The Paleface Page #3
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- 1948
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night, but thanks for a lovely evening.
Well, you're sure
easy to please.
Boy, I can't get over
your kisses.
Hoo-hoo!
I think I married
a mental case.
Must be a Virginia creeper.
I owe it to the little woman.
Ha!
I'm shavin' too close.
Boy, I'm certainly
a nervous wreck.
It's an arrow.
Someone had to shoot it.
Who shoots arrows? Cupid?
No, it couldn't be Cupid.
William Tell?
No, that's silly. Couldn't
be William Tell. No apple.
Indians. Yeah.
Indians.
Could be... Indians.
Indians! Oh!
Love,
let me in!
Open up! Open up!
Look, it's me!
Oh! They want to make a
pincushion out of me! Open up!
Pick up those guns and take care
of yourself. You're too young to be a widow.
Take care of myself? Look, there's a
million Indians out here against one coward!
I hope they're loaded.
I wish I was too.
I got him!
I think.
It's a cinch. Ha!
There's a pile for you. Ooh!
We was wrong about that dentist.
He's doin' some mighty fancy shootin'.
Bad bullet.
Let's keep it neat.
Don't- -
They started it.
Say, how come you got lost?
What happened?
I'll tell you what happened.
He saved the whole wagon train!
Yeah, he done it by himself. I never
saw such shootin'. Best shot in the West.
He knowed the Injuns was on your trail, and he
decoyed them away from the rest of the wagon.
I did? Oh, he's right. That's what I
did. I did that. You're a hero, son.
Yeah? You can have my rifle.
Oh, thanks, Dad. I'll knock
off a couple of Indians for you.
He's got eyes
in the back of his head.
My darling. You never said
anything about being a dead shot.
I told you I'd give you
a little information at a time.
On behalf of the wagon
You saved an awful
lot olives.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Ladies and
gentlemen, I'd like to say a few words.
Let's get out of here before them
redskins come back. Those are the words.
You lead the way, Doctor. Okay.
Nothin' to be scared of now.
You got the courage of a lion.
Aw, it's nothing. Brave men
run in my family. Hurry up!
- We're off to Buffalo Flats!
- Off to Buffalo Flats! Ya-hoo!
Off to Buffalo Flats!
Ya-hoo!
Off to Buffal- -
Our hero.
# Get a man, get a man
get a man #
# Get a man get a man get a man #
# Get a man get a man get a man #
Oh, Mr. Preston. Come in. Come in.
You come at a most inopportune
time. Boss, we got important news.
I'm sure you have.
Somehow I can always sense when
one of my associates bungles a job.
What have you messed up?
There's a new federal agent
coming in on the wagon train.
Why did you
let him through?
Stranger,
I like you.
And I like you, Red.
Pepper, there's Joe!
Next guy that messes around
my gal gets the same thing!
Wagon train's here!
Eddie, drag
the gentleman out.
What's all the excitement
out in front?
They're giving a welcome
to that guy we told you about.
All right, folks, the biggest hero
that this West has ever seen! Yes, sir.
Hooray!
Please, please, it was nothing.
Anyone could have done it.
Anyone who was strong,
courageous and a dead shot.
Is that our fearless
federal agent?
Don't let his looks fool ya.
He's a cold-blooded murderer.
Calls himself a dentist, Painless
Potter, but that's just a front.
It ain't gonna be easy. He's
got eyes in the back of his head.
But we can put him away. Pepper, do you
think you could learn to love a dentist?
A short romance? I don't
think it'd be too difficult.
I'd like to be
in his shoes.
I wonder what
the cowards are doing.
I'll be out in- -
You and your high heels.
you. Oh, no. Easy, girls.
I'm tired. I've been
fighting Indians all day.
But I may give you a moment later.
Don't give up. You're so wonderful.
And keep cheering.
What happened
to the band?
We're proud to have you as our
guest, sir. Very happy to be here.
Mr. And Mrs. Painless Potter
with baggage. Mr. And Mrs. -
Would you like a boy?
Wooo.
Oh, yes, yes.
Boy!
Yes, sir.
Boy? Will you unhitch my horses, feed
'em some hay and have some for yourself?
Thanks. I never touch
the stuff. All right.
Here you are, sir. Thank you. We're
all set. A room with running water.
They got a guy who'll run for it.
Isn't this wonderful? Painless, wait.
You don't want to leave this. I can
wave to them from the window. Come on.
You're just too modest to
understand. You're a legend now.
A hero. A man apart. We've been
apart too long. Come on, honey.
Look outside.
Once that was a forest. Then
it became a trail. Then a town.
And someday, it'll be a city.
That's what I like, progress.
And I'm not makin' any.
Someday, it'll be a city
And do you know whose statue it'll
be? The guy who invented keys.
Let's use it.
No, no.
It'll be a statue of
Painless Potter. Huh?
And under that statue,
it'll read:
"Painless Potter:"successor to Wild Bill Hickock
and Buffalo Bill Cody.
"The intrepid hero who saved
by killing
11 Indians. "
Twelve.
So you see, dear, that's why it wouldn't be
fair for me to take you away from these people...
and not give them a chance
Yeah, I guess
- hey, wait a minute. What's this all about?
Well, I might as well come clean,
Painless. Our marriage won't work.
You're a hero now.
I'm just a little nobody.
You belong to the people.
This is the end of the road.
We're through.
Through?
Say, what's goin' on here?
You and I just got together-
You might just as well face it,
Painless. It's over. That's all.
Oh.
Oh, this is great.
I give up my career. I bring
you out here on a wagon train.
Save your life
by killing 13 Indians.
Now you're gonna give me
the kiss off. Oh.
Well, you're not
the only dame.
There are a lot of other fish in the
sea and I'm going out and cast some bait.
Good-bye, Painless. That's all
right. If that's the way you feel.
I promise you one thing. You'll come
crawling back to me on your hands and knees!
Do you think I'll be there? Good-bye.
I'll show her.
A fine hero.
Through.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Uh, how'd you like a little conversation
with a hero? I'd be tickled to death.
Follow me.
You Hank Billings?
That's what the sign says.
I just came in
on the wagon train.
Before I left Fort Deerfield, I saw
a friend of yours, name of Hunter.
Jim Hunter.
Seems a shame a man like Hunter getting
killed just so you can play cagey.
Hot trip
from Fort Deerfield.
Come up
and cool off.
Where'd I put
my tobacco?
Now I know why
they sent a woman.
Yep. You know what
you're gettin' into?
You've landed smack-dab
right in the middle...
of the lowest-down skunk of a scheme
they ever smeared across the West.
Landed
feet first too.
I reckon that's how you're
gonna get carried out of it.
Just skip
the big talk.
All right, gal.
Sit down.
Somebody's runnin' guns
into the Indians.
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