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Dark Horse
Todd Solondz
2011
[electric volts] Hi, I'm kid sister and I'm stackin' money drinkin' all night got you feelin' right, better get your right hand high yo, girl,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dark Victory
Casey Robinson
1939
Hello there, is this the house? I've been trying to get you. Michael, do you realize it's 5:30 in the morning? - Who is it, Agatha? - That Mic...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Steven Soderbergh
1989
1 EXT. HIGHWAY -- DAY GRAHAM DALTON, twenty-nine, drives his '69 Cutlass while smoking a cigarette. On...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Dark Corner
Jay Dratler
1946
- Galt in? - He's in the building someplace. He'll be right back. May I help you? Lieutenant Reeves. Maybe you can help me, if you know anythi...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
xXx: Return of Xander Cage
Rich Wilkes
2017
You know how I came up with the idea for the Triple-X program? Skateboards and swimming pools. Skateboards used to be stuck on the ground. Adol...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark
Trevor Noah
2017
Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. What's happening, New York? Yeah! Oh, this is amazing. Thank you for coming out. We're gonna have fun tonight. Welcome t...Rate it:

(4.14 / 7 votes)
God Sex and Truth
P. Jaya Kumar
2018
WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 6 votes)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Ehren Kruger
2011
Lovingly and VERY difficultly cooked by Bakemstr We were once a peaceful race of intelligent mechanical beings. But then came the war. Between...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Batman: The Dark Knight
Bob Kane
2008
Three of a kind. Let's do this. That's it? Three guys? Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty. Six shares. Don't ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX
Will Ryder
2012
Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
One Dark Night
Tom McLoughlin
1982
1 - Thank you, thank you. No, no. Please, please, don't, don't. (screaming horrifically) (suspenseful music) - [Captain Lewis] This is Capta...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Sex Guaranteed
Brad Barnes
2017
1 [country music playing] [man] Let's go. [woman] Oh, you're jumping? That's a good jump. Get the ball, sweetie. Get it. Get the ball! You w...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof
Unknown
2011
I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Super Dark Times
Ben Collins
2017
[heavy breathing] [muttering indistinctly] [moose breathes heavily] Don't let anyone see. Let's do this, motherfucker. Come on. [upbeat rock ...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
XXX
Rich Wilkes
2002
FADE IN: EXT. PRAGUE - NIGHT On a hill above the city is an old CATHEDRAL. The night is spooky, with harsh shadows playing across the cobblestone...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Thor: The Dark World
Christopher Yost
2013
1 ODIN: Long before the birth of light, there was darkness. And from that darkness came the Dark Elves. Millennia ago, the most ruthless of t...Rate it:

(3.60 / 5 votes)
The Dark Knight Rises
Jonathan Nolan
2012
BLACK SCREEN. GORDON (V.O) Harvey Dent was needed. He was everything Gotham has been crying out for. H...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Sex Tape
Kate Angelo
2014
1 Do you remember the first time your husband saw you naked? Do you remember what it felt like? Do you remember what he felt like? - Holy moth...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2009
N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
The Dark Knight
Jonathan Nolan
2008
BLACK SCREEN. GORDON (V.O) Harvey Dent was needed. He was everything Gotham has been crying out for. H...Rate it:

(3.10 / 10 votes)
Dark Shadows
Seth Grahame-Smith
2012
Liverpool 1760 It is said that blood is thicker than water It is what defined us, bind us curses us Come on, Barnabas For some learn the mean ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 4 votes)
The Dark Crystal
David Odell
1982
1 Another world... ...another time... ...in the age of wonder. A thousand years ago, this land was green and good... ...until the Crystal cra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
Dark City
Alex Proyas
1998
INT. OPENING MONTAGE OVER BLACK a low rumble increases in volume. FADE UP: A GLOVED HAND wraps around a bulky scissor-switch, t...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2010
Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

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