The Overnight Page #7

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- Oh, there they are.

- Oh, hey, honey!

I just want to say, I think you're right. I

think there is something weird going on here.

Oh, yeah, no sh*t. I have seen

that woman give massages before.

What?

Alex, she gave some random guy a f***ing

hand job at the massage parlor.

You guys went to a massage parlor?

When did you do that?

I can't even... Just...

Were you gonna let her

touch you down there?

Honey! Absolutely not. I was just

saying that I think you're right.

I think they do wanna, like,

swing with us or something,

and that is pretty crazy.

Well, lucky you. See? You got

your expansion now, right?

- This is what you wanted all night!

- That's not what I meant by expansion.

I was talking about

getting crazy with friends

and meeting new people

and having fun

and maybe getting drunk

or whatever.

I didn't mean, like,

f***ing-other-people expansion.

That's not what I...

But you can't tell me you

wouldn't have liked it, okay?

- I can't... I mean, that's irrelevant.

- I don't think it is.

Yes, it is. -I don't think

that that's irrelevant at all.

Why not? -Stop! Let's just be

brutally honest here for a second.

- Okay.

- Okay?

Ooh! What would have happened if

she had grabbed for your cock

and I hadn't of

been there, huh?

I wouldn't have allowed it.

Because you wouldn't have

liked it if she had done it?

Because I'm married to you, I wouldn't

have allowed it. It's simple, so...

Oh, my God, isn't that

the perfect answer?

Well, I don't know,

maybe it is the perfect answer.

That tells me, that tells me... What you just

said tells me that the desire is still there.

That tells me that a part of you thinks about

what it would be like to be with other women.

Come on! I mean... Honey...

Oh, my God! Not that I

think you would act on it.

I mean, I trust you, I do,

I really do. I really...

I really trust you,

but I think it just...

It bothers me so much that that curiosity

is there and it may never go away.

It just might always live...

live there.

Curi... I never said

I was curious.

Honey, I never said

I was curious.

Oh, wait a second.

- I'm really tired.

- Oh!

- I'm feeling really tired.

- Oh! No, no, no.

Let's just get out... This is not

the time for... -No, no, no...

This is actually

about you, isn't it?

- Honey, let's just get out of here.

- This is about you.

This isn't about me, this is about you.

You've been putting it all on me all night.

- What?

- You're the one

that's been thinking

about this, isn't it?

The moment he whipped that thing out, you

haven't been able to stop thinking about it.

- You're curious...

- Maybe I am curious, okay?

- Oh, really? Really?

- Maybe I am.

I feel that it's weird

that we have to jerk off

next to each other come.

And I really think that it sucks that

you lust after another woman's breasts.

This is a real thing and I don't

think that we can deny it.

I think that you think

about other women

and I think about other men.

- Alex?

- Do you wanna f*** my wife?

Stop it, Alex! -I'm not gonna stop it.

I want to know.

Do you wanna f*** my wife?

Because I'm telling you,

she wants to f*** you.

- Oh!

- She does.

I think you're a little

off-base here, Alex.

You think I'm off-base?

- Are you serious?

- -Yeah.

Kurt!

Tell me, why did you show us

your dick down at the pool?

- Okay.

- Your giant cock!

Why did you show that to us? Why did

you show my wife your big dick?

And then why did you have me stand

next to you with my tiny dick?

Do you think I'm an idiot?

And what? What does this mean?

I get Charlotte now?

So me and Charlotte?

- Is that cool?

- -Alex! No!

Is that why you showed us that weird

video of you showing your tits to us?

- We like you both very much.

- Is that what this is?

But we didn't want

this to be weird.

Oh, you didn't want

it to be weird.

- No.

- Oh, okay.

My mistake because, you're right,

this isn't weird. This is fine, so...

Now that it's not weird,

honey, why don't you lay down?

You have to take

your clothes off.

What do you want? Missionary? Let's

do it right here. Kurt? -You know...

Why don't you get out your big old

cock and just shove it right in her?

- That's enough.

- How about that?

That's enough. -You don't have

to do circles anymore, hun,

- because it's big. We've all seen it.

- He doesn't want her, Alex!

He wants you!

What?

He wants you.

Oh!

We still love each other very, very much,

but we've been together for a long time and

things have changed.

I don't know why, but,

you know, step by step,

Kurt's desire for me just

disappeared and, uh,

he seemed to want something

that I-I couldn't give him.

When he saw you this

morning at the playground,

he saw sweetness

on your faces and

he thought that maybe

this could be the solution.

For both of us.

Isn't there like a web community

for something like this?

No, we've never

done this before.

- Could have fooled us.

- Yeah.

Then you think that we're

doing a smooth job of this?

Does it look like we

do this all the time?

- Yeah.

- Kind of.

It's our first time.

It's just a total mistake.

It just doesn't make any sense.

It's obvious that

you love each other so much.

Yeah.

She's my best friend.

We just don't have a love life.

Yeah. -We stay together

for everything else.

Max, the house,

the water filter company.

I'm sorry, I feel like a dick.

- Why do you feel like a dick?

- Well...

You're not a dick. You're not,

you know, you just didn't know.

You got excited.

And I wasn't putting my

dick next to your dick to,

like, do anything, I was

just dancing with you, man.

All right, thanks.

Think about this.

Less than 24 hours ago,

we were a park together

as complete strangers.

- That's true.

- It is.

Now we're here

and you're in one of my robes.

- You have so many robes, by the way.

- -I know.

- We got them in bulk.

- There's enough for all of us.

- How many did you buy?

- 12.

- 12 robes?

- I got a 12-pack of robes.

- Oh, my God!

- -That was a good one.

Hey, Charlotte. Tell us how...

How did you lose your virginity?

I feel like you would have been like

on an island in southern France

with a pencil thin mustachioed

aristocrat or something.

Look at you,

Why do you stereotype so much?

Because I'm racist.

Exactly. Well, you're not that

far, but it was a farm boy.

On an island

in southern France?

- On an island, in the south of France.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah...

- So I totally got it right.

What about you, Emily?

How did you lose your virginity?

Um...

Alex is the first,

uh, person...

Person I ever slept with.

He was your farm boy.

- I'm your farm boy.

- He was my farm boy.

- I am a farm boy.

- He still is my farm boy.

Are you my... You're my, kind

of like my farm boy? -Mm-hmm.

He'll always be me farm boy.

Where would you want to go

anywhere in the world?

You know, I really wanna see...

I've never been to Thailand.

- I've gone.

- -I hear they have beautiful beaches.

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