The Sitter Page #7
life, so what does that tell you?
That tells me
you're pretty messed up.
I have seen Devil Wears Prada
about 19 times,
but that's because
it's a good movie.
It's a good flick.
Devil Wears P. You ever seen it?
D Wears P?
I think, like, once.
I don't really remember it though.
Nothing's wrong with you.
You're normal.
Just super gay.
You're a dick.
Yes, that's true.
Enough of the pills, all right?
Okay.
You know,
deep down, I think
I always kind of knew.
But don't tell
anybody yet, okay?
I won't. I won't.
What do you think
lam, an a**hole?
Yeah, sort of.
Come on, Ricky Martin,
let's get out of here.
That's an example.
Hey, Slater, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Hey! That's Mom's car!
Are you sure?
All right.
Let's go! Let's go!
Rodrigos jacket
must be in there!
This is my kind of club.
- Let's just go home.
- No.
All right? I have a half-hour
to get to this party,
pay off Karl,
pick my girlfriend up
off the floor,
get you kids home,
and be home in time for my mom to
tell me how awesome her night was.
I'm not gonna let some bullshit
car thief f*** this up for me.
Hey.
What's happening, my man?
How you doing, man?
You know, this ain't
no place for no kids.
These aren't kids,
these are little people.
This woman's 48 years old.
Her children have children.
Hi. I'm a grandma.
All right.
What's your name, baby?
They call me Soul, Soul Baby.
Soul Baby?
Keep it in control, baby.
I hear you, baby.
My name's
Noah J-Bird.
Noah J-Bird.
Oh, you like to fly.
I fly, baby.
Fly, fly, fly away, baby.
In the clouds, no frowns.
All right, now, that's
what I'm talking about.
Tears, no fears, man.
Is that right?
Respect it, don't neglect it.
All right. That's what I'm
talking about, baby. My brother.
Treat it, don't beat it, my man.
All right, baby.
You're a badass motherf***er.
Hey.
God, man.
What's up, white boy?
I'm here for my minivan.
What's up?
Get out of here.
What, are you stalking me now?
You're stealing my car?
I'm serious.
Give me the keys.
Look, homey, we got beef.
You understand that?
Just give me the keys.
Step back, homey!
This ain't where you belong!
All right, you're going
to listen to me, okay?
You're right, I threw up in
your grandmother's ashes.
Hell, yeah, you did.
It was an accident.
F***ed up.
I apologize from
the bottom of my heart.
I have been stuck babysitting
these three kids.
I was talked into buying
cocaine for my girlfriend,
who I realize is not
even my girlfriend.
She's just a girl
who occasionally
lets me stick
my face in her crotch
- and who's mean to me all the time.
- Okay?
And this time, making her happy
is probably
gonna get me killed.
You're acting all gangster, stealing
cars, hanging out with thugs.
Well, you know what?
A few years ago we went to the
same lame-ass high school.
The point is, you and I
are two f***ed-up kids
meeting on the playground.
I came here for my motherfucking
keys to my motherfucking minivan,
and that's what's up!
Is that supposed to be
a threat, little man?
I ain't giving you sh*t.
It's not a threat.
I'm going to put both my
hands behind my back,
and you get one punch to my
face as hard as you want.
I can punch you in the face?
You deserve to
punch me in the face.
Go on, baby.
Punch him in the face.
My face
Noah, don't!
What?
Oh!
B*tch.
Noah!
I f***ing love you right now.
You killed my babysitter!
Noah?
That was bad.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh, sh*t. I'm all right!
I'm okay!
She won this round, right?
Oh, sh*t.
She punched my face, but it's cool!
It's all good.
Looks like we're even.
Guess you ain't the little p*ssy
you used to be. Huh, Noah?
Nope, I'm a whole
different p*ssy now.
All right, boy. Respect.
Unlock it. What's inside?
Oh, sh*t, it's a bomb.
Hell, yeah. I feel that.
Let that debris
fall across your face, girl.
Look here, little homey.
I like your style, you dig?
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
You stand up for yours,
and I can respect that.
If we ever need a crazy-ass white
boy to roll with us one day
and get punched in the face by
motherfuckers, I'm-a call you.
Know what I mean?
Yeah, man.
Yo, listen. Listen.
Let me holler at you for a second.
I just wanna let you know,
I just want to throw a monster
shout-out back at you, my man.
Monster shout-out
back at me, right?
I don't understand
what the f*** that is,
but it sound good, though.
It's all good, baby.
All right, brother.
Peace to you.
I f***ing love you, dawg.
Noah, are you all right?
I feel so cool right now.
This place is cool.
I honestly might start DJ-ing here.
I don't know.
Okay, that's all right,
but do you really think that this is
an appropriate place to bring kids?
I don't know. Look, Rodrigo's over
there chatting up some prostitutes.
And Blithe's doing the Riverdance
over in the bowling alley.
Honestly,
this is the first time
I've seen them
having any kind of fun,
so what the hell?
You know what that is?
What is that?
Just me being cool.
Playing it cool.
No big deal.
You're crazy.
You're crazy
slash beautiful. Whatever.
So, did you drive here?
No, I took a cab.
Maybe you should
take my dad's car,
because I can't drive
both of them anyways.
Are you serious?
Yeah, it'd actually
really help me out.
Okay. How are
you gonna find me?
Do you have a phone?
Okay. See you.
Yeah.
Just kidding.
Here, this is my phone number,
and then you can call me.
Okay.
I'll call you.
Hey, uh,
why did you say something to me
when you saw me earlier?
I feel like
you kind of ignored me
all freshman year.
I don't know. I thought you
and seemed really sweet.
I guess I was kind of nervous
to talk to you back then.
You were nervous to talk to me?
Yeah.
My phone's ringing.
Sh*t, it's my girlfriend.
I'm sorry. I have to take this.
Girlfriend.
Yeah.
Hello?
All right. See you later.
Call me about the car.
Yeah.
Noah.
Listen to me You need
to leave that party right now.
Noah, this party is breathtaking,
Breathtaking?
Marisa, listen to me.
You need to listen to me.
You have been jerking me around all night.
And you wanna know what?
It's disrespectful and it's lame.
Just, if Karl and Julio show
up, stay away from them.
They're dangerous.
They're not dangerous.
You're being an idiot.
I'm very close.
I'm coming for you, Marisa, okay?
Okay
Oh, sh*t.
I can't decide if
this is funny or not.
It's not funny at all.
How you doing tonight, my man?
Do you have any idea
why I stopped you?
No.
You ran a red light
and you're not
wearing your seat belt.
All right, why don't you
step out of the car, pal?
Do me a favor.
Put your hands on the trunk.
Easy, cowboy.
What's this?
It's a luchador action figure.
Luchadors, I love these guys.
Look at this.
Frank, what's in there?
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