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Synopsis: The story of Mel and Edna (Jack Lemmon and Anne Bancroft), a middle-class, middle-aged, middle-happy couple living in a Manhattan high rise apartment building. Mel loses his job, the apartment is robbed, Edna gets a job, Mel loses his mind, Edna loses her job . . . to say nothing of the more minor tribulations of nosy neighbors, helpful relatives and exact bus fares. The couple suffers indignity after indignity (some self-inflicted) and when they seem on the verge of surrender, they thumb their noses defiantly and dig the trenches for battle.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Melvin Frank
Production: Warner Home Video
  Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.8
PG
Year:
1975
98 min
2,215 Views


You were taking a nice|tranquilized walk in the park!

-Sedated, not tranquilized. l was sedated.|-l don't care if you were petrified.

l was the one that was humiliated.|Next time you be humiliated, l'll be sedated.

You're speaking to a man|who just had a nervous breakdown.

-That far away.|-l had a nervous breakdown! Don't tell me!

-Haven't you any regard for a man's illness?|-You don't sound sick now.

l'm not talking about now.|l'm talking about then.

And it was sedated, not tranquilized!|Sedated!

Well, l wish you'd get sedated again,|so you'd stop yelling at me!

Will you shut up down there,|you hoodlums!

-Hey. Hey!|-Edna! Oh, Jesus!

-Who are you calling hoodlums?|-You! And your loudmouthed husband!

Don't you call us names!

Your husband isn't half the man|my husband is!

And we haven't forgotten the water.|We remember the water!

My husband'll be home soon!

And if you don't shut up,|you'll get more of the same!

With what? Where are you gonna get|the water? Where's your water, big mouth?

Edna-- Will you get out of there?

l'm sorry, my wife didn't really--

They did it again.

Where'd they get the water?

-Where did they get it?|-People like that always have water.

They save it up so that people like us|can always get it.

Well, l think you're behaving|very well, Mel.

l think you're taking it beautifully|this time.

That shows real progress.

l think you've grown|through this experience. l really do.

You know...

...l think you really are all right.

l'm so proud of you, Mel.

Because you're better than them.

You're better than all of them.

Better in every way.

This is Roger Kelting|and the 6:00 report.

Heavy snow warnings posted|along the Eastern Seaboard tonight.

And here in New York,|a record 33 inches have been forecast.

Snowplows were ordered|on the streets.

City residents were asked|to get their shovels in a joint effort...

...to show how New Yorkers can live|and work together in a common cause.

[ENGLlSH]

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Neil Simon

Marvin Neil Simon (born July 4, 1927) credited as Neil Simon, is an American playwright, screenwriter and author. He wrote more than 30 plays and nearly the same number of movie screenplays, mostly adaptations of his plays. He has received more combined Oscar and Tony nominations than any other writer.Simon grew up in New York City during the Great Depression, with his parents' financial hardships affecting their marriage, giving him a mostly unhappy and unstable childhood. He often took refuge in movie theaters where he enjoyed watching the early comedians like Charlie Chaplin. After a few years in the Army Air Force Reserve, and after graduating from high school, he began writing comedy scripts for radio and some popular early television shows. Among them were Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows from 1950 (where he worked alongside other young writers including Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks and Selma Diamond), and The Phil Silvers Show, which ran from 1955 to 1959. He began writing his own plays beginning with Come Blow Your Horn (1961), which took him three years to complete and ran for 678 performances on Broadway. It was followed by two more successful plays, Barefoot in the Park (1963) and The Odd Couple (1965), for which he won a Tony Award. It made him a national celebrity and "the hottest new playwright on Broadway." During the 1960s to 1980s, he wrote both original screenplays and stage plays, with some films actually based on his plays. His style ranged from romantic comedy to farce to more serious dramatic comedy. Overall, he has garnered 17 Tony nominations and won three. During one season, he had four successful plays running on Broadway at the same time, and in 1983 became the only living playwright to have a New York theatre, the Neil Simon Theatre, named in his honor. more…

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