The Producers Page #11
- PG
- Year:
- 1967
- 88 min
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DE BRIS:
(a little hysterical)
Sing a song! Just sing a song!
64.
LSD:
Here's a little thing I think
you're going to see on the charts
any day. I wrote it last night in
my sleep. It's a Hindu Zen Folk
Rock Ballad.
LSD SINGS "I'M THE VICTIM OF A MULTI-MYSTIC FREAK-OUT." THE
SONG IS GEARED TO THE AU COURANT "RAGA ROCK" BEAT. PHRASES
SUCH AS, "CONNECT WITH THE INFINITE" AND "TURN ON THE
WORLD." LORENZO FINISHES THE NUMBER.
CUT TO BIALYSTOCK, BLOOM, LIEBKIND AND DE BRIS. THEY ARE
STUNNED. BIALYSTOCK IS THE FIRST TO RECOVER.
BIALYSTOCK:
(shouting)
That's our Hitler!
LIEBKIND:
(howls of despair)
Vaaaat???
BIALYSTOCK:
(quickly)
Franz, don't you see, Hitler was a
man of his time. This is a man of
his time.
LIEBKIND:
But he has long hair!
BIALYSTOCK:
Don't look at the outside, look at
the inside. It's the inner Hitler
we're after. The young beautiful
Hitler, who danced his way to glory.
LIEBKIND:
I don't know. I don't know.
DE BRIS:
(he has been studying
LSD intensely)
Could be an exciting piece of off-
beat casting. Of course, we'd have
to do something about that coiffure.
LIEBKIND:
But he's so crazy, he's so sloppy,
he's so... so... American!
65.
BIALYSTOCK:
Franz, trust me. I promise I won't
let you down.
LIEBKIND:
All right, but remember, if you
damage the Fuhrer's reputation, I
kill you.
DISSOLVE TO MARQUEE OF BROADWAY THEATRE. MARQUEE READS:
OPENING TONIGHT - SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER. Directed by ROGER
DE BRIS.
PAN DOWN TO THEATRE ENTRANCE. THE SIDEWALK IS CHOKED WITH
OPENING NIGHTERS, ALL AGLITTER IN DIAMONDS, FURS AND ELEGANT
TUXEDOS. LUXURIOUS BLACK LIMOUSINES PULL UP TO THE CURB,
DEPOSITING THEIR RICH CONTENTS, THE MAJORITY OF WHICH ARE
LITTLE OLD LADIES.
CUT TO LOBBY. THERE IN THE MIDST OF THE SWIRLING CONFUSION
STAND BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM IN THEIR OPENING NIGHT TAILS.
BIALYSTOCK IS RESPLENDENT IN A BLACK SILK CAPE, LINED IN
CRIMSON SATIN. BLOOM'S TAILS ARE OBVIOUSLY RENTED. THEY
ARE NEAR THE TICKET TAKER. AS SOME OF THE OPENING NIGHT
"SUPPORTERS" ENTER THE THEATRE, THEY SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENTS TO
BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM. TO EACH OF THE WELL-WISHERS,
BIALYSTOCK RESPONDS WITH A SMILE AND A MUMBLE. THEY GET THE
FIRST WELL-WISHER
(a silver-haired
gentleman in his late fifties)
Good luck, Max, I hope it's a big
hit.
BIALYSTOCK:
(mumbling)
Bite your tongue.
SECOND WELL-WISHER
(a little old lady)
We're gonna do it this time, Bialy,
I just know it.
BIALYSTOCK:
I hope you lose your bloomers.
THIRD WELL-WISHER
(another old lady)
My prayers go with you, Bialy.
BIALYSTOCK:
God Forbid.
66.
CUT TO LIMOUSINE PULLING UP IN FRONT OF THEATRE. DOORMAN
OPENS DOOR, ASSISTS RICH COUPLE OUT OF CAR. LIMOUSINE PULLS
AWAY. A MOTORCYCLE WITH SIDE-CAR ROARS UP TO FRONT OF
THEATRE. AT THE HANDLEBARS, BEAUTIFULLY DECKED OUT IN
TUXEDO AND HIS EVER POPULAR GERMAN HELMET IS FRANZ LIEBKIND.
CAMERA FOLLOWS LIEBKIND AS HE ENTERS LOBBY. HE MAKES HIS
WAY THROUGH THE MILLING THRONG TOWARD BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM.
LIEBKIND:
(to Bialystock and
Bloom, very seriously)
Gentlemen, this is a very momentous
moment.
HE CLICKS HIS HEELS AND SHAKES HANDS WITH EACH OF THEM.
LIEBKIND:
(to Bloom)
Good luck.
(to Bialystock)
Good luck.
HE STARTS INTO THEATRE, STOPS, TURNS BACK TO BIALYSTOCK AND
BLOOM.
LIEBKIND:
(a mad gleam in his eye)
Tonight, New York. Tomorrow, the
world!
HE TURNS TRIUMPHANTLY AND ENTERS THE THEATRE.
OFF-CAMERA VOICE (GIRL)
Check your hat?
LIEBKIND:
(off camera)
No!!
BIALYSTOCK:
So much for Nutsy Fagin.
BLOOM:
(nudging Bialystock, whispers)
Here comes the Times Drama Critic.
BIALYSTOCK:
Watch closely, as Bialystock drives
the last nail into the coffin.
BIALYSTOCK AMBLES OVER TO THE TIMES CRITIC, WHO HAS STOPPED
67.
BIALYSTOCK:
Always delighted to see the
gentlemen of the press. There you
are, sir. Two on the aisle,
compliments of the management.
(he smiles unctuously)
DRAMA CRITIC:
(haughtily accepting tickets)
Thank you. Here, wait a minute.
There seems to be some mistake.
There's a hundred dollar bill
wrapped around these tickets.
BIALYSTOCK:
(conspiratorially)
It's no mistake. Enjoy the show.
DRAMA CRITIC:
(outraged)
Mr. Bialystock, just what do you
think you're doing?
BIALYSTOCK:
I'm bribing you. And if you play
ball, there's a lot more where that
came from.
BIALYSTOCK WINKS AND SAUNTERS OFF.
DRAMA CRITIC:
(blustering with rage)
I... I... I... How dare he! I've
never been so insulted in my life!
The gall of the man! The incredible
gall of the man! I'll fix his wagon.
THE CRITIC STALKS INTO THE THEATRE. AS HE PASSES BIALYSTOCK,
HE CONTEMPTUOUSLY FLINGS THE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TO THE
FLOOR. HE DISAPPEARS THROUGH THE DOOR.
OFF-CAMERA VOICE (GIRL)
Check your hat?
DRAMA CRITIC:
(off camera)
No!!
BIALYSTOCK REACHES DOWN, PICKS UP CRUMPLED DOLLAR BILL,
STRAIGHTENS IT OUT, PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET.
68.
BIALYSTOCK:
(grinning like a
Cheshire cat)
Heh, heh, heh. He'll kill us.
FROM INSIDE THE THEATRE, WE HEAR THE OVERTURE BEGINNING.
LIGHTS IN THE LOBBY BLINK.
BLOOM:
Come on, they've started the
overture.
BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM ENTER THE THEATRE.
CUT TO REVERSE ANGLE. BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM ENTERING DARKENED
THEATRE. THEY TAKE POSITIONS AT THE BACK OF THE HOUSE.
BLOOM EXTENDS HIS HAND TO BIALYSTOCK. HE INTENDS TO SPEAK
IN A CONFIDENT AND CONTROLLED MANNER BUT WHAT COMES OUT IS
AN HYSTERICAL SHRIEK.
BLOOM:
(casually shrieking)
Well, Max, this is it!!!
HE SCARES HIMSELF AND QUICKLY CLAPS HIS HANDS OVER HIS MOUTH.
BLOOM:
(whispers)
I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous.
BIALYSTOCK:
Relax, in two hours our worries
will be over.
CUT TO STAGE. AS THE OVERTURE IS CONCLUDED, THE CURTAIN
SLOWLY RISES. ON STAGE THERE IS A LINE OF GIRLS DRESSED IN
SEXY STORM TROOPER COSTUMES--BLACK PATENT LEATHER BOOTS, ETC.
THEIR ARMS ARE LINKED ABOUT ONE ANOTHER AS THEY DANCE AND
KICK IN RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL ROCKETTE FASHION.
STORM TROOPER CHORUS
(singing)
Germany was having trouble,
What a sad, sad story.
Needed a new leader
To restore its former glory.
Where, oh, where was he,
Who could that man be,
We looked around,
And then we found,
The man for you and me,
And now its...
69.
THE STORM TROOPER ROCKETTES PART AND FROM ABOVE THEM,
DESCENDING TWIN STAIRCASES, WE SEE TWO LINES OF BEAUTIFUL
SHOWGIRLS, HOLDING HUGE BALLOONS ABOVE THEIR HEADS. ON EACH
BALLOON IS PAINTED A PICTURE OF THE FUHRER. EVERYONE SINGS
AS THEY DESCEND.
ENTIRE CHORUS:
(singing)
"Springtime for Hitler," etc.
CUT TO AUDIENCE. NUMBER ON STAGE CONTINUES.
CLOSE-UP OF MAN AND WOMAN ON AISLE.
WOMAN (DOWAGER)
This is shocking!
CUT TO ANOTHER AREA OF AUDIENCE. ANOTHER COUPLE.
MAN (STUFFED SHIRT)
Outrageous!
CUT TO CRITIC ON THE AISLE, BIALYSTOCK'S P.O.V. HE SCOWLS
CUT TO BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM AT BACK OF THEATRE. THEY ARE
SMILING. BIALYSTOCK POINTS TO COUPLE WHO HAVE LEFT THEIR
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