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I'm very encouraged.

However, you know this work is just the

beginning of everything that has to be done.

You got a great body.

You know that?

As a matter of fact, so do I. Can't tell with

men's fashions, the way they fit nowadays...

but, uh, if you were to see me naked,

you know what you would say?

Louie, I never would have guessed it,

but you got a great body there. "

[Man]

Krispi"! Hey! Listen here!

- The electrician, see?

- what you ask...

is impossible.

I cannot just rewire your apartment.

I didn't say just my apartment!

I didn't tell him just my...

I said, Start with my apartment,

then do all the apartments. "

[Speaking In Foreign Language]

Oh, yeah? Go inside!

Go do the apartments! what language...

He doesn't understand!

- Don't let this guy throw you.

- Somewhere in here...

there's a list of all the other items

the judge wants you to address.

Just call my office

with a timetable for your repairs.

I'm sure some of the tenants

would like to know.

Did anyone ever tell you

how attractive you are?

No. Of course they have. 34 years old.

You think I've lived this long...

and no one's ever told me

how attractive I am?

You know, listen. This is a great opportunity

for us to go up to my apartment...

you know, we can relax a little bit,

get to know each other?

- [Sighs]

- Nothin' fancy.

If you think I'm such a jerk,

how come you came here?

- Because you're attracted to me.

why don't you admit it?

- Please.

- Like a magnet to a refrigerator.

- [Sighs] Look!

I want to see some real work

begin on this building.

I want to see an agenda.

I want to see a construction crew.

I want to see something more than the

Band-Aids you are applying to this open sore.

And if I don't,

you'll find yourself in prison.

where your great body

will be greatly appreciated.

I don't know why

you get so upset.

[Screams]

- [Engine Starting]

- You have a terrible temper.

But I still want

to take you to lunch!

All right, forget the lunch!

we'll just hump!

Just a matter of time.

[Static, Distorted Music

And Speech]

[Static And Voices Continue]

Come on, come on. I got

money on this friggin' game!

Ah, come on, will ya?

- Maybe if I get a little higher.

- [Clearer Sound, Cheering]

[Announcer] way outside,

trying for the three-pointer to win the game!

- It's in the air! whoa...

- [Grunting]

- [Louie Screams]

- And it's...

- [Crashing]

- [Static]

- what are you doin'?

- [whimpering]

what does it look like I'm doin'?

I'm watchin' television.

[Groaning]

- Are you all right?

- Yeah, I'm great. Thanks.

- Oh, Jesus!

- You're not cold, are you?

No, I just want to see if these gloves

work with the jacket, Marlon.

That's all. Now what is it that you want?

what are you lookin' for?

Nothing, man. I'm feeling good. I came by

to ask you, you want to shoot some hoops?

- Hoops?

- Yeah, hoops. Basketball.

- You want to play basketball with me?

- Yeah.

[Chuckles]

I bet you do. For money. want to hustle me?

- No money, man. Just for fun.

- For fun?

Look, Marlon, why do you want

to play basketball with me?

- why would you want to play with me?

- Hey.

You want to come,

I'll be downstairs, all right?

- Okay?

- Yeah, good.

[Footsteps In Hall]

If you think I look stupid,

just say so, Marlon.

I don't think you look stupid.

what are you lookin' at?

Is it the jacket?

- The hood? what?

- It screams! You know what it says?

It says, Look at me! I'm wearin' sh*t

that nobody in this neighborhood would wear.

So come and stick me

with the sharp object of your preference...

and then steal that hideaway wallet

I got velcroed on my leg. "

You could tell?

No, it doesn't show.

But that's what you guys wear.

[Laughing]

Anyway, don't bother. Don't worry about it.

It's okay, you're safe!

You're with me.

Yeah, like you're gonna protect me

if I get attacked.

I'll call 9-1-1

when they're done with you.

[Kids Laughing]

Hey, Kritski! where'd you get that outfit?

[Laughing]

[Chattering, Indistinct]

- what's up, man?

- Normal.

- Milkman, Louie. Louie, Milkman.

- what's goin' on, Louie?

- Hey.

- Nice to meet you, man.

- How ya doin'?

- I'm all right.

How come

they call you Milkman?

- 'Cause I killed a milkman.

- Ohh.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, we're gonna be playin'

three on three. Half court.

Okay, winners take the ball out.

Every time you make a shot...

- you gotta go around, okay, they make a shot...

- Marlon! Marlon!

- I know how to play basketball, okay?

- If something goes wrong...

whatever, if you need

help on defense...

Look to me, look to the Milkman,

and we'll throw in a block.

You're not gonna be humiliated.

I don't need any help. Thank you very much.

[Man] Check ball.

Check ball, man, come on.

- Shoot it!

- Oh, sh*t!

That's Rudy.

You'll be guarding Rudy.

- If I have to.

- [Man] Take it out!

- Your ass!

- Did you let him lose this one?

- No, baby, you know.

- Let's go, baby.

[Man]

Sh*t!

- who brung the hockey player?

- [Laughing]

Let's go.

[Shouting, Indistinct]

Milkman, over here!

Over here! Me!

[Marlon] Go, go!

Shoot, shoot!

Milkman, Milkman!

Marlon, Marlon!

Yeah, Marlon!

Louie, Louie!

- Yeah! Louie!

- Yeah, we got it!

Yes! Yes! Yes! we're kickin' their ass!

we're kickin' their ass!

[Tito]

Come on, Kritski!

[Marlon]

Shoot, Louie! Shoot!

[Marlon]

Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!

[Screaming]

[Huge Crowd Cheering]

[Laughing]

- Yeah!

- They can't stop y'all. They can't stop us.

Hey! Look what happened!

- Look what happened!

- [All Chattering]

what happened?

what happened?

Come on, we won. So? Come on.

Give you a chance to get even.

- want a chance to get even?

- No.

- Don't want to play no more. we're leavin'.

- One more game!

- If you're scared, say you're scared.

- Come on!

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

we'll give you Milkman.

- what did he do?

- He didn't deliver! [Laughing]

- I'm only kiddin'. Come on.

- Okay, how 'bout another one?

- Okay, yeah. One more game.

- we gonna play another game?

- Let's play for some money. How about that?

- No! No.

- we came here to play for fun, not for money.

- what's the big deal?

- Hey, it's fun to play for money.

- what's the big deal over here?

Excuse me, but I got no money.

I gave you my rent money.

Did you bring it?

Did ya? Did ya?

- Uh, how much are we talkin' about here?

- Two hundred dollars.

- You think we should spend that much?

- You already said it, didn't you?

Two hundred! Okay!

[Marlon]

Louie!

- I don't know what's up,

and I don't know what's happening.

- [Milkman] Shoot! Shoot!

[Marlon]

Louie, come on. Pass the ball, Louie.

- [Player] Boy, we're killing you guys.

- [Imitating Sheep]

[Louie Grunting]

- [Train Roaring Down Track,

Crossing Bell Ringing]

- whoa!

[Train Horn Blowing]

Yes!

[Laughing]

- Aw, loser! Loser! [Laughing]

- You see his face?

Put a little Vicks. A little Vicks.

It'll be good.

Hey, you guys always play

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