The Sex Addict Page #7

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Just throw it in there...

Yeah, try that.

Try that.

Yeah, yeah, going down.

Hah, get it?

- Yeah.

- All right. Close your eyes

it... no, oh, my god.

Oh god, no.

- Oh, god, I can't.

- God, you are so...

Hey, we can't leave.

When Rex walks out of there,

he's gonna be going through

a lot of guilt

and we need to make sure

that we're here for him.

Oh, my god.

Rex, Rex.

Cigarette out on his nuts.

Hey, Suzanna.

Uh, Suzanna.

Come on, time to wake up.

I think he's been asleep

for a while.

Rise and shine.

Rise and shine, come on.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Those sedatives must have been

extra strong.

Come on.

Oh, thank god,

it was just a bad dream.

- Yeah.

- Are you sure about that?

Well, I hate to be the bearer

of bad news, but...

Look under your sheets.

Why does my dick look

like don Cheadle?

Calm down, Rex. Rex, so sorry.

I need you to calm down.

It's easy for you to say,

have you seen his nostrils?

We brought you some flowers.

And a card from the rest

of the team.

With the...

Just the flowers and stuff.

Oh, what's Diego doing here?

He's I.T.

You're the one who made

the discovery.

What... what discovery you guys

are talking about?

Well, Rex, while you have been

gone, the servers went down,

and me being

the I.T. Guy and all,

I made a little investigation

and I traced the cause

back to your computer.

Oh, okay, so...

Look, what he's trying to say is

we found the hardcore

pornography on your hard drive.

That's some really

disturbing sh*t, man.

Stuff we didn't even

know existed.

Speak for yourself.

I can hear everything

you're saying.

Rex, you're fired.

Just give him the papers.

I'm fired? How am I

supposed to pay my bills?

- He's in the hospital bed.

- My rent?

Maybe you should've

thought of that before

you downloaded "gangbang

b*tches 8" on your computer.

How about don't be

so sensitive, Dennis?

Just 'cause your wife

got gangbanged

by a bunch of f***ing Slovenians

doesn't mean we all have to

walk on eggshells for you.

- Why do you know that?

- They were Czechoslovakian.

- They were Czech.

- And you know what?

I'm not gonna discuss that

here with you, now.

Look, you're fired.

Just sign the goddamn papers.

I'm not signing sh*t.

That's just the folder.

Take that.

Okay, I want

my severance package

before I sign sh*t, Dennis.

Brat, you're not getting

a severance package.

- F*** you, Dennis.

- Yeah, f*** you.

- F*** your wife, too.

- Yeah, everybody else did.

Leave my f***ing balloons.

And f*** you, Victoria.

You're nothing but a paid snitch

sitting in human resources.

That is true. I love my job.

Eazy-e would've been

displeased of you.

- Yeah.

- Can you take this?

Out of my face, all of you.

Great job and choice of porn.

Why are you petting me?

Why is everyone touching me?

Sorry. Sorry.

Rex, I didn't mean it.

I watch porn, too.

And I f***ed his wife, too.

She's a whore.

- I love you, man.

- I like you, Diego.

I like your mustache.

You're good with me.

- Thanks, man. -Let's reach

out on Facebook, okay?

Yeah, I'll poke you on there.

How... how does

your penis feel right now?

I mean, I guess I don't

feel anything, doctor.

- It's good. -Mmm, you'd

better get used to it.

- Wait, what? -What's

that supposed to mean?

Well, evidence suggests

that it isn't temporary,

it's permanent.

What? You mean I can never

feel my penis again?

I'm afraid not. The burns, they

were just too significant.

I mean, the whole outer

layer was gone.

- It was gone before this.

- Oh.

Well, you can have sex,

but not in the same way.

What kind of sex

can I have, doctor?

Please tell me I can have sex.

Tell me I can have sex.

I wanna have sex again, doctor.

You can have sex again.

- I can?

- Sure.

You can have all the oral sex,

you can perform all the oral sex

you want with any woman

that you want or men.

- Listen, I have to run now.

- Husbands do it all the time.

Don't make that face.

Ew, what is that?

This could be a good thing.

You know, like...

You're, like, gonna be

the giver, you know.

I don't wanna be the giver,

I wanna be the getter.

You can't always get, Rex.

Listen, I can, like,

try to verbalize it

and tell you what would be

appropriate and it's really...

Well, it's complicated,

there's a lot of moving parts

Listen, it's...

Okay, what...

No!

What...

Doc...

Doctor, this thing...

Unplugged and...

I think it's important.

Okay.

I'm doing okay?

Let me grab your keys.

What's this?

What is that?

It's an eviction notice.

For what? Did you not

pay your rent?

I was in the hospital

the whole time.

I couldn't pay my rent.

30 days of notice

to vacate the rental unit?

What the hell?

I'm gonna be homeless.

I'm gonna be homeless. This is the

American dream everyone's talking about?

- Hey, hey, hey.

- I fell, okay, on hard times.

I just need a little bit of time

to get back on my feet.

They're kicking me out.

Come on, we're gonna

figure this out.

This is bullshit.

Come on.

Stupid notice.

Okay.

All right.

You got it?

Come on.

- There you go. -I have to

learn to be independent

and work my arm muscles.

All right.

- What's this?

- What's what?

You're into tentacle sex, too?

That's not a thing.

It is a thing.

You spent time in the orient,

didn't you?

It was in Asia, and I did.

See, that's how

you learned about it.

See?

You got the hat too.

Wait, I need to wear the hat.

- If I give you the hat...

- Give me the hat!

- I need the hat. Hat, me!

- Don't speak to me like that.

Me, hat!

- Okay.

- Thank you.

Please be careful with that.

You got a little lord Raiden

up in here, huh?

- I don't know who that is.

- Thunder god.

Sure. Um, I'm gonna use

the bathroom.

- You okay? You want me

to take these? -Yes.

Thank you. You hear me?

Thank you.

Can you keep an eye on him,

please?

- Okay. Unpack.

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna go 'cause I wanna go.

- Yeah.

We don't take too kindly

to your kind around here.

Get.

Remind me I need to buy

toilet paper later.

What are you doing?

Why are you throwing stuff?

Suzanna, how's it been

since Rex moved in?

It's been good, surprisingly.

Um, he's had a much more

positive outlook.

He's been really

settling in nicely,

I think he's really trying

to open up his mind

and really accept and allow

as opposed to just seeing

things his way.

- Just gonna...

- What are you doing?

You don't need these reminders.

They're adding character

to the apartment.

- You're torturing yourself.

- They smell nice.

- No.

- What the hell?

Just his outlook on life,

positivity,

really focusing on, you know,

the inside,

not as much as the exterior.

For so long he was...

Just so focused on his libido.

- What are you doing?

- Homework.

What kind?

The kind that's due tomorrow.

- What are you doing?

- Right there.

- Put that down.

- Open. "Ah." Say "ah!"

Rex, I'm trying...

I'm not saying "ah."

I'm not at the dentist.

Put that down.

- "Ah."

- Stop it. Stop it.

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