The Relationtrip Page #8

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She got in my head.

She made me crazy.

No, man.

You gotta stop it with that.

What?

You didn't become this

because of her.

You were always this way.

- Buddy...

- No, Sara. We can't keep doing this.

Look, Liam, this is an

important moment in your life.

And I'm really sorry, but,

I love you, man, and

I'm gonna have to get

real with you right now.

- Okay?

- Are you... Are you gonna hit me?

What? No, I'm not gonna...

You didn't lose Eden.

You sort of

pushed her away

by acting like a psycho

all the time.

- What?

- I'm serious.

Like, you remember the time

you hid in her trunk

when she was just trying

to go to the dentist?

Yeah. Well, sure. I wanted to

make sure she got there safe.

Do you remember that other

time you ran down the street

chasing her because

she went on a run

and she forgot to say,

"I love you too"?

"Chase" is like

an aggressive word.

I feel like it's more like

I followed her at a distance.

[Sara] No, still... Bad.

Sounds bad.

It's not your fault that

Eden cheated on you.

But she did try to break up with you

like a good half a dozen times, man,

and you just didn't

let her.

You know, and I don't condone

what she did, but,

you made it tough for her

to be your girlfriend.

Yeah, you were kind of

a stalker type.

Actually, you are.

'Cause you stalk me sometimes.

Not like in a sexual way.

Okay, look...

When you love something, Liam,

you tend to Lenny it.

I "Lenny it"?

You know, it's like...

[mimicking] "I like petting

soft things, George."

"Oh, Go... Oh, God!"

Jesus, Buddy!

Too far.

Okay, so...

If it's not Eden,

then why am I like this?

- Your mom.

- It's your mom.

My mom.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I should have

put that together.

I'm sorry that I had

to say all that stuff.

But I really care about you,

and I hope that it was helpful.

I... I appreciate that.

I care about you

too, big guy.

Thanks.

You're a good man.

- Such a good friend.

- You make me a good man.

I do? Me?

Gross. All right.

I'm out of here.

- Where are you going?

- Out. I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go out.

All right.

See you later. Keep...

- Do you wanna have sex in his bed?

- Obviously.

Oh, my God.

I wanna f*** your dragon.

[Franklin] No, I don't like

the noodles there.

No, that delivery man

scares me.

Uh, no.

I don't want that.

I don't know, Bobby,

just f***ing pick something.

Whatever!

I am so sorry...

that I yelled.

Aw, I love you, boo.

[giggling]

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Okay. Bye, bye.

So you're a crazy person.

Yeah, definitely.

How does Bobby

put up with that?

It's been seven years.

I let my crazy out in

such a slow trip,

he didn't even know

it was happening.

I'll see you tomorrow.

[both] Muah!

- Love you.

- Love you!

[laughs] Bye.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- [both laugh awkwardly]

Hey.

Hi. [laughs]

I just, um...

[Beck] Yeah.

I'm sorry I'm weird

and f***ed up.

Um...

Me, too.

For my weird and

f***ed-up-ness.

Uh...

Are you hungry?

Starving.

[gentle music]

All right.

You ready?

- Cheers?

- Cheers.

- Whoa. Are you kidding me?

- What?

No, no, no, no, no.

I can't let you eat that.

What? Why?

- Look at this.

- Yeah?

What do you call this?

It's a peanut butter

and jelly sandwich.

Okay, I hate to be

the one to tell you this,

but that bite right there

is going to be a disaster.

All right. Fair, fair. But I

was like rushing, you know.

So don't make me judge my peanut

butter and jelly making skills.

You cannot rush a peanut

butter and jelly sandwich.

You were done, you know.

I wanted to get done,

so we could be done together.

Aw. That's very nice.

But, no, I'm sorry.

You're gonna have to

spread that sh*t out.

- Right now?

- It's cool. I'll wait.

- Okay. Okay.

- Okay.

Thank you

for obliging.

Thank you.

All right.

It's kind of a mess.

I'm just gonna do that.

- It's gonna be better.

- Mm-hmm. Okay.

- Good?

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Better?

- Very good.

- Cheers?

- Cheers.

Okay, it is better.

See? I know a thing or two.

["All My Life" playing]

Ooh

[woman]

Last song of the night.

[man] We're gonna hit you

with some sweetness.

[woman]

Can you feel that?

[man] Mm.

[woman] This one's for

all of you lovers out there.

[man] Here we go,

here we go, here we go.

I will never find

Another lover

Sweeter than you

Sweeter than you

And I will never find

Another lover

More precious than you

More precious than you

Girl, you are close to me

You're like my mother

Close to me

You're like my father

Close to me

You're like my sister

Close to me

You're like my brother

Brother, brother

You are the only one

My everything

And for you

This song I sing

And all my life I've prayed

for Someone like you

[woman] That's right.

And I thank God that I

That I finally found you

And all my life

I've prayed for

Someone like you

And I hope that you

Feel the same way, too

[man] Hit you with that

falsetto, girl.

Yes, I pray that

You do love me, too

I said you're all that

I'm thinking of

Ooh, I sound good

Said

I promise to never

Fall in love with a stranger

You're all I'm thinking of

I praise the Lord above

For sending me your love

I cherish every hug

I really love you

And all my life, baby, baby

I've prayed for

Someone like you

And I thank God that I

That I finally

Found you, baby

All my life

I've prayed for

Someone like you

And I hope that you

Feel the same way, too

Yes, I pray that you

Do love me

You're all that

I've ever known

When you smile, on my face

All I see is a glow

You turned my life around

You picked me up

When I was down

You're all that

I've ever known

When you smile

My face glows

You picked me up

When I was down

Say you're all that

I've ever known

When you smile

My face glows

You picked me up

When I was down

And I hope that you

Feel the same way, too

Yes, I pray that you

Do love me too

All my life, I've prayed

For someone like you

And I thank God that I

That I finally found you

And all my life

I've prayed for

Someone like you

And I hope that you

Feel the same way, too

And all my life

I've prayed for

Someone like you

[man] Yes, you.

And I thank God that I

That I finally found you

All my life

I've prayed for

Someone like you

Yes, I pray that you

Do love me, too

All my life

I've prayed for

Someone like you

[man]

This is where we get quiet.

And I thank God that I

That I finally found you

Well, all my life

I've prayed for

Someone like you

Yes, I pray that you

Do love me, too

[thunder crashing]

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