The Suite Life Movie Page #6

The one?

Okay, okay, okay.

Hold on, hold on.

Now, while we still have our brains,

I suggest that we listen to

them telling us to leave.

We can't leave.

We can't leave.

If this is what Dr.

Olsen has planned this for us,

Then what about all the other twins?

We have to save them.

I can feel that you're right.

Man, I hate empathy.

Okay, we have to get into his office.

We got to find a way and

find out what's going on.

Come on,

let's go. Careful.

Okay. Go, go!

Secretly, secretly!

Okay.

Now...

We can climb that catwalk,

shimmy down that pole,

Go in through the air vent,

Come out near the lighting system,

Then we just kick a hole

through the ceiling.

And we drop down right above

the instrument panels.

Or.

Well, sure.

If you want to do it the boring way.

This. This.

Oh, here we go.

"stage one, the phical connection.

"stage two, the emotional connection.

"stage three.

"the merge."

okay.

"during the merge, the twins become one.

"no longer individuals,

their identities consolidated

"into a single self,

able to be controlled."

Even not kwing what that

means, I know it's not good.

It gets worse.

How could it get any worse?

"stage four. Hive mind."

yeah, that sounds worse.

"once the merged twins are assembled,

"they can be controlled

under a single voice."

I hear a single voice.

It's saying, "run!"

We've got to free all those other twins.

And most important, we have to avoid

eating any more of that fruit.

Which you are eating now!

It was here, and I was like, "mmm,

that looks good. I'll take one."

Zack, how could you do that?

It's impulse eating.

It's a real problem.

What happens if only one

of us eats the fruit?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Why are you repeating me?

Why are you repeating me?

I'm reating you,

aren't I? Ugh.

That's weird. It's like

you say something.

And then I feel the need to say it.

The next stage.

You're becoming me.

I don't want to be you.

I want to be me.

I gotta be me.

Well, well, well, well,

Well.

That's a pretty deep well.

Trust me, Wally.

There is a wall there.

Dr. Spaulding?

Dr. Spaulding?

May I help you?

Hi. My name is Bailey.

I'm looking for Cody Martin.

I haven't seen Mr. Martin since he and

his brother destroyed our submarines.

And I banned them for life.

Mine and theirs. See?

I have no idea where he is.

They're in the mountains,

about 50 miles from here.

How do you know that?

The dolphins told me.

You can understand the dolphins?

Yup. Ever since

I was here last time.

And ate that ugly fruit,

whenever I'm near a fish,

I can hear what they're thinking.

Actually, London, dolphins are mammals.

Then why don't they have humps?

Wait, you ate the corsican fruit.

And now you can hear the dolphins?

Not just dolphins.

I got cursed out by a crab.

But I got even with him at dinner.

That's the key to my research.

Humans and dolphins have to eat the fruit.

It was right in front of my

eyes, and under my nose,

And a little to the left the entire time.

What else did the dolphins say?

Hey, were they talking about me?

Did they mention my zit?

You know, they are so judgmental.

They said I look great in this skirt,

And that Zack and Cody

are at this place called.

The gemini project

with this guy named Ronald.

What?

I think Zack and Cody may be in danger.

Oh, no! It could be a

matter of life or death.

Those are two really different choices.

Bailey,

call Mr. Moseby,

Tell him to meet us at the gemini

project on the new old sawmill road.

So. You know

about the merge.

Great stuff.

Great stuff.

And apparently, you've

discovered the next phase.

The hive mind.

Groundbreaking research.

You know, I'd really love to

stick around and talk about it.

Stick around and talk about it.

Who said that?

I did. He did.

I did. He did.

Look at that.

A half merge.

No it isn't.

No it isn't.

A delay from the one to the other.

It's astounding!

It's a little annoying,

but it's astounding.

Dr. Olsen,

if you let us go.

We won't tell anyone what we saw here.

I can't do that.

Your participation in this

work is far too important.

Can you hear me?

Yeah.

Cool, right?

So cool.

Wait a minute.

Are you reading each other's minds?

Shh! I didn't

even say anything.

I think you should shh

'cause I can hear everything.

Can you just pay

attention, please?

Stop doing that!

You know what

I'm thinking, right?

That's a really long hair

coming out of his nose?

Oh, yeah, it's gross.

And also, run!

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

I knew we shouldn't have come here!

Apparently, stage four must

commence earlier than planned.

Quick! This way!

Where are you going, Zack and Cody?

Where are you going, Zack and Cody?

Oh, great. Hive mind.

Oh, great. Hive mind.

Join us.

No.

No.

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Zip line!

That didn't work so well the last time.

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Just keep them off the platform.

Hurry.

I don't know how long I can hold them off.

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Zack, helmet.

Helmet.

Why?

Zip line regulations.

Get back!

Get back!

I said stay back!

It's just out of my reach.

Stay!

Okay, on the count of three,

you jump up and grab on.

Okay.

Three, three, three!

Three, three, three!

Zack!

Get Zack and Cody!

Zack!

Zack!

Zack!

We did it!

That was awesome.

Just hold on.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah!

That put some hair on my chest.

Get Zack and Cody!

And now the hair's gone.

Let's hide in there!

Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's hide in the

creepy, old, abandoned sawmill.

That's safe. Why don't we bring

some toddlers in there with us?

Get Zack and Cody!

Okay, I think we're safe here.

Or not.

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Quick!

Climb up that ladder!

Oh, that looks Rusty!

I should've got my monthly tetanus shot.

Dirty ladders are the least

of our problems right now.

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Blades! Why is it

always blades?

Where's blankie when I need him?

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!

Go, go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Brother, hide in the trees!

Okay.

What's happening?

We're never going to outrun

those more athletic twins.

We don't have to outrun them.

I just have to outrun you.

If I perish from heat exhaustion,

Bury me in a stone tomb, standing up.

With a piece of broken gold.

Shh, I think I hear something!

Tell Bailey that I respect her as a woman.

No.

Okay.

I think we're safe.

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Climb, climb!

Get Zack and Cody!

Okay. Question.

Do you think it's as far down as it looks?

It looks

like middle-earth.

Zack, I want you to know

if our bones get crushed.

Like cheap test tubes,

which is very likely,

I just want you to know that...

Yeah. Me, too.

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