The Snake and Mongoose Chronicles: Episode 1 Page #4
- Year:
- 2011
- 4 min
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Okay, man.
Hell, you're the talker.
Talk to 'em.
I already did.
How the hell did you manage that?
My stepfather.
Joe? Joe doesn't
even like you, man.
Yeah, well,
they want to see me again,
with you, the Mongoose and Snake.
That's what this is.
You want Snake to come in
and close the deal for you?
- Okay.
- That's just fine, buddy.
Let's do that. Set it up.
I already did.
I'll pick you up at 9:00
tomorrow morning.
All right, man.
And, Don, wear something sharp.
Still can't believe
you're wearing that.
Shh. Man, I'm cool.
Sometimes you got to show
a little class, Don.
Yeah, you're all class, Tom.
Yes? Can I help you?
Yeah, we're here to see Art Spear.
You must be Mr. McEwen
and Mr. "Produm."
Prudhomme.
- Follow me, gentlemen.
- Laugh it up.
Thanks, Betty.
Thank you.
- Nice to see you again, Tom.
- Hey, Art. Hi.
So you must be
the Snake part of the equation.
- Is that right?
- Don Prudhomme.
The Mongoose and Snake...
that's what the fans call us.
Right. Sit down.
Tell me again, Tom.
How can we all work together?
Hot Wheels.
Now, you hype them
as the fastest cars on Earth.
Yes, and we're actually doing
very well with them.
Ah, Larry.
Gentlemen, this is Larry Wood,
our Hot Wheels design guy.
Larry, this is...
- Mongoose and Snake.
- Hey, hey.
You know these guys?
Oh, sure. Sure.
See, what if you could combine
the fastest toy cars on Earth
with the fastest
real cars on Earth?
And you can do this?
Mr. Spear, we are this.
Take a look here.
Brought some photos here for you.
Now, see here.
These are the animals.
- Right.
This is me here and Don, okay?
Larry, are these guys for real?
Snake's won
the U.S. Nationals twice.
Yeah. That's the Super Bowl
of drag racing.
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
Oh, for the past four years,
Don and I have been
the hottest ticket
in what is the fastest-growing
sport in America.
Without even trying,
we pack the stands every weekend,
either together or separately.
What you have in your office right
here is the biggest draw in racing.
Now, together, as a team,
sponsored by Mattel Hot Wheels,
driving cars with the Hot Wheels
logo big and bold on the sides,
well, hell, we're
200-mile-per-hour billboards.
Drag racing attracts more kids
than any other kind of auto racing,
more than stock cars or sprints,
hell, more than the Indy 500.
Why? Because we're fast.
And we're flashy
with fiery burnouts.
Hell, instant winners.
Kids can walk the pits,
meet the drivers.
- You know, hell, we're...
- Accessible?
You're damn right we're accessible.
We are in real life
what Hot Wheels is in miniature.
- And there's TV coverage, right?
- For the big events.
So our logo gets across the finish line
first in front of millions of viewers?
- Damn right it does.
- Well, we can't guarantee
one of us will win every time.
It'd be better if you did.
How much funding do you think
you'd need to pull this off?
Oh...
100 grand should be enough
to build two funny cars,
record-setting cars, of course.
Funny cars?
Oh, there it is.
- Yeah.
- Very cool.
- That's it right there.
- Look, guys.
Oh.
Well, trophies are fine,
but I'm looking for branding.
I want every kid in America
to buy Hot Wheels.
Not just to know the brand,
but to love it,
like...
well, like Barbie.
Mr. Spear, you put these
cartoon characters on the cars,
and you watch the kids go nuts.
The more I think about this...
the more I like it.
So he just keeps a Barbie
sitting in his desk like that?
I guess so.
But, brother, we're about
to become a team, the team.
Well, what do you think
about Wildlife Racing as a name?
I mean, you're the Snake.
I'm the Mongoose.
- Kind of makes sense, right?
- Wildlife Racing.
Hell, the way you drive,
I guess that does make sense.
Very funny.
- Whoo-ee!
- Let's get 'em buttoned up, boys.
- Watch the merchandise.
- This is the real deal here, Donny.
Chop-chop. Let's get out of here.
All right,
let's line up real quickly.
Let's go, guys. Don. Don.
Tommy, let's go.
Spear wants a photograph.
- Let's line it up.
- Hey, lose the cigarette.
Now that Coke's a sponsor,
they want one too.
- Ready for this? Look good.
- Here we go.
- Right this way, girls.
- Shake my hand.
Look pretty. Here we go. Smile.
Don, smile.
- Hey, baby.
- Hey, Mike, is that big voice
we hear at the track
your real voice?
- You mean this one?
- Yeah, that one.
No. Actually,
this is my real voice,
you little whippersnapper.
You like it?
- You're so bad.
- Yes, I am.
- Buddy, you're right.
- "Super Stock," huh?
Oh, look at that.
We're on the cover.
Oh, look at that.
Your name's first.
It's 'cause I'm prettier.
Ah, hell, come on.
You said you didn't care
about any of that anyway.
- Yeah, I didn't.
- Uh-huh.
Will you two stop arguing?
Here, Don. Make yourself useful.
Uh..
Hey, Don, can't wait to see
your new Hot Wheels cars.
Are they going to be
the same as the big cars?
Oh, yeah, buddy.
They're going to be identical,
just a little smaller.
- Ready?
- Ooh!
Scared me.
Hey, baby.
- Where are the boys?
- At your mom's.
I thought they wanted
to see me off.
We need to talk.
What? I kind of thought
we already did.
Me being alone with the kids,
it's not working.
I need you at home, Torn.
Well, I can't make
a living at home.
Yes, you can.
You just don't want to.
Now wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You knew who I was when we met.
Baby...
we are finally getting
everything we always wanted.
This is everything
you wanted, Torn.
This is your dream, not mine.
I... I'm just not cut out for it.
What about us?
The kids?
They'll visit when they can,
and you can see them
when you're in town.
Good-bye, Tom.
Hey, Tommy!
Get the show on the road.
You all right?
Ah, I will be when I beat
your ass in Bakersfield.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
See the new Hot Wheels team...
Tom "The Mongoose" McEwen
take on the two-time
U.S. Nationals champion
Don "The Snake" Prudhomme in a
best-of-three all-out match race.
You've seen the stunning pictures
of their red and yellow haulers
and their hot, new funny cars.
Now see them actually race these
beauties for the first time ever,
live and in color at the
world-famous Famoso Raceway.
Don't miss it.
Come out to Famoso Raceway
this weekend
and prepare to be amazed
as their nitro-burning funny cars
go roaring down the tracks
at over 200 miles an hour.
You okay driving that, Don?
Yeah, you feeling good?
Pull that thing
on the other side, will you?
All right, thanks.
Hey, you boys got enough room?
- Yeah, it looks pretty good.
- It's all right.
McWhorter said you superstars
take as much room as you need.
Oh, man, you hear that?
First stop, we're already superstars.
Hey, Snake. Snake, big fan, man.
- All right.
- Big fan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, only fan.
Don't get too used to that, pal.
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