The Pink Panther 2 Page #7

- Stop. I don't want to hear.

- But nothing happened.

- Nothing?

- Nothing.

- It pains me to admit, but no.

- Not even a little smoochie-woochie?

I never had a chance,

because she only has eyes for one man.

You.

Yes, you. Now please, for God's sake,

kiss her already.

Nicole, I have learned that

no man is an island.

So would you,

even though it may lead to possible injury,

marry me?

Inspector Dreyfus, thank you again

for agreeing to conduct the ceremony.

It makes everything

that much more special.

Jacques Clouseau and Nicole Durant.

Do you promise to love, honor and obey...

Wait! A wife does not

have to obey her husband.

Okay, scrap "obey." Do you promise

to love and honor each other?

- I do.

- I do.

Good! So by the powers vested in me

as Chief Inspector

of the 13th Arrondissement,

I now declare you husband and wife.

Here's to peace and harmony.

- The password?

- Hamburger!

That's not it.

- Hamburger!

- No!

- Hamburger!

- No!

They must have changed it.

Clouseau, your gadget!

Clouseau, what's the new password?

It says "low battery."

- Low battery.

- No!

No, wait. That means the battery is low.

It wants me to go online

and renew my subscription.

- For God's sake, Clouseau!

- Kenji, please take care of this.

We have a plane to catch.

- Was it beautiful?

- Very beautiful.

- Here are your glasses.

- Thanks.

Wait.

- Was my mother there?

- Yes, absolutely!

- Can't you hear her screaming?

- Not really.

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