The Outcasts Page #7
We had pretended we cared
about coming together,
but in the end people only
cared about themselves.
Even best friends.
So it had all been a lie,
which was fitting since
most of high school is a lie.
Everyone faking it, trying to act cooler
more sure of themselves
than they really are and
I couldn't help but think
wouldn't it be nice for once
if people just told the truth.
So you're going to drug prom?
That makes it sound so serious.
Lipschitzium is a very
mild form of truth serum
in gaseous form.
Think of it like a very smart person's
version of spiking the punch, okay?
Oh I'm fine with you drugging prom.
So what changed your mind
about working with me?
You may be a duplicitous opportunist,
but at least you're honest
about what you want.
Hmm.
Thank god you're back.
Do you know what it was like
being the only hot person
in this school?
The army of dorkness is multiplying
faster than the Kardashians.
Oh!
Sorry, habit.
So are you going to prom?
Hell no.
Hey Whitney, can your dad mow my lawn?
You have a message from Mom.
Make sure you drive
safely to school, honey.
You'll know.
Love, Mommy.
I'm sorry you had to see that.
You don't need a date to go to prom.
The date, the dress, the revelry.
I don't even know where
to begin with my hatred.
And anyways, Mindy and I
had always planned
on doing a Star Wars
marathon on prom night.
I get it, it's just...
What?
I had a chat with Mackenzie.
She's apparently Mindy's intern now
and she wouldn't tell me anything,
but it sounds like Mindy's planning
some sort of crazy prank at prom.
Guess she's not done
getting her revenge.
Why are they fighting on a
Well Herb, I'll tell you.
Obi-Wan here is just
trying to be a good friend
and to keep Anakin from
acting like a total jackhole,
but Anakin is more interested
than in hanging out
with his best friend.
Hmm I don't know.
It seems to me Obi-Wan
standing up for the fate of the universe
and trying to help out his friend
who seems to be going
Even if Obi-Wan ends
up having to chop off
his best friend's legs and
his best friend ends up
turning into some
mouth-breathing, goth cyborg
who eventually kills him?
Yeah, even then.
Jodi.
There's one thing that I do know.
Nothing great ever happens
when you're sitting on the sidelines.
Sh*t.
I gotta go to prom.
Thanks, Dad.
Jodi, I am your father.
Your founding father.
I really hope this isn't genetic.
Dad, are there any old clothes
in Mom's closet I can wear?
Wow.
What a vision.
Just got off the phone with Carol.
Dave doesn't have a date either.
here so you guys can carpool.
Dad!
It's fine.
You're just carpooling.
It's not gonna be awkward at all.
You guys, come on, squeeze in over here.
Grab her waist.
She's not your sister.
And...
Perfect.
All right, see ya.
All right, so I'm just gonna go.
Shh!
Okay the coast is clear, let's go.
We are so Breaking Bad right now.
Hey Colin.
Who came up with this theme anyway?
The patriarchy.
You back in?
Wanna bust a move?
Fine, whatever.
You gotta get up to get down.
I think I might actually be a PC.
Maybe my therapist is right.
I am dating my father.
Is there any way to deny
that all human suffering
originates from human desire?
Unless the only way to end
suffering is to end desire.
But the illogical and
futile nature of desire
will inevitably win out
over our rational nature.
This punch...
Is good.
I know that everybody loves Harry,
but I can certainly appreciate
Zayn's brooding charm,
but for my money, Liam is
the unsung hero of One Direction.
I find everything about you repulsive,
yet I'm strangely drawn to you.
That is the nicest thing
a girl has ever said to me.
I love you, man.
Yes homo.
I find myself incredibly
attracted to you
despite that pantsuit.
This is awesome.
Thank you, Adam Scott.
Hey um...
I really like you.
I really like.
Damn it.
Um I gotta go.
I'll find you later.
Promise?
Hey.
Where have you been?
Sorry I was, I was just
in the janitor's closet
making out with my future stepbrother.
Okay, we have to find Mindy.
And before her plan goes into effect.
She is a really good chemist, you know?
Really good.
Oh my god, what is all this?
Is she trying to poison the school?
I wouldn't put it
past her at this point.
What do you think this does?
I don't, I don't...
Expose the truth.
Nice.
Some best friend you are.
I'm sorry, is the person
who's building a chemical weapon
questioning my integrity
in this scenario?
I figured it was about
time somebody cut through
all the bullshit so we could
I told you you couldn't trust her.
And now all of a sudden you're, you're,
you guys are BFFs?
Yeah because between you and Whitney,
Whitney is the one who is acting
less like an evil dictator.
You are just jealous
because I am the one
which is something that you've
always been too scared to do.
I'm turning you in.
If you're not with me, you are my enemy.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
I will do what I must.
You will try.
No, no!
Whitney, go get help.
Eh no thanks.
Law 21.
Play a sucker to catch a sucker.
Emergency.
I need to report a crime in progress.
Okay everybody.
It is that time of the evening
that you've all been waiting for.
Your very handsome principal
is about to announce
your prom king and queen.
You shall not pass!
And the prom king is...
Louis Hammerschmidt?
Wow, you guys suck at this.
Make way or I'll have
you drawn and quartered.
My fellow classmates,
I intend to rule you all
with an iron but noble fist.
No!
And the prom queen is...
Oh.
The lovely Miss Claire Stuart.
- That's you, go.
- Congratulations.
Oh wow, you look lovely.
Thank you.
And let's let beauty and the beast
regale us with a little dance.
Watch your step.
Seize fire!
Seize fire!
That was exhausting.
Nerd fight!
No!
Oh my god!
Hey, do you need my help?
No, I got this.
Where have you been?
In Europe, proms don't start until 11.
Say you're sorry!
Why couldn't you just be happy for me?
Because you were too busy
exploring your sexuality
to attend to my emotional needs.
You knew how much MIT meant to me.
You know what, I am sorry
that for once in my life
I found a boy that is totally
awesome and broodingly sexy.
Oh my god, Jodi, stop it.
You think I'm totally awesome?
- Yeah.
- Cool, that's great.
- That's awesome.
- Thanks, man.
And I am really sorry
that for once in your life
your 10-year plan didn't go
perfectly, but you know what,
suck it up and deal with
it like the rest of us!
Oh ew, are you two gonna make out now?
You know what, Whitney, shut up!
I defended you.
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