The Somewhat Normal Life Of Li Gin (0.5 Draft) Page #18

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Dave (writing on a notepad): KOBE?

A man named Kobe runs in the room with a notebook in his hands.

Kobe:
Yes?

Dave:
We failed.

Kobe:
Motherf***er.

Dave:
We’ll have to bring Dean White back.

Kobe:
No, No, NO. We left him behind, We can’t ruin it again--

Dave:
I SAID FOR YOU TO F***ING BRING HIM BACK YOU USELESS MAN!

Kobe (Walking off): I’m getting me a spouse.

Dave chuckles as a TV turns on, It has the character from TAODW on it.

Dave (grabbing a bag of popcorn on the ground): F***ing sequels. They are always bad.

A voice says Freddy’s Revenge was bad as Li suddenly bangs Dave on the head with a chair.

Dave (falling onto the ground): Li’s Revenge.

Li:
Motherfucking Cabin in the Woods type sh*t?

Kobe (walking in the room): I suppose so.

Li:
I love that movie.

Kobe:
You do?

Li:
Yeah.

Kobe:
No you don’t.

Li:
Yes I do.

Kobe:
I dunno.

Li:
I dunno either.

Kobe and Li engage in a fight as Kobe points at the ceiling. Li quickly loses however as Kobe cracks his neck and Dean (not Logan or Lo) wakes up in his bed.

Dean:
F***ing f***! F*** f*** f***--!

Bill (walking in the room): Miss me?

Dean almost screams as he wakes up again in his bed, sweating as he begins to be strangled by Bill.

Bill:
Missed me?

Dean:
F*** you and f*** your rewrites!

Bill:
BE YOURSELF!

Dean:
What?

Bill throws Dean into a portal and becomes Logan again. He is in a plane writing a script that turns out to be this script.

Logan (looking at the camera): Yeah, This would be my Obsession.

After credits scene: We cut to a cold winter night, A man is walking on the street. He looks at the camera, and walks up to it.

Bill:
What the f***?

He notices that he has a hole in his forehead.

Bill (licking his finger and rubbing the hole): The f***? What the--?

Little girls appear before him. They say You’ll Go Next several times.

Bill:
Ah f*** off.

End.

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