The Road Movie Page #2

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What is your name?

- Uliana.

- All right, Uliana, see you.

F*** me!

Up the wazoo.

It's cheaper in Rostov.

Signal.

Sh*t! Are you crazy?

F*** you! Go away!

Help me!

What should I do? Help me!

Go f*** yourself!

Go away, I said! F***!

Motherf***er!

F***, what to do? Sh*t!

Go f*** yourself, I told you! F***!

Leave me alone, please.

What do you want, for f***'s sake?

Help me, help me, please!

Help me! Call the police!

Oh, my Lord! Somebody help me!

Police!

What is so noisy?

Alright.

Are they going to wash it?

It won't fit, look.

Is it ours?

Whose else?

I'll ask them what the f***.

What have we come to...

Wow...

Are they making a movie?

No. Really, they drove a tank here

to wash.

Super, I also need such stuff at home.

Are you going to pass him?

Look, it's forbidden.

He's going to play a trick on me.

He's going to play a trick on you?

What? F*** off! Bugger off!

Wait. Wait.

What the f***? Open the door! Blow me!

Calm down!

What the f***?

Guys, I wanted...

What the f*** did you want?

I wanted to pass, and you too.

Open the door.

What for?

Open the f***ing door!

Hands off!

I was going to pass...

Shut up!

I was going to pass...

Ok. Stay here.

Here everything is recorded...

Call the police.

Where is my phone?

Take this one.

You saw I had turned on the blinker...

I didn't.. No, I...

Serezha, don't argue. Don't argue.

No, wait.

Serezha, don't argue.

I was passing correctly, you saw...

I did it in advance...

The sign...

Wait, I was already passing...

The blinker doesn't give you the right

to drive ahead of me.

F***, what is the number? 211, right?

Did you crash him in the back?

My back hurts. Oh, f***!

Uneven road in 200 meters.

Danger in 200 meters.

An accident in 200 meters.

Sh*t.

F***. It's over.

What a great ride.

Andrey, don't do it. Don't.

I'm scared.

Don't do it. Please.

What if he tries to pass us?

The truck will turn on the blinker.

If yes... what if the truck...

Oh God, no. Stop it.

Move into the lane, move.

Please, stop it.

Please. I'm scared.

That's enough, Andrey.

I beg you, stop it.

I'm scared, stop it.

I'm scared, stop it.

Stop it. Don't speed up. Brake.

Brake. It's moving slower than we are.

I'm scared.

Stop it.

Reduce your speed.

Man, it's not even stylish...

to wear a sombrero in the car.

F***!

We're lucky. We're fine. We're lucky.

- Stop, stop, stop.

- We're lucky.

- We're lucky.

- F***.

Stay in the car. Everything is okay.

Just some scratches.

Oh my God. What the hell is happening?

Are they alive?

Stas, Nad'ka told you yesterday

not to go to the toilet

till morning. And that's it. Stas.

No. Stas went twice.

No. You did not after she said that.

No. Why?

I went once again when you woke up.

Do you remember,

I woke you up by accident?

- I didn't sleep.

- You did.

You f***ing snored.

I passed by and you turned to me.

And I said:
"Sleep, Mom, sleep".

F***.

- Sh*t.

- Brake.

Don't go to the roadside.

They'll say it was you.

He drove away, f***.

We recorded that.

Open the door.

It's opened.

B*tches, f***.

Oh, God.

What?

Oh, the dashcam.

Did it record?

I'll kill you, a**hole.

This awful week is over.

Sh*t. How...?

I hate you, b*tch.

Let me try.

If you break it, Dima will break me.

You got to be the wise one?

Maybe the other way around.

It's recording already.

And what is it recording now?

- Everything, of course. What do you mean?

- Yeah?

I think it should be like that, right?

How did Dima do that I wonder?

I'll tell you.

These sticks hold it.

That's how it's supposed to be.

It's not right.

He took it off yesterday.

Maybe put it in there...

Not spinning, f***. The roller, probably?

No.

Yes. And do something with it.

No.

Wait. Do it like that.

Dima didn't touch anything.

It was just hanging here.

Just right. How did he do that?

Well, I don't give a sh*t.

We'll drive without the dashcam.

I'll kill you, b*tch.

122. F***.

Him again... Here he is.

Serezha, go away, please.

Go f*** yourself!

Hop off my balls, b*tch!

C'mon, Serezha. Serezha! Serezha!

I'll beat the sh*t out of you, b*tch!

Understand?

Serezha, drive away, please.

Why stay?

Got him.

Serezha, I'm scared.

He can shoot.

He won't.

Zakhar, bend down, please.

Serezha, you too.

Calm down...

Break the f***ing window.

Break it, f***.

Why the f*** are you standing,

motherf***er?

Pull out the f***ing keys!

There is a huge dog.

Kill the engine.

Shoot the f***ing dog and that's it.

Serezha, bend down. Zakhar, bend down.

Shoot the dog.

Drive away, Serezha, please.

The second police car...!

There is another one. Drive away, Serezha.

Ok, get out.

Why did you get out?

Should we block...

Guys, I have a kid in the car.

Could you please let me pass?

Shoot the dog and that's it.

Let us drive away. The kid.

Shoot the dog and that's it.

And now they can block him.

Thank goodness!

Look, f***ing cows are running.

Be careful.

Oh f***.

What the f***. He saw cows.

Why was he riding so fast?

- He was flying.

- Why was he?

Let's go. I don't give a sh*t about him.

The cow is alive.

This guy also drove too fast.

They're from the 16th district. Sh*t.

F***, they feel freedom here, bastards.

They have too many speed limits

in their district.

But walking cows is fine?

Yes.

Oh, f***, bacon, bread...

Oh, f*** me!

Well, Leha, you said that, f***...

Holy f***, you have it up the wazoo...

Let's cut it...

We cut it and shitfaced...

And finally we brought him home...

Completely shitfaced...

We drank a lot...

We brought him to Popova 14...

This f***ing address...

To Raisa Viacheslavovna, f***...

F***, we've arrived...

Holy sh*t balls!

- We are sailing.

- F*** me.

Where are we sailing to?

F***, to the shore.

Straight ahead.

Don't twist the wheel!

Here he is.

Sh*t. Is he stoned?

Insane.

Is he going to fall on the road?

Right.

Oh, f***, oh, motherf***er.

He's alive.

It's so scary.

I want to ask him,

was it your first attempt?

Oh, God.

Do you have a mobile phone?

- Yes.

- I broke my leg.

I broke my leg.

Oh it hurts.

How are you?

Call someone.

Whom?

I don't know.

Call Yashka, he'll call some service.

- So much smoke.

- Move to the center.

Where are we? Oh, f***!

Oh, you've driven to the side.

Go this way. To the left, to the left.

Move on. The center is here, near me.

To the left.

Stop.

We are driving in the center now.

What a nightmare!

There is a car ahead.

Motherf***er! Oh, Lord!

Oh, dear! Oh, Lord!

Oh, f***! It's so hot!

Go ahead! Go!

Follow him, faster.

Oh, Lord, what a nightmare.

We got away. Oh, such a hell.

Yeah, it was really scary.

My eyes hurt so badly.

You can show the dashcam video

to your wife later.

I shot a lot

with the mobile phone already.

Oh, Lord, there is a clear road.

He had only one headlight.

I have no idea how he drove.

Nothing was f***ing visible.

There is another car following us.

I told you about this road turn.

Oh, finally! The fire squad.

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