The Sex Addict Page #10

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Things got romantic.

You know how they do.

Can I touch myself?

- Stop touching yourself. I'm serious!

- All right, fine.

We were doing a standing 69

against the wall

and he climaxed.

My client climaxed and

I got dropped on my neck.

- Ah!

- Yeah.

I mean, he gave me a nice bonus

for it but, you know,

here I am, I'm paralyzed.

- You're paralyzed.

- Obviously.

My god.

I need to...

I need to sit.

Rex.

I can't keep carrying on the way

I'm carrying on, Theodore.

If this happened to you,

this could happen to me.

I have to change my ways.

I have to look at

the man in the mirror.

We've gotta go, Theodore.

We've gotta stop this madness.

We've got to stop the madness.

What madness?

- This.

- Rex, I'm worried about you.

I'm worried about you.

You're the one that can't walk.

Don't worry about me.

Oh, yeah, run away

like you always do.

Ah!

I'm stuck.

I'm pretty sure this is illegal,

but Rex doesn't seem to care.

Like, ugh!

Theodore, just stay in the

corner and stay quiet, okay?

We don't want to offend

these people.

Go over there.

Hey, is this sexaholics

anonymous, guys, anyone?

Hey.

Sexaholics anonymous, anyone?

I'm gonna to rape you all.

I'm so sorry I'm late, guys,

I was watching beheading videos

from the latest terrorist cell

in the middle east.

You know what they say.

Mo-hammed, mo-problems, right?

We have a new addition

to the group today.

Your name, newbie?

- Rex. You can call me Rex.

- Have a seat, Rex.

Thanks, it's what Rosa parks

probably would've wanted, right?

Okay, let's start.

Who wants to share? Tinya?

Hi, I'm Tinya and I am really

into ass play.

F***, I just love sticking

sh*t up my ass.

Well, my name is Scott

and I guess my addiction

is masturbation.

My name is James

and I'm a sexter.

Your days are going to sh*t.

You just need a good fist up

your fart hole to keep going.

I remember having this really

bad addiction to sand paper.

I couldn't masturbate

without sand paper.

I pretended that I was a girl

a lot of times,

lesbian, you know, really

got into that sort of thing.

My mom wore my anal beads

around her neck.

And, you know, I still haven't

told her that that happened.

And of course,

I finished off myself

because I can't come

unless I masturbate.

Maybe if they had sex emojis,

you know, blojies or something.

F***, that would be

f***ing cool.

Rex, Rex, Rex, Rex.

Rex, Rex, Rex, Rex, Rex.

- You don't trust this yet.

- No, not at all.

I'm sorry. I know it's hard

when you wanna change,

you really do, but something's

keeping your guard up

and you can't allow

the love and acceptance in.

- Would it help if I shared my story?

- Not at all, no.

- I was 26, and...

- Please, don't...

A student, young, idealistic,

protesting the war.

It was just an abstraction

until the unspeakable horrors

of the men and women

returning with missing arms,

legs and even feet.

I don't know, I guess

I just developed

an affinity for amputees...

And arousal.

This is getting weird.

I'll be honest with you.

Don't judge me.

- I'm not judging you.

- We were in the circle of trust.

I'm not in the circle of trust,

I just got here, okay?

I'm sorry.

My point is, every day

is a challenge.

Okay, I'm not gonna

lie to you and say

that I'm cured

of my addictions, I'm not.

Just last week, I hooked up with

this delicious little filly

and I had her in a

And she was doing something

magical to me

because I lost all control

of my muscles

and I dropped that poor

girl on her head

and I guess now she can't move,

or walk or something like that

for the rest of her life.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait.

Was her name Trudy?

Yeah. How do you know?

- That's my friend, dude.

- Oh!

You paralyzed my f***ing friend.

Ah, you associate

with a cripple?

She wasn't a cripple before

you paralyzed her, you a**hole.

- You watch your tone with me.

- I'm not watching sh*t.

You watch your tone

with me, mister.

You watch your tone with me.

You watch your tone with me.

Don't let go.

I'm gonna come.

Rex!

Are you okay?

Oh, there's wetness in my pants.

Ah, how'd you find me?

That's the man who paralyzed me.

- What?

- What are you gonna do about it?

You can't even walk!

Oh, my god.

You all are so dysfunctional.

This is gonna be great

footage for my film.

Your film? You're supposed to be

helping me with my dissertation.

Yeah? So?

Wait, you lied to her?

Yeah, I did and

I lied to you too, Rex.

I thought we had something

great going.

- What are you talking about, man?

- We have nothing great.

How many women

have you slept with?

How man orifices

have you gone into?

That's not important.

Theodore, I don't know

the number to that, okay?

What I know is that I'm here,

I'm trying to fix myself.

Now it's my moment.

- My revenge, my time.

- Where's Jerome?

- Oh, hell no.

- Go after him.

- Eat my dust, suckers!

- We're never gonna catch up.

Not through yet.

What are you gonna do with that?

The only thing I can do.

Throw it.

Man, that really

knocked him out.

The black ones always do.

Where'd you even get this thing?

I've been doing some exploring

of myself lately.

What?

Good for you, girl.

That makes us even, Theodore,

you know that, right?

- I guess that's fine.

- Not me.

I never signed a release

for you to use my image.

You can't use me in your film.

What do you want?

I still have a dissertation

to complete.

Despite his many downfalls,

the subject has a remarkable

ability, much to my surprise,

to remain resilient.

And although he stays guarded,

his pursuit of the truth

allows him to confront his past.

His name is Rex

and he's a sex addict.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- How'd it go?

- Good.

- Yeah? -Really good.

They really liked it.

- That's great news. -Yeah, I got

Theodore to let me use his footage.

That's... you know, we really

pushed him to do that.

- And I'm really glad that we did.

- Yeah, me too.

Um...

- Can you shut the door?

- Sure. I'm okay with that.

Okay, open your mouth.

Wider.

- Oh, god. -Oh, god! I think

I shouldn't do that.

It was weird, right?

Of course I got ahead of myself.

I'm not meant for this stuff.

I tried to... I'm talking too much.

I'm sorry.

- No, I like the cut of your jib.

- Yeah?

Yeah, no, it really did it for me.

I like it.

- Okay.

- I like what you're doing.

- Baby steps. -We're gonna

make something out of this.

- All right.

- Yeah.

We're gonna make something

out of this.

Hi, where do I sit?

I'll show you.

I love you.

Where is she?

Jesus Christ.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Dressed for the occasion, I see.

- Shut up.

How was graduation?

Whew.

Overrated.

Not to mention

the student loans.

Hey, listen, we need

to talk about last night.

What about last night?

Rex, you can't have sex

with me when I'm sleeping.

So it's my fault

you wanna be lazy.

I have to have sex.

It's not my fault you wanna

be lazy and go to sleep.

I'm not lazy.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered together here

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