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The Prisoner of Second Avenue Page #8
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- 1975
- 98 min
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l'm under sedation.|lt calms me down. l feel fine.
Good. Good!
Look who's here, Mel.|Pearl and Pauline.
Hello, darling.
How are you, baby?
My mouth's a little dry. l'm under sedation.|lt quiets me down. l feel fine.
-Certainly.|-Of course, dear.
You look wonderful, Mel.
l walked home. Oh, l had a nice walk.|My mouth's a little dry, from the pills.
-Edna's getting you water, dear.|-Here you are, darling.
-Mel?|-Yes, Harry.
Mel....
-Harry wants to say something to you, Mel.|-What is it, Harry?
Nothing, Mel. Nothing.
You all seem worried.|ls someone in the family sick?
You don't look well to me, Ha--|You're working too hard!
-Don't work too hard, Harry.|-l won't.
You have to relax. Three things|l found out at the doctor's.
You have to relax, you mustn't|take the world too seriously...
...and you have to be very careful what|you say when you go out on the terrace.
This is the 4:
00 news.Police today were baffled by an unusual|incident that took place in Central Park.
During the night,|a person or persons unknown...
...took a lawnmower to Sheep's Meadow|and mowed obscene words into the grass.
Until the parks department|decides to reseed the meadow...
...or cut the rest of the grass, the area|will be roped off to children under 1 7.
Oh, God.
Yes?
God.
Oh, am l gonna get that guy, Jacoby.
l know exactly where|and when he comes in.
At the first snow l'm gonna|fill my shovel with hard, wet snow...
...and drop it all 1 4 floors right on his head.|Crease his frigging skull!
God.
-You said that.|-For $50 an hour, l'll say what l want.
-A little hostile today, aren't we?|-No, not a little, a lot. Very hostile.
l may tear your couch up.|Put it in my bill.
-You wanna talk about it?|-No, l don't.
l've been talking about it for three months.|You clean that pipe and never say a word.
My wife's out breaking her back|trying to pay for it all.
You ought to see her, she's turning herself|into an old woman just for me.
By the time l get better,|l'll be too young for her.
That's funny.|Don't you think that's funny?
-l do see some humor to it, yes.|-You do?
Then it couldn't be funny.|You're like my brother.
-He laughs at the Farmers' Almanac.|-You don't talk about him. Do you like him?
What the hell kind of a question is that?|Of course l like him. l love him! He's done--
-Why bring up my goddamn brother?|-Why ''goddamn'' if you like him?
Because l don't always like him. He can|be the dullest son of a b*tch on two feet!
Do you think he'd ever play with me|as a kid? Hell, no.
All he ever did was complain|about my report card.
''You got a C in English and a C|in history. Forgot your lunch pail, Mel.''
He wasn't my brother,|he was my father.
Hey, wait a minute, maybe....
Jesus. Maybe that's the key|to our relationship.
That l was trying to prove to Harry,|my father...
...how successful l could be without|his help. And l never fought back to him!
l never fought back to anybody, and that's|why l'm here today! lsn't that true?
-Sorry, your time is up.|-Jesus!
In sports today, the Nassau Coliseum|opened its doors and its heart...
...and will house a charity basketball game|between the Harlem Globetrotters...
...and a team made up of members|of the gay liberation movement.
The gay libbers said they did not expect|to win since their team is young...
...and have only been playing|with each other since December.
-Watch it, will you?|-Sorry, man, l didn't see you.
You saw me! Don't tell me you didn't!|Tells me he didn't see m--
My wallet.
Why, that dirty bastard got my wallet.|Hey! Somebody stop him!
All right, hand it over.
-Hand it over!|-Are you crazy, man? What do you want?
Give me the wallet,|or l'll bust your head in!
l've taken all l'm gonna take|from you guys! The wallet!
Here!
Go on, get out of here.
Get out of here before l work you over.
And tell your friends|that l'm gonna get my shoes back!
And my brown suede shoes too!|You tell them!
What happened?
l'm getting tired of being shoved around,|that's what happened.
Curb your dog, will you?|People have to walk on these streets.
-Thanks for the help, Joe.|-Mrs. Edison.
-ls Mr. Edison home?|-l didn't see him come in.
Oh, Mrs. Edison! Elevator's out.
-What?|-Something with the cables.
lt won't be fixed until about 8:00.
You mean l gotta walk up 1 4 floors?
Water's out too.
-What water? My water?|-Everyone's water.
They're working on the pipes now.|Should be on about 7:00.
You tell the superintendent|if l have to take a bath without water...
...l'm deducting it from the rent!
-You ought to live where l live.|-Never mind!
-Hiya, Joe.|-Hello, Mr. Edison.
-Mrs. Edison just went up.|-Oh, good.
And the elevator's out.
-You gotta walk up unless you wanna wait.|-For them? My lease will be up by then.
-Water's out too. No water till tonight.|-l'll pray for rain on the way up.
Hey, would you...?
You know l just walked up 1 4 flights?
You should've called me.|l'd have come and carried you.
Hey, Edna, listen.
Oh, please listen,|because l've got something to tell you.
Do you know the water's off?|They stole our water, Mel, did they tell you?
l did something today, Edna.|l did something affirmative.
For the first time in four months,|l fought back!
l fought back! Oh, they didn't get away|with it this time.
-What are you talking about?|-l was mugged!
ln broad daylight!|They got my wallet!
What's the difference,|you didn't have anything in it.
What about my pride and my dignity?|l got my self-respect.
And they didn't get the wallet, either.|l chased some punk all over the park.
He was a good 20 years younger|than me too, but l got my wallet back.
See?
Your wallet is brown.
Your wallet is brown.|This one's black.
You left yours on the dresser this morning.|This isn't your wallet, Mel.
By God, l mugged a kid.
-l mugged some poor kid in the street.|-How much did we get?
-Why did he run?|-You chased him, didn't you?
-You get chased, you run.|-Wait, l gotta return that.
No! Some of this belongs to us!|They stole enough from us!
-Everyone's gotta share its losses!|-Edna! But not that way!
Wait a minute, don't you understand?|Edna, will you be reasonable?
Don't you see the important thing?|Not the money, it's that l got angry.
l fought back!|l got my strength back!
l hope you're strong enough|for both of us. l'm out of work!
-We went out of business today!|-Who?
We did! The business that l'm in|went out of business!
They canceled a show, they lost three|accounts, they went out of business!
-They let you go?|-lf they're not staying, they don't need me!
Oh, Mel.|What's happening?
-ls the whole world going out of business?|-lt'll be all right.
l don't understand how a big business|like that could just go out of business.
lt was a big business with desks and|cabinets and beautiful pictures on the walls.
Edna, it's just a job,|it's not your whole life.
You know what l kept thinking about on|the way home? One thing. Only one thing.
A bath. A nice, hot bath.|And now the water went out of business!
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