The Super Page #6

basketball and football at the same time?

- Question is, where did you get that outfit?

- Ah, shut up.

I hate to bring this up,

but I need the money.

Yeah, I bet you hate

to bring it up.

I'll give it to them.

Good game.

Good game.

Good game, Louie.

- You get everything?

- [Laughing Raucously]

Yo, nice game, Kritski.

Scrub. [Laughing]

Hey, wait up!

what the hell...

Irene, what color was Louie's car?

Son of a b*tch!

what the hell is this?

what the hell

is going on here?

- what's with the new lights?

- Hey! Sweetie!

I can't believe it!

I can't believe he's done this.

They need lights

in the middle of the day?

- what wrong with him? Louie!

- Here they are! Look!

- Sh*t.

- Louie!

Over here. Come over here.

Over here.

I want to talk to you, Son.

Didn't I tell you

not to spend a penny? Hah?

Did you fix those lights?

Don't tell me you fixed the lights!

- Did you put new wiring in there?

- I had to.

You had to! why?

- I wanted to play my stereo.

- well, now they can all play their stereos.

Lights. I gave lights.

It's just lights.

Only lights? That's the inch!

Now they want the mile!

You give them sh*t!

That's what you give them!

Sh*t! Sh*t!

[Gasping]

what do you hang around these people for?

- [Muttering] You. Listen.

- what?

You better get the upper hand around here,

because this is gonna be home for a while.

Your bail hearing took a dump.

- Yeah.

- what did the judge say?

what did he say? He said, Eat sh*t and die,

Mr. Kritski. " That's what he said.

Don't worry, honey.

Daddy never gives up.

He'll get you outta here.

Look! Look at the throw pillows.

I thought they'd add color

to your apartment.

why don't I give it

directly to the soul brothers?

That's what they're gonna do anyway.

Here! There you are!

It's all yours. Take it!

Take it!

- Get in the car, Irene. Irene, get in the f...

- Oh, good-bye, sweetie.

- Get in the car.

- Tell me how the cushions look.

- Get in the car!

- I'm gettin' in.

- Let's get outta here. Louie, I'll talk to you later.

- All right. All right.

what's the hurry?

we just got here.

Big Lou. when are you

gonna get me outta here?

As soon as Mom and I

get back from the Bahamas.

- The Bahamas?

- [Engine Starting]

The Bahamas?

The Bahamas?

"[Discotheque]

- ""[Continues]

- [Crowd Laughing, Cheering]

"[Muffled]

[Pounding Sound]

"[Continues]

[Sighs]

[Coughing]

[Continues Coughing]

[Pounding]

- ""[Stops]

- [Crowd Falling Silent]

You wanna keep it down?

Huh? I mean, some people

might wanna sleep, you know?

"[Resumes]

[Phone Ringing]

- Hello?

- Hello? Heather?

- who's this?

- Louie!

- what do you want?

- I want you to jump right in the cab and come over.

I'm really tired.

My feet are killing me from all the dancing.

- I gotta go.

- Sh*t!

[Glass Tinkling]

This life stinks!

[Tenant]

And then you die!

- I'm doubling your rent, meathead!

- Good!

That makes two bad checks

I have to write!

[Screaming]

"[Party, Loud]

Lower that music down there!

I'm warnin' you people!

This is the last...

[Screaming In Spanish]

English! English!

Doesn't anybody talk English?

It worked before you broke it!

- Shut up!

- [All Chattering In Spanish]

Seventeen hundred dollars?

Seventeen hundred dollars?

what'd you do, use mahogany?

Mr. Kritski, we didn't

use nothin' new.

we just patched it up like you said.

Now, if you'd sign right there, please?

Big Lou's right.

I'll go broke fixin' things around here.

Seventeen hundred dollars

for a hole in the floor.

[Hammering Continues]

[Feet Stamping On Floor]

Turn it off!

[Hammering, Louder]

Hey, Gilliam. Hey! No repairs

unless authorized by me. You ever hear that?

It's not a repair.

It's more like a temporary blockade.

- Blockade of what?

- This place is infested with vermin...

and thanks to you, we can now

see where they're coming from.

The rats will eventually

chewthrough this...

but it just might stop them

for a night.

I've been upstairs.

I never saw one friggin' rat. Not one.

Maybe they're avoiding your floor

out of professional courtesy.

- Hmm?

- Anybody ever tell you you're a weirdo, Gilliam?

Knock it off.

- They will come.

- Oooh! Go to bed, will ya?

- [Footsteps On Stairs]

- Rats. Come on.

[Hammering]

- [Large Animal Growling]

- [Screaming]

- [Growling Continues]

- [Screaming Continues]

[Screaming Fades]

[Man] The whole building's

probably infested, you know.

Yeah? well, there's gotta be

somethin' you can do...

just to keep 'em outta here,

you know what I mean?

well, you could try

training 'em.

That's very funny, pal.

Listen, you do whatever you gotta do.

Do the whole building.

Shoot 'em. Nuke 'em. Burn 'em. I don't care.

Fine.

I'll go start upstairs.

This is very gratifying, Mr. Kritski.

I never would have believed it.

Miss Bensinger,

Miss Bensinger.

- You're just in time to see my agenda.

- I beg your pardon?

- Didn't you want to see my agenda?

- Oh, of course. where is it?

Right here.

[Chuckling]

[Continues Chuckling]

I think the judge was looking for something

a little bit bigger, Mr. Kritski.

- [Door Shuts]

- women who are with me even once

never get over it.

I can't help it.

She wants me,

ba-a-aaad!

- [Pounding On Door]

- It's finally happened. The boiler's dead!

- [Man] Stone f***ing dead.

- we're freezing our asses here!

Now, come on

and do something about it.

- we'll break this door down if we have to.

- All right. All right.

Obviously, it's unusually cold

in the building today...

not necessarily due

to a malfunction of our boiler.

That piece of sh*t

is totally gone.

- You can't prove that.

- Proof? My parakeet is frozen solid.

I could crack walnuts with him.

I called every heating contractor in the city.

They're all booked solid. It's winter.

what do you want me to do?

Go out and kidnap one and drag him back here?

- Yeah.

- well, I'm not gonna do it.

If I can tough it out,

so can you people.

How are we supposed to get warm

in the meantime?

Burn one of your kids.

what do I care?

- Hey! Get off of the door.

- [Pounding On Door]

[Tenants Chattering]

Big Lou's right

about those shitheads.

- They wanna keep warm,

why don't they dance? [Chuckles]

- [Electric Motor whirring]

- [Switch Clicks]

- [whirring Continues]

[wind whistling]

[Footsteps Departing]

[Eleanor, Distant] You're no good,

and I don't want you around here!

[Man, Distant]

Maybe you don't, But what about Tito?

- Get outta here, Eddie!

- I'm not leavin'!

- I want you to take that bike and get outta here!

- I can buy my boy a present!

- Eddie, listen to me! Out! Get that out!

- You're actin'crazy, Ma!

- [Tito] Grandma!

- Get out. I said, get out!

- [Man] You don't know what you're saying.

- Grandma!

I know exactly what I'm saying. You're

no good, and I don't want you around here.

- well, maybe you don't, but what about Tito?

- I'll tell you about Tito.

He's my grandson, and I don't want him

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