The Suite Life Movie Page #5

of how I ruined your life!

Two weeks...

That doesn't count.

What about when...

Nope, not that time either.

Fine. If you hadn't

completely messed up.

My internship

with Dr. Spaulding,

I could be there, as far

away from you as possible.

That's not my fault,

Because if you had just given

me the car in the first place

I wouldn't have needed to

follow you down to spaulding's.

To make you change your mind!

A car you're never gonna see now!

Oh, ok. Cool. Cool guy.

Goodbye, Cody.

Fine, go!

Just one more on the list of

things I'll never forgive you for.

You know, out of all the twins I

could have gotten stuck with,

Why did it have to be you?

Oh. Because you think

it's so easy.

To be the twin of a guy who actually cares.

Why a carrot is more orange than an orange!

Yeah?

How about this?

Don't you do it!

Take that digit away

from that nasal vestibule.

Unsanitary! Unsanitary.

You know that sound

that you just love so much?

No, don't do it!

Don't do it, Cody.

Here it comes.

Ooh, cracking!

Oh, yeah?

How about this, huh?

That's not fair. Zack, that's not fair.

I'm wearing briefs!

Yeah, well, now they'll have a nice

runway for when you take them off!

Yeah? You ready for this?

You're not even gonna see this coming.

Are you leaving?

I wouldn't say leaving.

More escaping.

Can we go for a walk first?

I can't.

I really have to...

After you.

It's hard to be a twin, huh?

No. It's hard

to be Cody's twin.

Being kellie's twin

looks like a lot of fun.

Kellie and I used to fight.

But through the Noble work Dr.

Olsen is doing,

We learned how to get along.

Besides, once the merge happens,

Everything will feel right to you.

The merge?

I like where this is going.

Not with me, silly.

With Cody.

And I just threw up

in my mouth a little bit.

Zack, your brother needs you.

Cody doesn't need anyone but Cody.

You're wrong. You'll see.

The merge will fix everything.

Cody needs you here.

We all need you here.

Please, Zack?

She's never gonna forgive me.

I'm sorry, Cody,

But without Zack, you're of no use to me.

But, Dr.

Olsen, can you just... No.

Fine.

I'll do the next stage.

Why'd you come back?

I thought you said you hated this.

Nellie convinced me I should stay.

Besides, there's no plane

till tomorrow anyway, so...

Good choice, Zack.

Kellie.

Let's just get this over with.

What do I have to do?

The corsican fruit, stage two.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Oh, my God. That's like a

lusciousness of lemon and lime.

It's like a symphony of citrus.

It's like a... Got it!

They're fruity. I know.

You want one?

They're for you.

Don't.

...Talking to yourself.

Bad sign.

There's the happy couple.

I sent you a fruit cake.

Also, there's...

Hello, Bailey!

There you are.

I have been looking for you.

Mr. Moseby,

I deleted Cody.

I'm sorry to hear about that.

He just got me so mad.

Do you think I went too far?

You know, really not for me to say.

Look, I found this on the deck.

It's addressed to you.

My work is done.

It's from Cody.

Should I open it?

I'm gonna take a leap here.

I think that was his intention.

No.

No, you know what?

I'm not gonna give him that satisfaction.

All right.

Then don't open it!

On the other hand, don't

I at least owe him that?

Then open it.

Well, when he texted me and I

didn't reply, he stopped calling.

Don't open it.

But on the other hand,

he was reaching out to me.

Open it!

But what if he...

open it!

Open it!

For the love of brevity, open it!

I should, right?

Okay.

"dear Bailey, forgive me for

writing this in a note."

More like a novel.

"internship," blah, blah, blah.

"spring break," blah, blah, blah.

"scholarship to Yale?"

wait. So...

"so if I want to go to

the school of my dreams,

"I can't be with the girl of my dreams.

"I'm sorry. And please

recycle this after reading.

"love, Cody."

Oh!

Oh, no.

What have I done?

It wasn't even that good.

I know. Right?

Hey, guys.

Guys, I was all wrong.

About that hillbilly hairdo,

those hoe-down heels,

Or thinking it's cute to call

flossing your teeth, "goin' ropin"?

No. I mean, this whole time

I've been wrong about Cody.

Good, good.

Let it out.

He's selfish,

he's a know-it-all...

Don't you dare criticize

the sweetest fellow on earth!

He has the wings of an angel.

An angel!

You didn't let me finish.

I know.

He didn't want to spend

his spring break with me,

But he couldn't if he wanted

to get a scholarship to Yale.

I know, I know.

He was trying to tell you that, but...

I know! He's emotionally stunted.

Isn't it wonderful?

We have to go to the marine biology reserve.

And find Cody and apologize.

Why do I have to apologize?

I didn't do anything to him.

Wait, which one's Cody again?

Come on.

You feeling anything yet?

Not yet.

Thanks for coming back.

Whatever.

Darn right I saved your butt.

I didn't say that.

Oh, well, you should have.

No, I didn't say it.

I felt it.

I'm going to think of an emotional memory.

You tell me if you feel what I feel.

Come on, you're not still bummed.

About that stupid little hamster, are you?

That's incredible.

Zack, that's exactly what I was...

You set my hamster Sigmund Freud free?

How did you know that?

I can feel your paralyzing guilt.

Well, you're the one who should be guilty,

Saddling him with a name like Sigmund.

I saved him years of hamster

High School embarrassment.

I loved Sigmund Freud.

Mommy and I bonded over him.

Okay. Not only are you

gonna break my spirit,

But you're gonna mock me as well?

I'm not mocking you.

I'm fee (zack moans)

Why are you crying harder?

Because...

I finally see what it meant

to you to get into Yale.

It was your life,

And I messed it all up.

I'm sorry.

I know you're sorry.

You're really sorry, Zack.

You really are.

I know. Oh, no.

I know you know.

And I know you know I know.

Yeah.

Oh. Zack.

That's why you wanted the car?

Exactly.

Cody,

You know what you wanna do with your life.

So does Bailey.

Even London knows exactly who she is.

I'm the only one who doesn't.

I know that somewhere out there

I'm great at something.

I just need to find it.

And I could find it a lot

faster with a cool sports car.

You will find it.

And when you do, I know

you'll be great at it.

Come on.

Come on.

Mmm.

Mmm.

That feels great.

You're warm, kid.

We should really...

We should do this more often.

Good work getting Zack to stay.

Thank you, Dr. Olsen.

Nellie, you have been

invaluable to this project.

I think Zack and Cody are

almost ready for the merge.

Nellie was telling me

something about the merge.

Although, unfortunately, it

wasn't what I hoped it would be.

It's a shame Cody has to lose his brain.

He's so talented.

But everyone must sacrifice

for the greater good.

Except me. My good is greater

than the greater good.

It is greater, isn't...

Yes, come on.

Well, that doesn't sound promising.

Lose my brain?

But I love my brain.

I'm the brainy one, Zack.

Without my brain I'd just be (stammers)

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