The Suite Life Movie Page #7

Okay. On three.

One, two...

I landed on my tummy.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Let's see.

Leg. Knee. Ribs.

Not sure what that is.

Yeah, I'm all right.

We did it, Zack.

We made it!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Or not.

Oh, good.

You're awake.

Oh, good.

You're an evil idiot.

Right. I'm an idiot, you're the

one that's locked down and wired.

He's got a good point.

Cody, why are we strapped down to

the mind transference facilitator?

Because once I push this button,

The electrons in your brains are

gonna violently smash together,

And merge into one brain.

That sounds like it's really going to hurt.

Yes.

Where are they?

There they are!

Let them go!

Stay back!

Careful! Nobody move.

Cody!

Bailey!

Woody!

Zack!

London!

Woody.

, son...

Woody, what are you...

No, no, don't...

Dang it.

There's an electrical force field

surrounding the perimeter of the platform.

Duh.

Perfect timing,

Dr. Spaulding.

We meet once again,

Dr. Olsen.

I'm going to disintegrate

your individual minds now.

Ronald, before you merge them,

Why don't you show them who you really are?

Wow, that is a pretty

intense chemical peel.

I had a feeling

this guy was two-faced!

Meet Ronald spaulding, my evil twin brother.

Who disappeared two years ago.

When the scientific

community threw him out.

But I was here the whole time, waiting,

Developing my brilliant plan.

But if you're also a twin.

Then why would you want

all twins to think alike?

So no one would ever have to suffer

the pain that I did as a twin.

Him, getting all the awards.

Him, the brilliant one.

Him, the award winner.

I feel you, brother.

So you stole my work

to use for your own evil.

I did.

But how?

It was easy.

First, I posed as a janitor.

Where I methodically stole your data.

I designed this entire facility myself.

It's completely state of

the art and wicked cool!

Well, that looks promising.

When I read Cody's paper on twins,

I thought he and his brother

would be a great asset.

So I went to the boat and I spied on them.

I am so excited.

I've been planning our trip for a month.

Whoa, whoa! Hey!

That's what was in the letter!

Why did you drop it, then?

Hey! Hey, hey!

I knew if I could lure them here,

I could use them in my research.

Then all of my years of pain

would finally have a purpose.

I could create a controlled,

peaceful society!

Through violence?

Well, no plan is perfect!

Can I just say something?

Someone had a big bowl

of grumpy this morning.

The merge is happening!

You know, we should merge into my brain.

I have the superior intellect.

You also have the inferior personality.

I'd rather merge with a rock.

Stop fighting!

You're ruining everything!

- Stop it!

- You stop it!

You know I told you

to get your head checked.

But I'm sure the results

would come back as empty.

My brain, my brain!

No! No, wait!

Your brain is all boring.

All you ever do is think.

That's not true.

I also spend an inordinate amount of time.

Worrying about global warming.

And looking at things in my

closet that need to be pressed.

Thanks for proving my point.

We're going into my brain.

Zack...

I'm tired, Zack.

Cody. If you can hear me,

keep fighting with Zack.

By fighting, they're creating a

resistance and a power surge.

To the machine that wants to merge them.

It's as if the thing they do best, arguing,

Is the one thing that can save them.

I shop really well.

Can we use that?

No, I can't go into your brain!

You never use your brain.

How do we know it works?

Well, at least it's not

jam-packed with stupid facts.

And math thingies with numbers and letters.

You mean equations?

Stop!

You'll destroy everything.

You know, I can't spend the rest

of my life in the head of someone.

Who orders Sushi

well-done.

Hey, Bailey, where'd you

get your hair done?

At the groomer's?

London! What?

I thought we're all joining in.

One, the number of people who find

you interesting. Including yourself.

Give in to the merge!

Give in!

Well, I may not be interesting,

but at least I have a car!

No!

No! No!

No!

No!

Come here, give me a hug!

Ooh!

You've ruined all my work.

Now, you'll all pay the consequences!

I'll merge all your minds!

Wow, you really are a fruit basket.

Fruit! Zack, fruit!

But I'm not hungry.

Got it!

Bailey.

See that rope on the ground?

Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

Here's what I need you to do.

Come on! Full power!

Now!

Yee-haw!

Get along, little crazy scientist.

Time!

Let me go!

No.

I will destroy all of you!

Cody.

Let me go!

Dr. Spaulding, eat this, and think

good thoughts about your brother.

Chew it.

Donald? Really?

You were always jealous of me?

But you had everything.

True.

But that's all I knew.

I didn't know how to have fun like you did.

So, all those years that I

was wishing I could be you,

You were wishing you could be me?

More than that.

I was wishing that we were us.

Ah! Boys,

are you all right?

We're fine, Mr. Moseby.

Oh! Thank goodness.

One more minute and our

personalities would have been gone.

The one time I get a parking

spot right out front!

Donald.

I was wrong the whole time.

I'm sorry.

I forgive you, Ronald.

When I get out of prison, let's have lunch.

I'll be here. Waiting.

I'll be 143, and hungry, but waiting.

Okay. No fruit.

No fruit.

Fruity tale.

You know, they make you

guys seem almost normal.

That was fun.

Want to go shopping?

No. No shopping.

How about a sandwich?

See what we can accomplish

when we work together?

You know, we make a pretty good team.

Okay, this was the best spring break ever,

and we managed to do everything on my list,

including the museum

of microscopic magnets.

What was your favorite?

Well, it's a toss up between the

Erosional Granite Sandstone Sea Cave,

and that giant ball of twine.

"Do not park.

Zack Martin exempted."

Perfect.

Sweet ride!

Hey!

Thanks for the car.

Isn't she pretty?

No. No, no.

Zack, Zack!

Oh, no!

Ooh, goody!

My summer wardrobe's here!

Well, spring break's over.

Now, If I could just make

it to summer vacation.

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