The Stooge Page #2
- NOT RATED
- Year:
- 1951
- 100 min
- 115 Views
- Yes, sir.
- Miss Reagan.
Tell me the truth.
Do you honestly think he's human?
l've heard people bet both ways.
Stick around, mister.
There'll be a spot in just a minute.
Never mind.
l would like to have...
Could l...?
Could l get a...?
l would like to have a... A glass...
What'll it be, bud?
Oh, l'd like a glass
of hot water, please.
- Hot water.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
- What'll you have with it?
- Oh, that's all.
That's all?
- Just hot water?
- Yeah, l want it for my tea.
You've got a nerve.
Driving away my customers
and making your own tea!
Now, get out here! Beat it!
You take your hands off me! l'll pay
you for the hot water, here's a nickel.
Now, get out of here
and quit taking up space!
Don't you put your hands on me!
l'll call a policeman!
l paid for the hot water
and this a public restaurant
and l've got a perfect right to sit here.
That's the law.
- The law?
- You heard me.
Look it up yourself in the code book
of the City of New York!
Article nine, paragraph six, revised.
And l got friends on the force.
Don't you give me no trouble.
Excuse me.
Well...
...you got everything.
That saves me a lot of trouble.
Yeah, my mother makes
so l don't ruin my stomach
Don't you touch me,
l got friends on the force!
Thank you.
l don't use pepper.
Sugar?
Oh, thank you. l beg your pardon.
Cream or lemon?
Oh, l always use cream.
- Cream.
- But don't bother. l brung my own.
l'm just trying to be helpful.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
That sandwich.
Wouldn't you like me
to toast it for you?
Oh, would you?
That's it!
You deformed me!
Now, l won't be able to play
with the other children!
What are you yapping about?
You still got four fingers left.
Yeah, but when l grow up,
l might want to play the piano, maybe.
You're running a very
unsanitary establishment.
You can rest assured, l'm going to
report you to the Board of Health!
Ted! l've been looking
all over for you!
Mr. Robertson wants to see you
right away. Come on.
Why didn't you find me sooner?
l'm never coming back here again!
You just lost a customer!
Oh, Ted, here's that
phonograph handle you wanted.
Oh, thanks, Duzik. l'll give you the
money for it on payday. Miss Reagan...
Hurry up. You're three minutes
past your half-hour.
- Yeah, but Miss Reagan...
- Ted!
l'm sorry, Mr. Robertson.
l'll give you the money for it on payday.
Careful, Ted, don't cut
your throat on my time.
Mr. Robertson, it was an accident!
l didn't mean to do it.
l had Duzik's phonograph handle
and l was just gonna knock
on the door, that's all.
- Come in, boy.
- Don't pick on a little guy.
lt's all right, don't get excited.
Sit down, son.
- Me?
- Yes, sit down.
Well, Bill, there's your man.
Hit where there's padding.
Hit where there's padding!
- Come on, kid.
- What do l do?
that's all.
- Oh, l'm sorry, sir.
- Grab those, huh, kid?
- You want l should go with him?
- More than anything in the world.
l'm sorry, Mr. Robertson.
l'll pay you for that on payday.
He sings too, huh?
Good luck, Mr. Miller.
Hello, sweetie.
Myrtle Theatre, Brooklyn.
How are you, sweetheart?
You wouldn't mind telling me
where you were the last hour?
l was working, doll.
l was getting some new jokes.
- l'll bet.
- From Al Borden.
Why don't you marry him?
- That's not funny.
- Neither are his jokes.
Mary. Mary...
- ...l'm sorry.
- That's very nice of you.
Well, l am. You know how
important this is to me.
Well, l'm pretty fed up.
Ever since the day we were married,
all l've heard is Al Borden
and his jokes and the act.
That's a fine way to talk.
You know l'm trying to make good.
All right, then, let's not talk.
Mary!
Hey!
Oh, take care of this, will you, kid, and
l'll see you in the dressing room. Mary!
Six dollars, buster.
Oh, that's very reasonable
for such a nice cab.
Now, hold it.
That's the fare, birdbrain.
Now, pay me or
l'll charge you for waiting.
You don't believe in keeping
all your eggs in one basket, do you?
Wait a minute, that's only five.
l said six, didn't l?
- Could l have some back?
- What?
Well, then could l just have a nickel
for carfare or a cup of coffee?
You panhandler.
Hey!
Lover, when l'm near you
And l hear you speak my name
Softly...
Quiet!
Oh, please get out of the way.
Our cue is on.
Lover, when we're dancing
- Quiet.
- Quiet, schmiet.
You try and be quiet.
You try and be quiet,
carrying these bags.
...entrancing music dies
Still mad?
No, how can l stay angry with you?
but it's like l told you, honey.
l want to get up there
where you'll be proud of me.
And sometimes l'm in such a hurry,
l just get carried away.
- Oh, come on in, kid.
- l'm sorry, Mr. Miller,
- but if you won't need me anymore...
- Put the big one up there.
Watch that. Easy!
- Yes?
- Five minutes, Mr. Miller.
OK.
Mr. Miller, would you like
me to put this away?
Yeah.
Come on, let's go, Mary.
Come on, kid!
Mr. Miller, l better be getting back.
Mr. Robertson's gonna miss me.
- See that box?
- Yeah.
- You go on up there.
- Oh, to see the show?
Thanks, Mr. Miller.
- For free?
- Yeah. Go right through there.
Good luck, darling.
And good luck to you too.
You're on.
Oh, l'm sorry, lady!
Oh, that's all right.
Ask the sky above
And ask the earth below
Why l'm so in love
And why l love you so
Couldn't tell you though l try, dear
Just why, dear, l'm yours
When you went away
You left a glowing spark
Trying to be gay
ls whistling in the dark
l am only what you make me
Come take me
l'm yours
How happy
l would be to beg and borrow
Or sorrow with you
Even though l knew tomorrow
You'd say we were through
lf we drift apart
Then l'll be lost alone
Though you use my heart
For just a stepping stone
How can l help dreaming of you
l love you
l'm yours
You brought me out for this?
Take it easy, Frank.
Thank you. And now, ladies...
Thank you. All right, all right.
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.
Now l have a treat for you.
Something you're getting for nothing.
Did you ever hear of a fellow
named Jimmy Lyons?
For your information,
Jimmy Lyons is the fellow
that wrote one of the
greatest hits around today.
A song called ''For You''.
- ls he kidding?
- Give him a chance.
And it just so happens we have
Jimmy Lyons in our audience today.
Let's have him take a bow.
House lights!
- No, you!
- Me?
Come on, stand up,
take a bow. Don't be shy.
Get up. Come on.
Oh, lady! Lady!
Lady! Lady! Oh, lady!
Mr. Miller!
- Gee, you're strong.
- You're cute.
- l'm getting out of here!
- Oh, no!
Come on, let's get him to sing, huh?
Come on, applaud.
Go on. Don't be stuck up. Sing.
All right.
Nothing came out.
Hit it.
Ask the sky above
And ask the earth below
Why l'm so in love
And why l love you so
Couldn't tell you though l try, dear
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