The Paleface Page #2
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- 1948
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Painless, there's something
about you that appeals to me.
Wake up, stupid.
I'm proposing to you.
I'm in love with you.
I said,
I'm in love with you.
And I want to marry you.
Come on.
What's goin' on? Why,
sure, I'll marry you, dear.
Huh?
I knew the moment your lips touched
mine that we were meant for each other.
Oh, you did?
Let me hear you say it again.
Tell me you'll marry me.
Me?
Tell me you'll marry me.
The way you kiss,
how can I refuse?
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
The ring, please.
The wedding ring is a token of the
solemn vows you have just taken.
This ring is a symbol of your
affection, sincerity and fidelity.
Ah! At last. And now, the kiss.
Not me, you fool!
Her!
Well, howdy, folks. Welcome.
Uh, what's your handle?
Mr. And Mrs. Painless
Peter Potter. I'm Mr.
Glad to have you with us. Yeah,
just make yourselves to home, folks.
Oh, thank you.
I'll unhitch the horses
and then we can... talk?
Well, I'll unhitch
the horses.
Come on, lets play
hide-and-seek.
Hey,Jimmy, where are ya?
Here I am!
Look!
What are you tryin' to do?
Blow yourself up-
Shut up! Go on, you kids.
Get outta here.
I told you to keep that canvas
lashed down tight.
Good thing
he didn't see it.
Uh-huh. Just as I thought. That
wisdom tooth has gotta come out.
He don't look like
But that's the wagon that left
I can see you 10:30,
Tuesday.
Painless.
That's my wife.
A filly to you.
From now on, I probably won't
have a minute to myself. Painless.
Yes? Oh, what are you doing to
that poor girl, you glorious beast?
Yes, darling. Would you loosen
my stays a little, honey?
Well, it's not my regular work, but I
- Here, maybe I can work it out better this way.
Now you can't do it like
that! Well, it was an idea.
Say, they're rugged, aren't
they? Made of whalebone.
Just call me
Moby Dick.
Hey, you know,
it's a funny thing.
We've been married two hours and this
is the closest I've gotten to you.
Well, you're so strong, silent
and unapproachable. You wanna bet?
Tell me something about
yourself. You seem so mysterious.
All I know is that you
came from Washington, D.C.
I'm sure there are a lot
of things you haven't told me.
I'll unload a little information at a time.
That's the way to keep a girl interested.
Who tied these for ya,
a sailor?
And another thing, you never told me why
you left Fort Deerfield in such a hurry.
Well, I had a little trouble,
but it's all cleared up now.
There. Hey, why worry about my
past? Let's work out our future.
That's our man,
all right.
Going west in a covered wagon.
That's my kind of life.
Blazing new frontiers, facing
danger, privation and death.
Is that my kind of life?
Now, remember, Painless,
you promised to love, honor and protect
me. Let's do it in the order named.
All right, get movin', folks.
We'll get a good early start.
The sooner we get past that Indian
country, the better. Indian country?
Do we have to go that way?
Now, Painless, I'll be with you.
You're not afraid, are you? No.
I can always get
another scalp.
Let's go.
Yeah.
All right, folks,
let's get goin'!
Ya-hoo!
Ya-hoo!
My husband!
We'll take this trail to
the right. Yeah, we better.
That one leads deep into
Indian country. Let's get goin'.
We got a long haul
before night. All right.
# A western ranch
is just a branch #
# Of nowhere junction
to me #
# Gimme the city where
living's pretty #
# And the gals
wear finery #
# East is east
and west is west #
# And the wrong one
I have chose #
# Let's go where
you keep on wearin' #
and buttons and bows #
# Rings and things
and buttons and bows #
# Don't bury me
in this prairie #
# Take me where
# Let's move down
to some big town #
# Where they love a gal
by the cut of her clothes #
# And you'll stand out
in buttons and bows #
# I love you in buckskin #
# Or skirts
that you've homespun #
# But I love you longer stronger
where your friends don't tote a gun #
# My bones denounce
# And the cactus
hurts my toes #
# Let's vamoose
where gals keep usin'#
# And you're all mine
in buttons and bows #
# In high silk hose
# And French perfume
that rocks the room #
# And you're all mine in #
# Bows #
# Buttons and bows #
Shh. Can't you see
she's sleeping?
Come on! Come on, you're
laggin' way behind.
Come on. First chance I get, I'm
tradin' you in for a pair of turtles.
Giddap, Stanislaus.
Come on, Clifton.
All you had to do was follow
I think were going in the wrong
direction. Maybe this is a shortcut.
Maybe we're way ahead
of them. Oh, shut up.
Yes, ma'am.
I guess we can stay in this house for the
night. We'll get our bearings in the morning.
Night? Morning?
Yes, ma'am.
We're bedding down here for the
night. Take 'em back to the corral.
Hurry. Quickly. Bring
your own blankets. Come on.
Come on, gramps.
We'll help you.
Look what I found, Ma.
Oh Jimmy, keep your hands off of
things. Come on, hurry up, get in.
Is it all right in there?
Pretty good. Come on.
You kids make up
your own beds now.
All right, it's the best
we can do.
Gee, it's dark in here.
I'm scared.
Put that down, Johnny.
Must be the maid's day off.
Mm-hmm.
Looks like a likely
spot. Hey, kraut face.
Ladies first,
then me.
Well, this looks like it.
Alley-oop.
Just think, some day there'll be a sign on
that door, "Painless Potter slept here. "
Well, don't put it up yet.
No, I got my hands full now.
Tomorrow night,
you carry me.
Isn't the moonlight Romantic?
Yeah. Light the candle.
Candle light's
Romantic too.
We don't want
any dust to blow in.
Painless.
Yes?
Would you get me
a drink of cold water, please?
Water? Cold?
Cold water.
Well, that adds up.
All right. If I'm not back in three
minutes, you'll know I fell in the well.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
It's your husband,
darling.
Yoo-hoo.
I'm back, honey.
I got your cold water.
My, your blushing right down to
your little tootsies, aren't ya?
Here you are, cuddles.
There you are.
I'm sorry.
My, but you're
an odd girl.
Gee, I'm glad I picked a wife
with a sense of humor.
Uh, is everything
all right?
My, but you're a muscular
little thing, aren't you?
Those dresses
are awfully deceiving.
Smooth, smooth.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to tickle you.
Isn't that sweet? You put
your hair up in braids.
Aw, that's nice.
Come on out, Mrs. Potter.
I know, you're modest. But it's
all right. I'll keep my eyes closed.
Come on, doll.
Ahh.
Now come close to me, wifey.
Come close to me.
Boy, can you kiss!
Wake up.
Oh, good morning, honey.
You got up early.
Start moving. We gotta
get out of here. Yeah?
Say,
I don't know what happened last
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