The Starving Games Page #5

both kill ourselves

and there

are no victors?

We'll ruin the Games,

and we'll show

th-that the Capital,

they can't control us!

I found these poisonous

berries in the woods.

W-We can eat them

a-and die.

Sh*t ain't personal,

strictly business,

ya dig?

Whaah! Whoa!

F*** me!

Best Starving Games ever!

It's a nice shot,

Kantmiss.

What're you

doing here?

I practically show up

at the end

of every movie.

Superhero movies,

yeah, but--

Well, that's what I wanted

to talk to you about.

We could use

some fresh, young blood.

I mean, sh*t!

Just how many sequels

to "Iron Man,"

"Thor" and "Captain America"

can we make, right?

And you're pretty handy

with that bow and arrow.

Ahem!

Uh, Nick, the, uh,

bow and arrow

is sort of my thing.

Shut your ass, Hawkeye!

You're lucky you

even in the Avengers!

Yeah, but--

And don't you think

for one goddamn minute

that Marvel is gonna

spin off your character!

"Hawkeye, colon,

The Avenger Nobody

Gives a Sh*t About,"

will definitely not be coming

soon to a theater near you!

Burn!

Burn.

Ow.

Oh, stop being

such a cherry!

So what do you say,

Kantmiss?

I'm in.

But, um,

I'm kind of hungry.

Do you mind if we get

something to eat first?

Let's go get

some shawarma.

Avengers assemble!

Wait, don't step

off those--

Oops.

Oh! You know

what that sound means?

Bob's Post-Game Bloopers.

Aah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Good.

Blooper reel.

Ohh.

Sorry.

Blooper reel!

Cutting!

Yeah!

Oh.

And the wig is down.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I gotta get

more excited about you.

Let's do it.

Touch my leg.

Here we go.

Dude, stop.

Prank, take one.

Ohh!

Look at you!

Dale, that's

romantic and all.

Yes, why don't you

give me a little dance?

On the down, not the up.

That's good.

Now like a penguin.

That's the worst penguin I've ever seen.

Do it again.

Do you like

watching Pygmies?

Oh, yeah. Oh.

That looks good.

Look at that dripping.

I just got

my back waxed.

I'm sorry.

Kick.

Hah!

Sorry.

I kicked your ass.

No, that's fine.

Don't...

And this

is my sidekick.

Mother pus.

What'd I say?

With me.

And this is...

Shh.

...my sidekick.

And this is my sidekick.

Yeah. That's funny.

You got one line.

You do.

Ready?

And I have

another Tess Tickles.

I need to see a bi--

No, it's not,

"I need to see."

Stop hiding, and show me--

God damn it.

I need a pair

of Tess Tickles!

Sh*t.

For bug zapper.

Contact.

Contact.

Contact. Contact.

Uh-oh.

Hold on.

I'm sorry.

A partially

eaten pickle.

So happy Starving Games,

and may the odds

be never in your favor.

That is the worst pickle

I've ever had.

We have to kill Marco

and win the games.

Sorry. Ahh. Sorry.

We have to kill Marco

so we can both go home

and win the ga--

God damn it. Sorry.

Wow, that's amazing.

That is good.

What is that?

It's a divine mixture

of fox blood

and bear.

Delicious. Right?

Hey!

Hey, Phil, stay down there

and put your finger

in his mouth.

Okay. We're done.

We're done with this.

Blooper reel.

Blooper reel.

Cutting!

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