The Sandlot Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1993
- 101 min
- 10,645 Views
Move back. Move back.
- Okay, I got him. I got him.
- Come on up, Wendy.
Everybody move back.
Move back. Roll him over.
Never mind! Never mind!
- Come on, Squints.
- [Exhaling Forcefully]
- Come on, Squints.
- Come on!
- Squints!
- [Exhaling Forcefully]
- Come on, Squints. Squints.
- Come on, Squints. Come on.
- Wake up.
- Come on, breathe, would you?
Come on, Squints!
You can do it! Pull through, bud!
- Come on, man! Come on!
- Yeah, yeah. He looks pretty crappy.
Squints! Come on, man.
Oh, God, he looks
like a dead fish.
[Boys]
What?
- [Muffled Grunt]
- [Screams] Little pervert!
- Oh, man, he's in deep sh*t.
- And stay out!
Oh, hey, here's your glasses.
Did you plan that?
Of course I did.
I been planning it for years.
You guys, he planned that!
He knew what he was doing!
Michael "Squints"Palledorous
walked a little taller that day.
We had to tip our hats to him.
He was lucky she hadn't
beat the crap out of him.
We wouldn't have blamed her.
What he'd done was sneaky,
rotten and low... and cool.
would've ever in a million years...
even for a million dollars had the guts
to put the move on the lifeguard.
He did.
He had kissed a woman,
and he had kissed her long
and good.
We got banned from the pool
forever that day.
after that,
from her tower,
- right over at Squints...
- and smiled.
[Boys Laughing, Chattering]
- [Knocking]
- Get your glove and come on.
- What's the big deal?
- Night game. Come on. Come on.
- Mom, I'm going out!
- [Fireworks Whistling]
[Scotty Narrating]
There was only one night game a year.
- Guys, wait up!
- On the 4th of July...
the whole sky would brighten up
with fireworks,
giving us just enough light
for a game.
We played our best then
because, I guess, we all felt
like the big leaguers...
under the lights
of some great stadium.
Benny felt like that
all the time.
We all knew he was gonna go on
because every time we stopped
to watch the sky on those nights
like regular kids,
he was there to call us back.
You see, for us,
baseball was a game.
But for
Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez,
baseball was life.
- [Boys Shouting]
- Okay, hit it!
- Yeah, yeah, come on, Benny.
- [Fireworks Whistling, Crackling]
- Man!
[Boys Shouting]
[Boys Shouting]
- Come on! Hurry up!
- First!
Run!
Back off!
Yeah, yeah!
- Get him! Get him!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
- Come on! Hurry up!
- Go, Benny!
- [Groaning]
- Oh, damn!
Oh, no!
It's easy when you play with a bunch
of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
- Shut your mouth, Phillips.
- What'd you say, crap face?
I said you shouldn't even
be allowed to touch a baseball.
Except for Rodriguez,
you're all an insult to the game.
Come on! We'll take you on
right here, right now!
- Come on!
- [All Shouting In Agreement]
We play on a real diamond, Porter.
You ain't good enough to lick
the dirt off our cleats.
- Watch it, jerk.
- Shut up, idiot!
- Moron!
- Scab eater!
- Butt sniffer!
- Pus licker!
- Fart smeller!
- [Sniffing] Ah!
You eat dog crap
for breakfast, geek.
You mix your Wheaties
with your mama's toe jam!
[All]
Yeah!
You bob for apples in the toilet
and you like it.
- Ooh.
- You play ball like a girl!
[Laughing]
- What did you say?
- You heard me.
Tomorrow.
Noon. At our field.
Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Count on it,
pee-drinking crap face!
[All]
Yeah!
Let's go!
[Chattering]
We're gonna kick
their butts tomorrow.
Yeah!
- Good job.
- Jerks.
Play ball!
Hurry up, batter.
and I gotta get home for lunch.
[Snickers]
That's one.
You know, if I had a dog
as ugly as you,
I'd shave his butt
and tell him to walk backwards.
The heater.
Here it comes.
I dare you.
Strike three.
You're out.
Hey, is that your sister
out there in left field, naked?
- She's naked.
- Shut up, Porter!
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm just trying to have
a little friendly conversation.
Come on. You think
she'd go out with me?
Come on.
Show me your stuff.
- Let's see what you got.
- Hey, batter, batter, batter!
- Take him out!
- [Boys Shouting]
- Come on!
- Bring it in!
- Oh! Beat ya.
- [Shouting Continues]
Throw it to third!
[Scotty Narrating]
We were all walking on air that night.
It had been a solid victory.
In fact, we beat the crap
out of those guys.
So we all went to celebrate.
And we did
the stupidest thing...
any of us had ever done.
- Hey, guys, it's all on me tonight.
- [All Shouting]
Thanks, Benny!
Nine tickets, please.
- Hey, Benny.
- Thanks.
- Hey, Benny.
- Benny.
- Come on, you guys!
- What about me? Thanks.
Aw, crap!
I almost forgot!
- What?
- What?
Chaw! I was saving it
for a good time.
- What is it?
- Big Chief.
[Sniffing]
The best!
Jeez, Smalls. I suppose you don't
even know who The Babe is either.
It's plug. Wad.
Chewing tobacco.
- 'Baccy, man.
- What do you do with it?
You're killing me, Smalls.
- Chew it, of course. Yes.
- You do?
Yeah, sure, man.
All the pros do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Gives you tons of energy.
- Let's dip. Let's dip.
- You got it, guys.
Come on. I want some.
- Mm. Mm.
- Mm.
- The best.
- Let's ride!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
% % ['50s Rock]
Mm!
% % [Continues]
- Yeah-hah!
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
- Squints, this is the best!
Wow! Yeah! Whoo!
All right!
Yeah!
[Moaning]
Blech!
[Moaning Continues]
[Moans]
- [Vomiting]
- [Vomiting]
- [Vomiting]
- [Women Screaming]
[Screaming]
- [Belching]
[Belches]
Oh, that feels better.
I'll be back in an hour.
I'm gonna take your dad to the airport.
Oh, okay.
Honey, are you feeling all right?
You look kind of pale.
- I'm fine, Mom.
- You sure?
- I'm fine, really.
- All right.
Listen, Scott.
While I'm gone, you're the man
of the house. Understand?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Where are you going?
- Chicago.
On business for a week.
- We'll take another stab at catch
when I get back, all right?
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Take care of things for me.
- Okay.
- All right?
- I will.
Okay. Be a good boy.
- I will.
- Okay.
[Scotty Narrating] A couple days after
we all got over acting like big shots,
we swore off the hard stuff forever
and just stuck to Bazooka.
But the day we all got back
together for some baseball...
was the day I got us into
the biggest pickle of all time,
and it all started with an omen.
Oh, man.
I don't believe it.
- Bitchin'.
- [Benny] Nah, it ain't.
Come on. Maybe two or three
guys in history...
ever busted the guts out of a ball.
- Must be an omen.
- All's it means is that
we can't play no more.
It's only 12:
00, and I just ruinedthe whole day for us.
No, you didn't. That's the most
amazing thing I ever saw.
- Yeah.
- [Benny] Anybody got any money?
- [All] No.
- Then it ain't okay, 'cause
now we can't play no more.
Yeah, we can.
What, you got 98 extra cents
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