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The Prisoner of Second Avenue Page #9
- PG
- Year:
- 1975
- 98 min
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-lt'll come back on.|-l want my bath!
l want my water!|You tell them l want my bath!
-What can l do about it?|-You bang on the pipes! Bang on the pipes!
Tell them there's a woman|who needs an emergency bath!
lf l don't sit in some hot water,|l'm gonna go crazy. Now, bang!
-Be reasonable.|-l banged for you. Why won't you for me?
lt'll be all right, Edna!|lt'll be all right.
lt won't be all right!|lt won't be all right!
Why do you keep saying that?|Are you out of your mind?
Oh, Mel...
...l'm so sorry.
-Oh, God, l didn't mean that.|-lt's all right.
-Oh, please forgive me.|-Just calm down.
Gee, l don't know|what l'm saying anymore.
Oh, l have no strength left.
Nothing. l couldn't even open|my pocketbook on the bus today.
-A little boy had to help me.|-You have strength, Edna.
l have anger!
No strength.
lf anything happens to me,|who's gonna take care of us?
l will! Haven't l always|taken care of you, Edna?
-l mean, who's gonna take care of us now?|-Me.
Edna, me.
-You, Mel?|-Trust me.
Don't you believe in me anymore?
Let's leave.|Let's just give up and leave!
Let them keep their garbage and crooks|and air conditioners and jobs!
l just wanna live out|the rest of my life with you.
And see my girls grow up|healthy and happy.
And once in a while l'd like to have|some water to take a bath!
-Please, Mel, please.|-Edna, it's going to be all right.
But we're not gonna let them kick us out.|This is my city. We're gonna stay!
And you're gonna get some water,|l promise you.
Yeah?
-That's the superintendent, l'll kill him!|-You're very upset, l'll handle this.
Just relax. Why don't you sit in the tub|and wait for the water to come on, huh?
Tell him l want a whole tubful,|not just two inches! You tell him!
-Yeah.|-Tell him!
l'd like to talk to you, Mel. Now.
l'm parked in a loading zone,|1 5 minutes.
l drove in from the country, walked up|these stairs. l don't wanna get a ticket.
-So can we talk?|-Sure. Come on in.
l'd rather not. l understand how Edna feels|about me. l don't wanna cause more trouble.
ln the hallway, okay?|l'd like to talk in private. Okay?
ln the hall?
Edna, l gotta go out for a few minutes!|Are you all right?
lt's not flushing!|l can't flush the lousy toilet!
Can't flush the toilet.
How are you feeling, Mel?|Emotionally, l mean.
-ls it all right to say that?|-Emotionally? lt's a very nice word.
l brought you some apples|from the country.
Wait'll you taste these. You always|used to love apples. l remember that.
-Are you allowed to eat them now?|-Apples don't affect the mind.
-They don't?|-Sure you don't wanna talk inside?
No, no. Here is fine.
With all due respect to Edna,|she's very upset with the family.
Not true. She hasn't said one|unkind word about any of you.
The woman doesn't like me,|it's all right.
l wanted to deliver this in person.
You drove 40 miles and walked 1 4 flights|to bring me six apples, and l'm crazy?
Not just the apples.|l have something a little more substantial.
Here. This is for you and Edna.|The apples are separate.
-What's this?|-lt's the check, the money.
Go buy yourself a summer camp.
July and August, go take care|of 300 runny noses. Have a good time.
This is for $25,000.
Your sisters and l contributed equally,|50-50.
l'm telling them about it tomorrow.
Harry? Hey, Harry!
Harry! Hey, l don't understand.
l don't understand myself. Why would|anybody wanna run a summer camp?
But if that's what gives you pleasure,|good luck, God bless.
Wait a minute.
-When did Edna ask you for this?|-What's the difference?
Everybody got excited, everybody|said some things that Edna didn't mean.
-Take it.|-Keep it. Take the money, buy a camp.
Now, go upstairs.|Walk slowly or you'll get a stitch.
Please, l can't explain,|but l cannot take this money.
l am all right now.|l can stand on my own. Understand?
Why won't you let me do this for you?|Why won't you let me make you happy?
You already have by offering it.
Now, get rid of that. They see that,|you'll never make the corner.
You let everybody else take care of you.|Pearl, Edna, Pauline, everyone except me.
-Why am l always excluded from the family?|-Who knows?
l had to work when l was 1 3,|l didn't have time to be the favorite!
You wanna be the favorite?|l'll give it to you.
l'll call the girls up, say from now on,|you're the favorite.
l'm not blaming you.|lt's only natural.
When there are two brothers,|and one is out working all day...
-...the one who stays home is the favorite.|-l wasn't the favorite, l was the baby.
-You were the favorite!|-l was not!
They played with you|from morning till night!
No one could keep their hands off you!|l lived in that house 31 years!
Not once did anyone|sing me ''Happy Birthday'' !
That's not true, Harry!|You always had a party...
-...and a great big cake!|-l had parties, l had cakes.
Nobody ever sang ''Happy Birthday.''
This year, l'm gonna hire|the West Point Glee Club...
...and you're gonna hear ''Happy Birthday''|like never before.
Eleven years old,|l was wearing long pants.
When l was 1 4, l had a little mustache!
At the movies, l had to bring my birth|certificate, or they charged me adult prices!
-You were the oldest living teenager.|-Did you ever see Pearl's family album?
There are no pictures of me as a boy!|l skipped right over it!
Thousands of pictures of you.|On ponies, on bicycles, in barber chairs.
One picture of me in a 1 938 Buick.|l looked like Herbert Hoover.
l'm sorry, Harry.
l'm gonna tell you something now, Mel.|l've never told this to anybody.
l don't think you got a brain for business.|You can't handle problems.
l think you're a child, a baby,|a spoiled infant.
But as God is my judge,|many's a night l lay in bed envying you.
lsn't that something?
What l've got, you'll never have, but what|you've got, l'd like to have just once.
Just to see what it feels like|to be the favorite.
What if l gave you a big fat kiss|on the mouth?
You kiss me,|l'll break every bone in your body.
Between us, we don't have the brains|to push a button.
l love you, Harry.
Now say you love|your little baby brother.
You're not better yet. You hear me?|You're not better yet!
You're still a very sick man!
Edna!
Dear, l know you meant perfectly well...
...but l wish that--|Edna?
Edna.
l wish that in the future,|you wouldn't ask my family for $25,000...
-...without first discussing it with me.|-Don't yell at me.
-Who's yelling?|-You!
-l'm being perfectly reasonable.|-Fill my tub, then be perfectly reasonable.
-How could you beg my family for money?|-They offered money for a doctor.
l said l didn't need it for a doctor, l needed|it for a camp. l never begged anyone!
How am l gonna wash my hair?|With ginger ale?
Can't you see?|l'm all right now.
lt's humiliating for me|to ask for money.
You didn't ask them!|You weren't the one that was humiliated!
l was the one in front|of the Spanish lnquisition!
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