The Sex Addict Page #8

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Okay, that's enough of that.

- "Ah." Where are you going?

- Gosh, stop.

Away.

Why?

You know, I'm really excited

about what we're doing.

I think that people

are really gonna see

another side to sex addiction

that they don't see.

We're covering ground that

has not been covered before.

We're Louis and Clarking

sex addiction

I'm really, really excited.

Dude, I will shove my fist

through your a**hole.

It'll come out of your mouth,

then I'll stick my arm over

a hot flame and slow-roast you

before feeding you

to your own f***ing children.

Learn how to f***ing

play the game!

God.

Hold on.

Rex, I wanna hear

your breath of fire.

Oh, you're hearing

my breath, all right.

Okay. Ready?

People who are in wheelchairs

can't play soccer.

You insensitive b*tch.

Rex!

Keep going, all right?

You're doing real good.

Good.

Real good.

Wake up.

Wake up.

I got nothing.

Done.

Rex, where are you going?

Hey!

Pick up your f***ing phone.

Sorry.

Hello?

Really?

You think that you might

be able to... cure him?

I mean, I don't know...

He's not around right now.

Get out of here.

Um, I can try to talk

to him and see

if these are even options

that he wants to consider.

The nerve endings

in my cock are gone.

The nerve endings

in my cock are gone!

Rex! Oh, my god,

Rex, come on.

- Let me die. Let me die. -Get over here.

No, this is ridiculous, get up here.

- Rex, get up here. -Let go.

It doesn't work anymore.

- My legs.

- Give me your hand.

- Let me die.

- Rex.

- I don't deserve dignity.

- Look at me.

Oh, my god. Look at me.

Roll over. Jesus.

God, Jack, you're so brave.

You're stupid, rose.

You're stupid.

Why did you do it, rose?

You don't think.

You don't think 'cause you're

a stupid b*tch, rose.

Are you okay, Rex?

Are you crying?

Ah!

- Hey, what's going on?

- Hey.

Nothing.

Making dinner.

Stop it. I'm trying to cook.

Get out of here.

- What are you making?

- I'm making a tortilla soup.

- My mom used to make it all the time.

It's really good. -Yum.

That's good.

- Can you throw them in there please?

- Sure.

Thank you.

All right.

- Good?

- Hello?

Yeah.

Hi, doctor, yeah.

Okay... yo, Rex,

it's the doctor.

The doctor is on

the phone for you.

You need to tell him just

to call back later.

We're gonna do dinner now.

I'll be a minute.

- Hello? -Maybe it's

something important.

Yeah, something important.

Surprised to hear from you.

- Smells good.

- Yeah.

So, what's up?

- Interesting.

- You're what?

- I don't know what they're talking about.

- What's wrong with you?

- You can't give him the phone.

- Why can't I give him...

Because he can't talk

to the doctor right now.

- Why not?

- Because...

What's going on?

He said there might be

a way to fix it.

But I don't think he should

take that chance right now.

- But I mean, that's good news, isn't it?

- It's not good news.

It's experimental

and it's a bad idea.

He's not in the mindset to do

anything like this right now.

I don't know, I think this

is something that he wants.

No, I don't... maybe

it's something he wants,

but it's not something

that he should get right now.

He is fragile.

He is teetering.

I mean, I guess, but...

- Hey, guys.

- What's up, Rex?

The doctor has been trying

to leave messages for me.

And I've been wanting to talk to

you about it, but I thought...

You've been deleting

my voicemails?

- I think that maybe...

- Seriously?

- Rex... please...

- Suzanna.

F***.

You make bad decisions

when you think.

And you're mean when you're mad.

You know why?

Because you're keeping

medical information

away from me.

My cock, the most important

thing in my life,

and you're keeping

information away from me.

And you're being ridiculous.

The doctor has been

trying to get to me.

- I don't give a f***...

- That's malpractice.

It's not malpractice.

No, it's not.

You're being a child right now.

I'm trying to do

what's best for you

and you're not

even paying attention.

All these books, Suzanna.

All these books and for what?

- And for what?

- To read, Rex.

Does this make you smart?

- Stop it! Stop it!

- Does this make you smart?

Does it make you f***ing smart?

- Stop!

- No, you're just stupid.

- Oh, really?

- You're stupid just like rose.

- What? Who is rose?

- You're stupid.

You have red hair just like her.

Are you serious? We're gonna

reference "Titanic" right now?

Screw you. My doctor's trying

to get in touch with me

and you f***ing delete

my voicemail?

- And this is how you react.

- Absolutely! It's my cock.

Thank you for proving my point.

You can't handle

this information right now.

What are you doing? Stop it.

What the f*** are you doing

out of the chair?

Dude, get out of my f***ing

face with that camera.

- Seriously, dude.

- You can't walk right now.

What are you do...

Rex, listen to me.

Stop walking away from me.

My cock burned,

not my legs, idiot.

- I'm not an idiot.

- Okay?

Well, then you're an idiot

for not figuring it out by now

there could've been something

they could've done.

Yeah, 'cause somebody was going through

my phone and deleting my voicemails.

Because you're not an adult

and you can't handle it.

Don't put your hand on

my face like that. Really?

God, you're such

a f***ing child.

F***.

Get the f***ing

camera away from me.

I think that I was an idiot.

And I...

I shouldn't have lied

to him and...

I just...

I didn't think that

he would change and he did

and I...

The integrity of the research

has been compromised,

and we can no longer move

forward with the dissertation.

Do you miss him?

I want... I wanna say

I don't miss him.

But I do.

Hi, friends.

You may remember me.

I'm Theodore.

Remember me

from the coffee shop?

That's right, I think you do.

Yep, just got done spending

a long part of my life

wasting it away on that guy Rex.

Yeah, four months

I served as an intern

for that f***ing choad.

But it's okay.

'Cause when I saw Suzanna

filming him for the first time,

I thought...

"What an opportunity.

This is my moment.

I'm gonna be okay."

She was doing what I've been

wanting to do my entire life.

Do documentaries.

And we found

the perfect subject.

You, Rex.

You screwed me over big time.

It's not gonna happen anymore.

'Cause I'm coming after you.

With footage of you, of course.

And it's gonna be good

'cause I'm gonna use you

to ruin you,

on you.

It's probably gonna be

one of the worst things

you've ever gone through.

You made me suffer

for a really long time.

It's implanted in my head.

It's because I had

to watch hours

of you f***ing

over and over again,

and sometimes

in your p.O.V. Shots,

you didn't even

have a chick there.

You just held the camera,

staring down for hours.

And it was all brown

like the Sahara desert,

and it went on for miles,

and I can't get it out.

I had to look at your dick

time and time again,

but no more.

If any d*cks are coming out,

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