The Road Movie Page #3

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It will spit out its 4 tons of water

and that's it.

Where is he going? Turn away.

He doesn't know yet.

Oh f***ing hell, a bear.

F***ing great.

That's just what I needed.

F***. It shitted on the road.

F*** you, b*tch!

F***, it's the 75th radio.

There is somebody darting there.

Yeah, I see. Stop him.

Don't. Sit down.

It's disconnected, right?

Easy-easy-easy.

Stop the car!

Transmit.

Attention mobile patrols

and special patrols!

We are chasing the red car 839

along Staraya Zareka.

It's driving away at high speed

violating the traffic rules.

I'll kill the bastard.

Has the car stopped?

No. He is driving on Lenin Avenue.

To the Kremlin along Lenin Avenue.

Watch out, he is driving

in the oncoming traffic lane.

I'll kill you, b*tch.

Careful, he can brake suddenly.

Don't be so close.

Don't turn off.

We are coming to the hill.

We are coming out to the Kremlin

from the one-way road.

Stop the car, I said.

Ok, we are going up now.

Tell them he'll go either

to the right or uphill.

He'll go to the right or uphill;

we don't know.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

He is going uphill.

Guys, be careful. He is driving

in the oncoming traffic lane.

Guys, throw something at him.

He doesn't stop.

Do you have something to throw?

Tell them he is coming.

According to the director of

the National Energy Security Fund,

Konstantin Simonov,

it will be very difficult

to switch to payments in rubles

with Western partners.

Oh, there is a duck. We'll take it.

It's probably alive.

Daddy, please, don't...

What? It's almost dead.

Don't...

Well, it won't survive.

We need a bag.

Don't hit it.

I won't.

Daddy, will you show it to us?

Why did it fly so low?

Yes. Alright. Or the powder.

And more vitamins and minerals.

It's worth it.

And proper feeding.

More milk means more health.

That's it. I mean, it can be cured.

Look, they have guns.

So, good luck. Goodbye.

What are these n*ggers doing?

Hooligans! And Russians sit still.

Whom should we call?

Did they rob them

or just beat them up?

- She came to Ekaterinburg...

- And what?

And we should show her our city.

Three days is not too much.

I don't know.

We could just take a walk.

Look. What the f***?

The guy has stolen sausages.

F***ing unbelievable.

All the sausages fell out. Sh*t.

What the f***?

Should we help catch him?

Hello, good morning.

Good morning.

What the f*** are you doing?

Why are you blinking?

What the f*** are you doing?

F*** you, a**hole.

...classical psychology...

...gave up on her... and the unconscious

dominates in sublimation...

...His are not clear... He proclaimed it.

...we never speak about it.

There are a lot of cannibals.

Remember Kurmangaliev? He escaped

from prison, they never caught him...

Yes. And don't forget

the president of Uganda.

Of course. Either we speak, and it's what

democracy, liberalism is for,

or we start to tell crazy wild stories.

Everyone will discuss them. We need

more education in our country.

We're a very ignorant nation.

The things you're saying are awful.

Let's get back to cannibals.

Listen, Michael,

I need a psychologist who can explain

why there were 400 candidates...

And why one of them

fought hard to be eaten?

It was his decision.

He made a great effort.

Hello.

Hello, Nikolay.

I want to add that in 1932-33

whole cities were in that situation.

And Lenin said:
"When people start to eat

their children by the Volga",

then we'll finally win in Russia."

Wait. It's absolutely different.

We're discussing healthy,

self-sufficient people who argue...

...have serious disputes...

It's done for pleasure and not because

people have turned into beasts.

That's why I'm looking for a psychologist.

Our phone number is 7373948.

I need a psychologist who can say

it's a common thing.

You just don't know.

But it is in our textbooks.

I've already managed to fight.

With a skibby. On the bridge.

I beat the sh*t out of him.

F***ing a**hole.

He cut me off on the road.

I blinked to him.

He stopped and started to

get on my nerves.

He started to push me.

I hit him 3 times.

Guys came to stop us.

This a**hole was not fighting,

just pushing.

F*** him.

What the f***?

Look, look.

There are cars behind.

F***. I hope it doesn't turn over.

Motherf***er.

Keep right, to the curb.

Turn on the blinker.

Brake.

Ok.

Brake, motherf***er!

Dumb ass.

Brake!

Congratulations...

I messed up.

...will work in the stores of Moscow,

Podmoskovje, Petersburg and Sochi...

British doctors have cured

an HIV positive patient.

The Independent says,

it's only a single case.

But the doctors are optimistic.

It's a combination

of anti-retro viral therapy

that inhibits the disease,

and the medicine,

killing the virus in inactive cells.

Now there are 50 people

under this treatment.

What the f*** was that?

Can you follow him please?

I left my bags there. It's a taxi.

I beg you. F***ing f*ggot.

All my money, documents are there.

F***.

It's okay.

Thanks a lot. You just can't imagine...

Don't cry. Don't worry.

I'm not worrying. Just...

Relax. What happened?

Where're you from? Where're you going?

Is it cold? Are you freezing?

No.

Your voice is trembling. Don't worry.

It's awful. I can't imagine

what would happen without your help...

- I'm Pasha.

- I'm Dasha.

Nice to meet you.

Well...

It's an amazing meeting.

We're at the gas station.

We'll start in a moment, we're the last.

Yes. I'm with Nikita...

Stupid b*tch.

She's crazy.

No means f***ing no. Okay.

Why don't you say "Roma, I need it.

For such a price, it will do no harm..."

Attention. There may be

a police patrol ahead.

I hate these kind of a**holes.

When I try passing him,

he starts to b*tch around.

Are you on the fifth gear?

F***ing b*tch.

I told you.

F***. Why are there such a**holes?

And now he'll slow down.

He wants you to start passing again.

F***ing b*tch. A**hole.

Talking sh*t...

External power is off.

It's okay. It's okay.

Guys, can you help us to turn it?

We are f***ing done.

F***ing awful!

Have you caught the curb?

Yeah, we have.

Alright guys, good luck.

F***ing good luck. Motherf***er.

Oh, f***, Zhen'ka-Zhen'ka. Oh, boy!

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