The Sex Addict Page #9

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it's gonna be mine.

You're gonna get f***ed

hard, Rex.

So, enjoy the time

you have left,

because you're gonna pay up.

You're gonna pay up big.

That f***ing airplane.

But it's okay.

So I'm coming for you, Rex.

She thinks she can just

give up on me?

Mm-hmm, that's not how we play

this filmmaking game.

I've got to be the best film

documentarian

on the planet earth.

But what do I do about motives?

What kind of motives?

I don't know.

I'll think of something.

Su... Suzanna.

- Hey, how's it going?

- Hey.

- Fine.

- What happened?

- What are you talking about?

- With the dissertation.

We're not doing

the dissertation anymore.

- Why not?

- Because... it got compromised.

Is it... is it

a money issue?

- No.

- Tuition?

I'll pay.

You don't have any money,

Theodore.

How much time do you have left?

I don't know.

A month and a half?

We have time.

Let's you and me...

Let's team up

and let's finish this.

What are we gonna do it on?

Documentary on you.

We're not gonna talk about this.

It's so fancy, it's in a box.

The logistics...

Who was using it in store?

Jesus.

Ow! Seriously? Why?

Literally head to head.

Ooh!

You stay out there.

How do men out there

get their women

to have anal sex with them?

I don't know 'cause

men have not been successful

- in convincing me to do it.

- Really?

Yeah, I'm not really into

putting things in my butt

other than like a colonic tube.

Because on porn sets

when the girls to do anal,

a lot of times the girls don't

eat for, like, 24 hours,

- sure.

- They use an enema,

and then they do it.

In real life, most likely,

if you guys just choose to do it

the woman might've

ate some food,

and next think you know

she's gonna poop on you.

That's why I date bulimics.

Oh, that's a good idea.

That works.

Hey, sister?

I really like your anal beads.

Excuse me.

Yeah, how many can you fit it?

That's...

Is everyone else seeing

this sh*t?

Hey, ladies, how're you doing?

- Good, how are you?

- Just praising Jesus.

- Oh.

- You know, that's what I do.

- You guys love Jesus too?

- We do.

That's amazing. I was just looking at

his work in here and this is like,

"wow, this guy's done

some amazing work!"

- It's very deep.

- It is, very deep.

- He's our savior.

- I like Isaiah, 37:20.

- Yeah, um... -Did you grow

the beard to look like him?

I... exactly.

Exactly...

Do you like my beard?

I do, it's a good look.

Look, I think we should

go back to my place

and we should praise

Jesus together

and drink some wine.

Jesus turned

water to wine, so...

We can praise him here.

Yeah, but we don't have wine

here, unfortunately.

You know, they don't have

the license for it in here.

What do you guys think?

Do you wanna get some wine

and, you know,

sing some hymns together?

- Okay. We love to sing.

- Yeah? You're down for it?

- Amazing. Awesome. I'm not far from here.

- Okay, good.

What a beautiful home!

I am really blown

away right now.

Can't believe he scored this.

Ah, looks like

he has some company.

- Rex! -Hey, what's up, man?

How are ya?

- I'm good. -Girls, yeah. Yeah, here,

girls, you wanna keep yourselves busy?

I like the shovel to the back

of the head really.

- It's kinda my thing.

- Yeah, it is a style.

Not funny, just real.

Hey, man, how's it going?

- It's going good.

- Good, good, good, good.

- What's happening? -You know, the usual.

Just getting some footage.

- How do you like my house? -I think

it is beautiful. Good for you.

I appreciate that.

I worked hard for it.

Six bedrooms. I bet you have

the biggest one, right?

Yeah, man. Take a look

at the garage, dude.

And the coolest.

Hold on. Wait, you're living

in the garage?

Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong

with that?

Oh, you know

I'm into the weird sh*t,

the freaky sh*t.

We got... we got...

We got job ads, you know

I gotta be looking for a job,

we got coupons right there,

so...

We got some... some... some

gasoline right there,

you know, we got a shovel.

We got... everything's...

That we need for

a good sexual time,

that's great, man, that's great.

- You're gonna stick around for

a couple of minutes? -Maybe.

I'll be quick, I'm not gonna

wear a condom this time.

So let me do my thing with them,

'cause this needs

to be fed right here,

and I'll check you

in a couple of minutes.

Let me do my thing.

You stay back over there.

Okay.

- All right, man, good luck!

- Yeah, thanks.

Wishing you the best.

Rex keeps telling me to eat this

pineapple but I'm not...

Oh, wait, we're live.

We're live.

- Uh-oh.

- We just did all that.

You're gonna leave me right now?

- He did something wrong.

- We cuddle at least?

- Come on.

- Get a life.

Come on, let's watch some

"O'Reilly factor."

What?

What's that?

It's a news program.

- What?

- And they're leaving.

Can i... can i...

Let me get in here.

- Memories.

- Great footage.

- Hashtag loser.

- Yep, he is a loser.

That's perfect.

Hashtag loser?

Whatever, man.

I don't feel good.

Rex?

Okay, so here we are at

Suzanna's apartment.

Trying to finish

her dissertation.

She actually thinks

I'm gonna try and help her.

But it's not gonna happen.

Do I have time?

No. I do,

but I'm not gonna do it,

I have my own intentions.

I don't got time for this.

Suzanna?

Is she home?

What's going on?

Suzanna?

Oh, what is this?

What is this?

Is that a horse?

What the hell?

What is she...?

Oh.

Wait a minute.

What's going on down there?

That feels funny.

What is happening?

What is she doing?

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!

The problem is he's

ambivalent about changing.

- Right.

Yeah, he's not

a bit fan of change.

Right. And so, um...

It's gonna be very tough

and I think community support

and a specialist working

with him...

- can maybe overcome his resistance.

- -Okay.

Okay, so I don't really agree

with my choice to come down here

and actually try

and help Rex out.

But I hear he's in trouble.

I don't know if he's okay.

I guess I kinda care. I don't

really care but I kinda care,

so, we'll just see what

we come... up with.

What in the world is he doing?

Rex?

Where are your clothes?

They're suffocating me.

I'm suffocating.

I feel like a gazelle, though.

Feel like a gazelle,

feel like a gazelle.

Look at these strides.

Are you all right?

The world, man.

Where's Suzanna?

- I... -I don't want the

rest of the girls.

I don't want them.

Get in the car.

Rex, you need to get in the car.

Watch out, watch out.

What happened?

Oh, dear.

Ah. You... you...

F***ing b*tch.

What?

- I'm sorry.

- Sorry?

Control yourself.

Something seems different

about you today, though.

- Yeah.

- Is it your hair?

- No.

- No?

No, Rex.

You got that Rihanna

thing going.

- Rex.

- What?

Rex, I'm in a f***ing

motorized wheelchair.

That's it!

That's right.

You ran over my foot.

I don't wanna pick that up.

Don't you wanna know

what happened?

Yeah, what happened?

I was in the heat of

the moment with a client.

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