The Romantics Page #5
But I'm not.
- I'm not OK.
- You chose this.
No! No, you can't!
You're actually a lot of fun.
- Thanks?
- Yeah. No. Really.
- You're hilarious.
- Your surprise is disturbing.
Well, dude, you just
seem like a freaking...
...about to have a nervous breakdown
half the time.
Take a shot.
I'm marrying Jake, for Chrissakes.
That's true.
- It just got hot in here.
- Wait, cheers me.
Cheers you.
Hey, this stuff is strong.
What did you say you put in it, again?
I just crushed up
some of my old Lithium.
- No.
- Just joking!
Hey, hey, hey! What was that?
- What?
- I heard something.
Right!
OK, there's no Tom here.
- Yes, there's not.
- So, there goes your theory.
I still say he's in Lila's room.
- Why does everyone seem so happy?
- They're not.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I mean, Laura's depressed,
pretending to be happy.
Yeah.
Weesie's a mess, she pretends
to have her sh*t together.
Pete is a screw-up,
pretending to be a success.
And what about you?
I'm, like, a miserable bastard
who's pretending to give a sh*t.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- You had me fooled.
- Well, good.
And what am I?
Well, at least you're honest.
- Laura? You're late!
- It's me.
- What are you doing here?
- We need to talk.
- Honey, I'm superstitious!
- Please, just let me in.
What's the matter?
Did something happen?
You're having a
pre-wedding panic attack?
Don't patronize me, OK?
- Lila, I love you.
- I love you, too.
Yeah, but why?
'Cause you're smart.
And charming and handsome.
And you make me feel safe and happy.
And, when I'm with you,
even the most tedious things
are fun and exciting.
And you're a very good kisser.
- Thank you.
- It's true.
Why do you love me?
That's the thing. I don't...
- I don't know.
- I'm sorry. What?
I'm so confused right now, I...
- You're not doing this now.
- Why not now?
- lsn't now better than later?
- OK.
I'll tell you why you love me.
Because you need me.
- We're so different.
- Yes, we are.
And when you're not behaving
like a total freak,
it's what makes us work.
- OK, you're patronizing me again.
- No, I'm not.
Why is emotion some kind of
It is if you indulge in it all the time.
Don't you think I want to freak out?
Don't you think I want to lose my sh*t?
Why do you get to be the one
that drinks too much,
that says scandalous things,
that has wild mood swings?
Has it ever occurred to you
that those are freedoms
afforded to you by me?
Has it ever occurred to you that
my emotions are just as intense?
I just work harder to control them.
But why? You don't have to.
I wish that you would lose it more.
Who? Who should I lose it to?
My mom? My brother? You?
Take a look around you, Tom.
Somebody's gotta keep their cool.
I just... I need you to hold it
together for another 1 2 hours.
- Can you do that for me?
- Yeah, I think so.
OK.
Now go find Pete and Jake
and have a good talk before
you cause us any more bad luck.
OK.
William, wake up. I'm in a panic.
What's wrong?
It's going to rain.
- Augusta, come on.
- William, will you wake up?
I'm up.
Who do you think helped
sculpt the ice penis...
I did. I did. I...
- Get out of town.
- I designed it.
Listen, the wildest thing
that you've ever done...
I designed it.
...is roll down your window
on the drive up here.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Is that a challenge?
- And what if it is?
I'll race you to the front porch.
F*** that. Buck naked.
- Weesie. I like this.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Let's do it.
- It's a new you.
- Now we're talking.
- Take it off.
You know, I haven't done anything
worthwhile since I was 1 8.
What'd you do when you were 1 8?
Cheated on my SATs and got into Yale.
Yeah, I was headed for greatness.
- Now I'm just headed for a breakdown.
- Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah. No, now is where you say,
''You know what, Trip?
You're a great actress.''
And I say, ''You know what?
Your novel is gonna change the world.''
Oh, yeah? You know what, Trip?
Great actress.
And your novel is gonna...
We don't really have to do this.
Yeah, let's not.
Funny idea, though.
You're not getting off that easy.
I'm alive!
- Oh, sh*t, let go. Let's get out.
- What? Wait!
Minnow?
No, no, no, no.
- Minnow!
- Look what I did, accidentally.
OK, OK, calm down. Calm down.
She's probably gonna come up here
in the morning.
I'm thinking.
OK. OK. OK.
This is what we're gonna do.
OK.
I'm gonna go downstairs.
And when you hear me
go into Lila's room,
you're gonna make a break for it.
And we are gonna
deal with this tomorrow.
Start counting.
One, two, three...
- Laura, Trip, you're late!
- Just me.
- You said you'd be here at midnight.
- Yeah, I know.
I'm so sorry.
Where is everyone?
We all had so much to drink,
I doubt anyone's still standing.
Dude!
I just... I guess we'll never get
your alternative lifestyle, dude.
- What's up, dude?
- What's up, man?
Hey, you want a sweater
or something?
I ain't a for-real cowboy,
but I am one hell of a stud.
Here you go, sir.
Hey, is this cashmere?
I'm so sorry.
It's fine.
Where's Laura?
God, I don't know where she is.
Actually, I saw her go
into the house about an hour ago.
So she said she was going to sleep.
What is up with the toga situation?
Don't ask.
What? It's...
- I couldn't find my...
- Dress?
It's... How are you?
- Any luck?
- No. You?
- No.
- This is bad.
I'm sure Chip and Laura
found him by now.
Yeah, if they're even still together.
Lila's gonna kill us.
We should tell her.
No, we should not tell her
That would be an appropriate response,
don't you think?
Why are you trying to cover your butt?
I'm not trying to cover my butt.
I did nothing wrong.
You guys, you guys,
just give him a few more hours.
There's no point in getting Lila
worked up if we can avoid it.
Exactly my point.
All right. Everybody in favor
of telling Lila?
No.
Everybody in favor of not telling Lila.
Fine. Let's just wait until it's light.
- OK.
- OK.
- All right.
- OK.
''Forlorn.
The very word is like a bell
tolling me back from thee
to my sole self.
Adieu.
The fancy cannot cheat so well
as she is famed to do, deceiving elf.
Adieu, adieu, thy plaintive anthem
fades past the near meadows,
over the still stream, up the hillside
and now 'tis buried deep
in the next valley glades.
Was it a vision or a waking dream?
Fled is that music.
Do I wake or do I sleep?''
Look, there's Lo.
- Hey.
- Have you seen him?
Us, either.
We're gonna tell Lila right now.
- Wait.
- What is it? Where were you last night?
- Where were you last night?
- Oh, my God. You were with him.
- Trip, leave her alone.
- No, she was.
Why do you think that?
We don't have time for this
right now. Let's go.
Come on.
Minnow!
Look what she did.
Oh, darling, that's...
That's... We have enough time.
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