The Shaggy Dog Page #9

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Don't you morons realize

I can make us all immortal?

Animals don't even understand

what's goin' on!

Don't tell me they don't understand.

Animals understand. I know different.

Yeah, you know. [chuckles]

This isn't over.

We got so much in common.

Let's stay in touch, huh? [growls]

Ooh! Are we goin' outside?

[Chuckles]

I owe you an apology.

You got this one right, after all.

Thank you, Ken.

I don't even wanna know

how that car got here.

[Chimpanzee hooting]

- Would...?

- [Dave] All right, boss,

I want you to set up a trust fund

to help my animal friends there.

- Keep 'em off the highway.

- [Ken] Absolutely.

After today, ace, you're

a shoo-in to get elected DA.

- [Chuckles]

- Take your kudos.

I have some more

important people to talk to.

- I'll see ya.

- Dave, congratulations on the case.

Thank you very much.

No, thank... You know what?

I will have a prepared statement

from my office. Thank you all.

[Barking]

- Hey.

- Mm.

You made a great dog, Dad.

But you're gonna make

an even better DA.

Carly, it means the world to me

to hear you say that.

It really does.

Josh, listen.

[Sighs] It took the eyes

of a dog for me to see

that I made it hard

for you to tell the truth.

The truth is, son, whatever you love

I'm gonna love and support too.

Thanks, Dad.

[Laughing] Hey.

Brace yourself for the old dog

in your new man.

Yeah. Get out that new bikini.

We are goin'... to Oahu.

Mm, Oahu. I love you.

I love you too.

Just like I promised.

Hey, you guys, check it out!

- What's that?

- [Gasps]

Will you look at that.

[ The Beach Boys: Surfin' USA]

- [Barking]

- [Dave] Look at that.

Hey, folks, that is

a 300-year-old dog shootin' a curl.

Attaboy!

[Barking, howling]

Oh, I wish he didn't have

to go back to Tibet.

Yeah.

[Josh] Hey, Dad! Catch!

Oh! Oh, oh, oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I got it!

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