represent
Each one of them contains
GPA, activities, hobbies,
psychological profile,
past and current lovers, and
most importantly weaknesses.
No effing way.
Point of weakness, Tina Fey piccolo.
Geeze, am I that transparent?
Overtly aggressive,
lack of impulse control
militant with anarchist undertones.
Nice.
Latent Napoleonic tendencies.
What does yours say, Claire?
It just says Girl Scout.
What's in your file, Virginia?
I don't have any weaknesses.
These three files
represent the king pins
of the school's underclass.
Convince them and you
have a shot at this thing.
The key is figuring out
and then exploiting it mercilessly.
I like you, Virginia
even if you are named
after a slave state.
First up, Howard Chang,
leader of the young entrepreneurs.
Points of weakness,
black mock turtlenecks,
technology savvy women
and the word billion.
I get what you guys are going for.
I think it's very innovative,
but it's just not right for us.
We're working on an app right
now that's gonna blow up.
Asiavous, Facebook for Asians.
And besides, I've got
to look to the future,
I still have to get
into Harvard, then drop out of Harvard
before I can start my first company.
Here's to the crazy ones,
the misfits, the rebels.
You can quote them
or disagree with them,
but the only thing you
can't do is ignore them
because they change things.
Do you know who said that?
Apple and that is why
they make billions.
Next is Martin Vimmel,
head of the Science Fiction Club.
Points of weakness, hard sci-fi,
the sound of his own voice
and very aggressive women.
Okay, here's the deal.
Just because you're a science geek,
doesn't mean we're
your comrades in arms.
Science is about what is.
Any idiot can do that.
Science-fiction is about what could be.
We're huge Dr. Who fans.
Yeah, the Matt Smith years
completely turned the series around.
Completely.
Tell you what, give me the title
of one Neal Stephenson novel, just one,
and I'll join your little group.
You think skinny, anemic fanboys
have a monopoly on
the one fictional genre
where women and people of color
backwards societal norms
and traditional confinements?
Not to mention a genre
largely premised on the idea
the inevitable outcome
of the current system
of patriarchal excess?
Idiot.
Oh and Cryptonomicon,
Snow Crash, Anathem.
Should I go on?
Louis Hammerschmidt,
leader of the Fantasy Club.
Points of weakness, Elven languages,
heroic aspirations and any woman.
Whitney Bennett is the Cersei
Lannister of high school.
You guys are idiots if you think
you can play
the Game of Thrones with her.
I'm sorry, but I'm not going
to end up like Ned Stark.
Louis, think of it like this.
What if Frodo hadn't left the Shire
and fought against the Dark Lord?
Louis.
Thanks for the ride.
I'm really glad I'm helping you guys
with this whole thing.
Really?
Why?
You're just so unapologetic
for who you are.
That's been a recurring problem.
So when did you know?
That I rubbed people the wrong way?
I haven't heard that
one before, but yeah.
Um you know, I guess it
I was a kid, but I really hit
I rub people the wrong way too.
I mean, I haven't actually yet.
But I want to someday.
First I have to figure out
how to tell them.
That you're rude and obnoxious?
That I'm gay.
Wait what?
It's so great to talk to
somebody who's already out.
You're like my hero.
When you walked through the school
with that sign on your back
announcing that you were gay,
I could not believe how brave you were.
Okay first of all,
someone put that sign
on my back as a prank
and secondly, why does
everyone think I'm gay?
You do wear a lot of vests.
Huh.
I'm sorry, I just, I thought that...
No, it's okay.
I'm really glad that you told me.
So...
When did you know?
when I realized
I didn't just love Veronica Mars,
Preach.
I will, I will see you
at school in the halls.
You know and say hi to me.
- See you later.
- See you.
Things are happening, Herb.
Things are happening.
Yes they are.
New York Performing Arts School.
Deal's a deal.
I have a date with Carol
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