The Suite Life Movie Page #4

Well, everything you do is wrong!

Oh, like coming here to help you?

Oh, please.

You only did that.

Because I agreed to give you

mom and dad's car if you did!

Only because you had no other choice!

Zack, Cody, you're twins.

Why are you hurting each other?

Yeah, hurting each other...

Hurts each other.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It would be the same as hurting...

Yourself.

No, no, I don't really agree.

Let me demonstrate.

See, if I pinch Zack...

It doesn't cause me any pain.

And if I, for example, splash this glass

of ice-cold water in Cody's face,

I don't feel anything.

Thirsty, dry even.

And if I flip Zack out of his chair.

Using the element of surprise...

See? I feel nothing.

I've proved my point!

So, uh, whose grandmother

is missing a finger?

These look worse than

mom's apricot tuna roll ups.

This is the corsican fruit,

the key to all my research.

I guarantee you'll find it's the most

delicious fruit you've ever tasted.

More delicious than mango?

Yes.

More delicious than blueberries?

Yes.

More delicious than...

Just eat it.

That is amazing!

Yeah, it's like...

It's like it slithered down my throat,

And sent my tummy into a yummy frenzy.

It is like, right before

it entered my mouth,

It swirled around the

world's largest lollipop.

It's like my tongue just

took a bath in a rainbow.

Mine just swam in a peach nectar River.

A peach nectar River?

Seriously?

Oh, like you can take a bath in a rainbow!

Mmm, Bailey...

Please forgive me.

Cody wuv Bailey.

Does Bailey wuv Cody?

Ow! Oh, no, my fingers don't

bend that way, Bailey, stop!

Why'd you hit me?

I didn't hit you.

I must've just fell.

Then why does my arm hurt?

I guess I hit it on the way down.

Let's just go to sleep.

You go to sleep.

No, you go to sleep.

Oh, I really need to call Bailey.

I thought she was annoyed with you?

Her and I finally had something in common.

Well, she was. That's why I decided

to give her all that time.

You know, it's scientifically proven,

You never confront a

woman when she's angry.

Or calm, for that matter.

Oh, Cody...

No cell phones.

It's one of the few rules

we have around here.

I really need to call my girlfriend.

It's impossible.

I know, right?

No, no, no, it's true.

He has a girlfriend.

Well, he had a girlfriend.

No, what I meant was that the

cell phone's microwave radiation.

May affect some of our

more delicate instruments.

We wouldn't wanna risk a malfunction.

Good man.

I hope you both slept well.

Today, I'm going to be observing.

While you both perform a series of

sports and training exercises...

Pass.

Actually, he can't pass.

Or run, or kick, or hit, or score...

Sports and I have

a complicated relationship.

Walking and you have

a complicated relationship.

Still, it may provide valuable insights.

As to how well twins

work together as a unit.

Well, I guess if it's

for science, then okay.

Good man.

Hey, here's a fun fact.

You can actually hit the

ball with these things.

Oh, hit it?

I couldn't even see the thing.

How come we don't have matching outfits?

You sicken me.

Watch it!

Hey, you watch it.

No.

It's okay. You'll do...

Better next time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The double team!

The double team!

They seem weird to you?

I think they're nice.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Here goes nothing.

Whoa!

Ow!

No, I'm climbing back down.

Are you serious?

Well, actually, I'm a little

more introspective.

If they can do it, we can.

Don't look down!

Man, you're so weak.

How do you even button your shirt?

My muscles are crying.

It's called sweat!

Don't fall, Cody.

Cody, don't fall! Cody!

I'm falling!

I'm falling, I'm falling!

Are you feeling something weird?

Can't a guy scratch in peace?

No, not that.

I'm feeling whatever you're feeling.

You know how crazy this is?

Forget it. I've flossed with

thicker strings than this.

What do they have that we don't have?

Lack of fear, upper body strength.

Wills that are notarized.

Trust me,

I'm a five-star athlete.

My leg is

falling asleep. Oh, no!

My leg is falling

asleep, too. Push!

I am pushing.

You push!

You know I have weak wrists!

No, no, no.

Don't take it!

Every fallen petal is gonna represent.

One more phone call you don't get from him.

Maybe Cody hasn't called because

his phone ran out of battery,

Or he's been abducted by aliens,

Or a secret society of pilgrims,

Disguised as aliens so we don't

know that they're pilgrims.

And you really think that's possible?

Sure! People's phones run out

of battery all the time!

No, no, no. See, Cody

stopped calling me.

Just becau I was ignoring him.

Well, lots of people ignore me.

Just do what I do.

Ignore them back.

Except I'm not sure if they notice

because they're ignoring me.

He thinks by not calling me after

I didn't answer his calls,

That I'll be weakened, call him,

And then he doesn't have to call me again.

But didn't he call you the first time?

Only so I could ignore him.

He thinks he's the ultimate strategist.

But like my grammy Pickett says,

"you can put your boots in the oven,

but that don't make 'em biscuits."

Unless you add flour and eggs.

I mean, sure, they're still chewy, but...

You know what? Game on, Cody.

I'll show him.

What are you going to do?

Check this.

Not the big "d."

Oh, yes. Oh,

it must be done.

I can't watch.

Tell me when it's over.

Cody Martin, you are now and forever...

...Deleted!

Dr. Olsen,

Zack and I have been experiencing

some strange phenomenon.

Seems almost a little too improbable.

I feel what he feels.

Why must you complicate everything?

Well, it wouldn't be complicated if

you didn't only have one brain cell.

Which is going to die alone.

This is perfect.

This is better than perfect.

Wait a minute.

What's better than perfect?

Let's stick with perfect.

Come with me.

Just to be clear, I'm hooked up

to this thing again because?

The results should be different this time.

Starting.

Ow!

What are you complaining about?

I'm the one who got shocked.

I definitely felt pain.

Ow!

Ow!

Would you stop that?

No, you stop it!

It's the effects of the corsican fruit.

When eaten by twins, it creates

a telepathic communication.

That's genius.

Yes, it is.

And that's only stage one.

Zack, Cody, are you ready for stage two?

Yes, we are.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold the Joy buzzer.

What's stage two?

Empathy.

Creating an emotional connection.

Where stage one created a physical one.

Are you prepared?

Yes. Ow!

That's a no.

No. That's a yes. Ow!

I heard a no.

Dr. Olsen has vision!

Just like you to run off

before you finish something.

Oh yeah? Well, I'm finished

being a human lightning rod.

By now, I can recharge my own cell phone.

You know, if you leave,

I can't finish my internship.

But you couldn't care less, could you?

Wow, Cody. Actually,

I could care less.

And I'm sick of you blaming me for

everything that goes wrong in your life.

I only do that because you are to blame!

Yeah?

Give me one example

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